InsaneOleander
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Joined 03-15-03, id: 346384
Author has written 8 stories for Life, Friendship, Family, Humor, and General.

Hi,

I'm BlackOleander. I feel like changing my pen name, but I don't know what to change it to, so I guess I won't change it at all.

Currently..

/listening/ I don't know. I need new music but am too lazy to go find some.

/reading/Attempting to read Mosses From an Old Manse by Nathaniel Hawthorne, but finding it very difficult to even start.


If you're going to read any of my poems .. don't. because they're all like depressesion!angst!balsdfa;l!
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Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous by That Girl You Love reviews
BEING PUBLISHED IN 2014 by SPENCER HILL CONTEMPORARY! EEK! Nyx's life was perfect-she had finally gotten her brooding bassist boyfriend, and their band was finally on the verge of being superstars. Yet, she had never counted on fame, reporters, socialites, or gorgeous men complicating her life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Nameless Woman's World by svonnah-la-fay reviews
The classic Female-Domination story: Finished In a world controlled by women, one young woman must overcome societal barriers as she grows closer to her new, abused slave, a romance that will eventually lead to world revolution
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Luka & Shoe by King Patch reviews
UPDATED! Confrontations between insecure Constance and secretive Wolf, between cranky Luka and worried Shoe, between manic Natalie and ticked-off Shoe. A glance into Shoe's past explains some of her present. What's to happen next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,770 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006
Snippets by squiggle-line reviews
He's a self-proclaimed videogame freak. She thinks the library is her second home. Together, they're going to take over the world...er...right after he figures out what she did with his box of cereal...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,424 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2005
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Seven Acts by Mass Descent reviews
complete.when she's kissing him with all the sense thrown out the window, and all the love through the door...only Best Friends can tell. this is seventeen years in the making.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,746 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Lovelorn by skywriter-x reviews
A cute guy at college, a glance shared in a cafe, a conversation in maths, a needy girlfriend, a cruel rejection. Lovelorn is a selection of short stories on the one subject we can all relate to: love.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3321 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Memories Worth Protecting by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
My Embrace With Taboo by Slayin-Em reviews
COMPLETE Ok, ok... this story contains incest. Theres your warning, so don't read flame throwers - Jen doesn't know whats going on when she starts to see her brother, Matt, in a different light.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,379 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Complete
Not Irish by halloran reviews
A punk rock romance for the slightly mature. A tale of a tough girl living on the edge, and of the music and people that live there with her. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,958 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Lost: In Darkness and In Light by Marshmallow Vampire reviews
Meet Issy Brighton,your average idealistic teenage girl,just starting highschool. Then throw in her over protective control freak older brother,a tempramental shophomore girl,and Leighland,a boy from the wrong side of town;and you've got yourself a story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 6/12/2003
I Fear by Infinite Smiles reviews
I fear... the state of the world.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/5/2004
Seasons by ObsidianHeart reviews
The seasons and teenage depression.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2004
Have You Ever? by Infinite Smiles reviews
This piece is about the beauty of life than can be found in simplicities. (Not really in poetry format)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2004
Boyfriend? Or Not by raineblade-ace reviews
Amy is Chinese, not to mention academically oriented and has no time for boyfriends. But when she does decide to go out with someone, the guy's only using her to get good grades. What the guy doesn't know is that she's using him as well.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,736 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 5/30/2003
Duets by Tabitha Grey reviews
FINISHED Bridget is lucky enough to be granted the opprotunity to go and sing at a nation wide contest with a partner. Her teacher picks the guy...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,893 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Complete
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Tales Of A Screaming Fan Girl reviews
This is a story about a girl who met Good Charlotte on a plane, though she was not able to recognize Joel. The story mostly revolves around the fact that she wasn't able to recognize Joel, and basically the stuff that goes on because of that...Really rand
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 1/28/2004
You Can't Hide reviews
Don't let your problems break you down...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3/12/2004
Night and Day reviews
The differences between the night and the day...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/7/2004
Feelings reviews
Poem about the different moods that I go through a lot...R/R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/26/2004
Hateful Words reviews
This is about people who are kinda mean and sarcastic...please R/R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/19/2004
Perfect reviews
I can't be what you want me to be...I am my own person.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004
Invisible Wall reviews
You may think we're close...But we're not...This invisible wall will always stand between us.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004
Afterlife reviews
A poem about where we go after death...my first one on here so please review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2004