Childe of Kaos
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Joined 03-12-03, id: 346016
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, General, and General.
Hi everybody! First off, I'm a psycho. Second, I love to write. Third, I think I'm bipolar and schizoprenic or something, cuz I'm really crazy.

Sooo... Here are some questions you've always wondered about but never had the courage to ask.

How come when you talk to God, you're just being religous, but when God talks to you, you're a psycho?

Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why does your nose run but your feet smell?

What's a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we're already there?

Why is there no egg in an eggplant, no ham in a hamburger, and no pine or apple in a pineapple?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unespected expected?

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

Who first looked at a cow and said, "I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink what comes out"?

Why, when your alarm clock comes on, is it said to be going off?

(All of the above thanks to the April 2003 issue of CosmoGirl! magazine)

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The Perfect Best Friend by Spammi reviews
Rating for later chapters. Angela is a twisted, inbred child who wants a friend. In each person she's met, one part of their body is perfect. She devises a plan to kill them, take their body parts and sew up a new friend. R&R
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/12/2003
Cut by angsti-gal reviews
Bo's been through it all... suicide, cutting... when she finds out her boyfriend's been cutting, her guilt takes her over and she starts to fall back into the pit she had just gotten herself out of. Based on a true story
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 10/25/2003
Crazy by Through Her Eyes reviews
Between fiction and reality lies someone labeled mentally deranged. Isn't it always that way?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
Stories from Hell by SinisterChic Heather Martin reviews
Short stories that leave a creepy feeling afterward
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003
Black Lace by macabre63 reviews
Dark, maybe even morbid. A woman changed, unexpectedly, into a vampire by her beloved husband... a cliche storyline, written to suit my creative appetite. (And, hopefully, with some surprises.)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003
The Anthem of A Cutter by Kara's Krissy reviews
This is the anthem of a cutter...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2003
You Say Cutter Like It's A Bad Thing by Wind and Ashes reviews
Just like it sounds. When some one reviewed one of my poems and commented about me refering to my self as a cutter (actually I wasn't..but ok...) and how "derogatory" that was...well..who said the term cutter was bad? It's just something that is
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2003
The Pain of It All by Ms.Queen reviews
Three sisters, all together, always, forever. But what happenes when the youngest sister happenes to fall in love? Will she survive? The pain, the will, the drive, the emotion? Come and join them..on their ride, and strive to survive, in love. R 4 Vamps
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2002 - Published: 7/25/2002
Pain by irisbud
I wrote this one a long time ago. Even though the huirt is gone, I still remember just the way it felt. Please review. Criticizm is the best way to improve.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2002
Something More by alliemarie
It's a typical bad boy falls for good girl story...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2002
life sucks by lphybridgirl reviews
Chris's life totally sucks...he's a cutter and can't stop, until someone comes to help him. Please R&R People. I NEED THEM!!!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2002 - Published: 8/1/2002
A Torn and Bloody Banner by DemonDancing reviews
'Leah glanced down at her arm in disgust. This was her banner, her proclamation to the world that she didn’t give a damn. Too bad they didn't understand...' a teen cutter who recieves a slap in the face...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2002
The Tool Of My Destruction by Suzanne Star reviews
A first hand story of being a cutter, basically what goes on after the cutting ends. Intense language at points. Only for those mature enough to handle a self-mutilation theme.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/20/2002
I Only Wanna... by Perpetua reviews
This is a short story-ish thing about the night my mom found out that I'm a cutter. WARNING: CONTAINS DARK AND DISTURBING MATERIALS. IF YOU DON'T WANT INSIGHT INTO A CUTTERS MIND, DO NOT READ THIS.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/13/2001
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An odd piece of poetry I wrote when I was kinda depressed and really bored in science class. Read and review please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 10/4/2003
Please Remember
Once her eyes adjusted to the darkness of the room, she made her way to the bedroom. She turned on the bedside lamp and gazed down at her sleeping friend. This brought on a fresh batch of tears. Rated for later parts of the story. R&R PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,436 - Updated: 6/12/2003 - Published: 6/11/2003
A Lamp's Eulogy reviews
I had to write a eulogy in poettry form on an inanimate object for English class and this is it. I know it's weird, but I got an A, so it can't be that bad! R&R puh-leez!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/12/2003