Author has written 3 stories for Humor, General, and General.Hi everybody! First off, I'm a psycho. Second, I love to write. Third, I think I'm bipolar and schizoprenic or something, cuz I'm really crazy.
Sooo... Here are some questions you've always wondered about but never had the courage to ask.
How come when you talk to God, you're just being religous, but when God talks to you, you're a psycho?
Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why does your nose run but your feet smell?
What's a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we're already there?
Why is there no egg in an eggplant, no ham in a hamburger, and no pine or apple in a pineapple?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unespected expected?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Who first looked at a cow and said, "I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink what comes out"?
Why, when your alarm clock comes on, is it said to be going off?
(All of the above thanks to the April 2003 issue of CosmoGirl! magazine)