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Joined 03-21-03, id: 347119
Author has written 11 stories for Essay.
DUWB stands for Distributor of Unneccessary Wrathful Beatings

This account is for essays only. Sometimes I will write essays in response to other pieces I have read. When I do that, the description will simply say whether the piece I'm responding to was on FFN or FPN, and give the storyID# of the piece I'm responding to. Original essays will contain legitimate descriptions of their contents.

I am bisexual and strongly FOR gay rights. People's sexuality will never have any effect on the ratings of my works. If you do not approve of this, please do not read/review ANY of my works or contact me in any way.

I am atheist/agnostic and plan to change religions only when I find my OWN reasons to do so; not just because somebody says their god loves me or that I'm going to a certain version of Hell. If you do not approve of this, please do not read/review ANY of my works or attempt to contact me in any way.

Most of the time, I write because I want to. If you do not approve of this, please do not read/review ANY of my works or attempt to contact me in any way.

I have a habit of being stupid. If you can't intelligently/maturely respond to stupidity, you really shouldn't read... almost anything on FFN/FPN, actually... or in the newspapers... or watch television... or read old sci-fi books, or anything you wrote when you were a kid...

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Origin of Evil by Nightsovereign reviews
New Chapter: Coming Soon - details all the changes coming up in the Origin of Evil essay series. Origin of Evil in English and Español
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,306 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003
The Writer's Manifesto by Brian Bloomfield reviews
This is about the junk writing increase on FanFiction.Net as of late.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003
The Circle of Trust by FFF5EE reviews
Groupies with narrow-mindedness
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2003
Anime in Perspective by Sariko23 reviews
PG is only for ideas. Essay is more likea rant on the American's butchering anime so that they can sleep better at night.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2003
A Child by Aki7 reviews
A rip off my journal. Just a reflection about kids...that's all
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2003
Twitch by Drachen
Hmm...fiction ay? If only this were fiction.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2003
Hokey Pokey Theorem by RENTfan reviews
The evilness of the Hokey-Pokey... R & R. Pg for references to satanism!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2003
Nintendo: Gaming Gods or Strictly GRated? by Dee-whY-Cee-aRe reviews
Essay I wrote about Nintendo and their fall from grace. Check it if you're bored. Constructive critisism appreciated
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2003
Italian Dressing by sugarsphinx reviews
This is not very long... its actually a reflection written for a class. However it is a bit interesting...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2003
Why there is nothing wrong with violent videogames by Phil1 reviews
a speech I did for school
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2003
Osama by Tonnie
An essay about Osama bin Laden I wrote for fun. (I know, that surprises me too)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2003
Humanism by Youkaiko reviews
A brief look at the destruction of feminism.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003
Rabbiting On by Loganberry reviews
A (flawed) attempt to explain about being a fur. Moved from Essay to Biography and now back again(!), but it's borderline. Originally rated R, but now I think that was silly - PG-13 is quite high enough.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/25/2003
Are Final Fantasy Games Sexist? by Rem reviews
My responce to Karasuhato's essay, Are final fantasy games sexist?,( Story id: 1241603 ) arguing a different point of view on the subject.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2003
Is Final Fantasy sexist? by Karasuhato the Raven-Dove reviews
A rant/editorial on my views of Final Fantasy and the depictions of their heroines. *READ AND PLEASE DON'T FLAME ;_;*
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003
Of Being a MovieType Evil Super Lord by Xandra the Blue reviews
I wrote this for class, The advantages and Disadvantages of being a Evil Super Lord. I kinda got broed with the origional idea, so I streached it a bit...I got an A- for it, which is good for a person who has a basic grasp of language!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2003
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English 100 reviews
Assignments for my summer course at college.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003
Eclectic Essay on Homosexuals reviews
I am currently working on: 1) homosexuality's effects on ability to raise children, and 2) why statistics aren't much help. If you don't see a certain point discussed, please don't assume that I'm stupid; e-mail me about it! cassidypeterson@yahoo.com
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003
Slayers: The Motion Picture
Featuring the song MIDNIGHT BLUE by Megumi Hayashibara, Slayers: the Motion Picture is one of the best anime movies around (in my opinion). This is a semi-goofy summary I wrote for it; I'll add a chapter discussing illustration/animation if ppl ask me to
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Published: 4/15/2003
Being a Minority in the USA reviews
Turns out that the guy who inspired me to write this, did so by ~INCORRECTLY~ saying that Christians are a minorirty in the US. *shrug* My bad, then. For those who don't know, a candy-foil is a foil wrapper for individual pieces of candy
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/15/2003
To The AntiFrench reviews
A politically ignorant USA punk's views on anti-French sentiment back when the only thing they were "doing to us" was refusing to fight, and why I approve of no longer calling things "French (whatever)"
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003
Homosexuality and Evolution reviews
My own little theory on homosexuals. This is what happens when I'm half-asleep, vaguely annoyed, and on new medication. And note that it says MY theory. Nowhere am I saying that this is proven! Jerks
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2003
Sometimes I Hate Who I Am reviews
Just a random piece I wrote about myself and random experiences in the various schools I've attended. Contains reference to FFN/FPN authors including ID#s 295646, 236195, and 316075.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2003
Christian Music reviews
You don't need to believe something to love it. Rating because I swear, once. No religious flames, please—unlike normal flamers, religious flamers don't amuse me
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/26/2003
Reflections on Dealing With Stress
I've written a few essays lately, and it's my theory that these essays are my latest way of dealing with stress.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Published: 3/25/2003
Butchery of Anime reviews
Just a little rant I did. I apologize for the rambly-ness. Due to a misunderstood comment I feel it necessary to point out that I believe Kirei Hana should still be known as Kirei Hana in the USA
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2003
I Have a Muslim Friend reviews
People can be so stupid sometimes...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2003