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Joined 04-03-03, id: 348848
Author has written 5 stories for General, Spiritual, Fantasy, General, and Humor.
Greetings and saluatations.
I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to put here, really, but I refuse to list of all my likes and dislikes like so many people out there. I'm sure most of you don't care. So, let's stick to the subject at hand and say that my worst writing habit is that I have a tendency to get so stuck on dialogue that I lose sight of the storyline. Consider yourself warned.
Speaking of...

Warnings and Apologies
"The Blood-Fruit Tree"(07/04/03)I was actually somewhat pleased with this one. I'd been sitting on the idea of a "non-angel" for some time and was glad to put it to use.

"Avarice"(06/13/2003)
Oh, I think I'll regret this later. This is my attempt to return to my "average-height fantasy" roots; Hovering somewhere between being crappy and moderately entertaining. Please be gentle.

"Ode To That Guy I Saw Standing On The Street Once"(06/16/2003)
Man, I hate poetry, but, I know when I'm beat. This is one of the few poems I've ever written that I liked. I may post the other one day, but probably not.

"Tragedy in Little Hungaria"(04/23/2004)
A silly little piece which I was surprised to find lurking on my hard drive. It gave me a chuckle, so I stuck it up. Also, I KNOW it's "Hungary," so please don't write me any condescending reviews.

(I swear I'll put up some good stuff eventually.)

Jig your vinegar, everyone. Interpret as you will.

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The Cherry Blossom Tree by Electric Romance reviews
Sometimes it’s better to just hide things. (m/m, Dark themes and slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,132 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
Cirque Du Soleil by GjK reviews
On future earth, where population is controlled by the government 'matchmaking' programs, average Meg is matched with a superstar & finds difficulty adjusting to his lifestyle.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
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Tragedy in Little Hungaria reviews
A silly little story I unearthed recently. No offense is meant to anyone of Hungarian origin, especially not Andrew, my favorite Hun.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/23/2004
Avarice reviews
The guy wants a taste of immortality. The girl wants desperately to die. Together they go on wacky adventures.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 6/13/2003
Ode to that Guy I saw Standing on the Street Once reviews
[See Title]
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2003
The BloodFruit Tree reviews
It's angels, it's demons, it's revenge. What more can you ask for? [May be religiously offensive... but probably not]
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/7/2003
The Alarm reviews
Teenage prankery leads to partial mental breakdown. Contains coarse language which may be offensive to virgin ears.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/3/2003