What to say, what to say? I don't really know you, and you don't really know me, or care- I guess mysilly little scribbles are all you're here for. Either that, or you just got lost trying to find porn, and your browser ended up here. It's okay, don't be embarrassed, it happens all the time. Either way, however you ended up here, here you are, and if you're reading this, then you must be at least marginally intrested in who I am. So, I'll disclose a little bit, but not so much, for the sake of remainging slightly mysterious, as all online fiction authors should. Lol.

My real name isn't Varla. That, I guess, is pertinent. It's actually Elizabeth, butthatdoes nothing, really, to bring to mind smoky eyes and the heady, overpowering smell of incense, and for some reason, Varla does. On the internet I can be whoever I want to be,Isuppose, and I always wanted to be called Varla. In real life, they call me Lili, or Ellie. But I digress. I am the daughter of an English teacher, whichhas contributedgreatly to mypresence here. I hail from Washington DC. I have a boyfriend who works for IT support in the Department of Homeland Security, and I am an art student. I also work in a bookstore. The boyfriend and I have two cats, and anorchid plant. All are still alive, which is pretty good, all things condsidered. I'm freakishly tall, (5'11") black hair, green eyes. My father is Arab and my mother is French, and I was born in Disctrict Heights, in DC. I tend to think I'm beautiful, and those who don't agree with me are few and far between, and not really given any regard anyway.

I used to be Somehow Hollow. I changed it. The old stories are gone, as old stories must go, and there will be new ones coming up. I would apologize, but as I said, no one ever cared before, and hopefully someone will now.

April 28, 2006

Revamped the profile. I'm working on something at the moment. Don't expect it any time soon.