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Joined 04-05-03, id: 349109, Profile Updated: 09-10-09
Author has written 46 stories for Romance, Spiritual, Life, Friendship, Love, Nature, Religion, Young Adult, General, Work, Humor, Humor, Essay, and General.

Name: Kate

Nicknames: Katie, Katydid, Kate Monster, Miss Kate, Katenheimer, Katey P. Sassafrass

General Interests: Writing, laughing, hanging out with my friends, drawing, art, theater, film, music, reading, dancing, walking, making people smile, running through puddles, making coffee, and spending time with my family.


“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. I'll always be with you.” --Winnie the Pooh--

Let me tell you a little something about love. It's different everytime. It's nothing more than a chemical reaction, an arrow over an equation, but the elements change. The most fragile kind of love is that between a man and a woman. Chemistry, again: if you introduce a new element, you never know how stable the original bond is. You may wind up with a new union, with something left behind. I believe that you can fall in love many times with many different people. However I don't think that you can fall in love the same way twice. One type of relationship may be steady. Another may be fire and brimstone. Who is to say if one of these is better than the other? The deciding factor is how it all fits together. Your love, I mean, and your life.
-Joley; "Songs of the Humpback Whale" by Jodi Picoult

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Sexism by Well I Don't Mind reviews
I might be cynical, I don't know. But feminism is needed.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
The Bone House by KnittingKneedle reviews
The cliff my house sits on is slowly eroding into the sea, my mother is determined to go with it and there’s a beautiful, too young boy who thinks he can fix all my problems. But cliffs don’t grow back and the tide keeps coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,801 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
Bang Bang by AwkwardSubmarine reviews
Pyrotechnical Display started in a garage and rocketed off to stardom. The sky was the limit. But then their lead singer and friend is shot, bang bang, and everything starts to fall apart. This is how they build back up. DISCONTINUED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Patient Confidentiality by J. L. McCoy reviews
She was his employee. He was her boss. When he is placed out of his apartment, Dr. Lucas Aguilar is put in a bind. Could he stay with the two vixens under his employ or stay with shy, plain Michaele Bradison?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Behind the Door by bubbletrap reviews
There is a knife on the floor. It glistens in the dark... Violence and sexual content... My first ever short story!... Please read and review
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
My Summer at Skinny Camp by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
So we’ve all heard of Fat Camp, but have you ever heard of Skinny Camp? Well it’s where all the super-skinnies go to so they can be fat...never heard of it before, have you? HIATUS, SORRY GUYS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
Not Quite Heaven's Angel by aphroditism reviews
“Can’t you talk? Are you mute?” No, I wasn't mute. Why are you so particularly cold to me? What have I done to you? “Just go away Alodia.” It wasn't my fault that he was gay and he was in love with his best friend. Was it my fault he didn't love him back?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
Literary Losses, Literally by Stylo reviews
Also known as What Not To Do When Writing Well To Prevent Your Story From Going To Hell.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Mix Tape by Color Me Eggshell reviews
Life was biting me in the butt and I really needed my best friend.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Summer Intoxication by CaramelVixen reviews
In the middle of a way overdue edit of my first attempt at a oneshot Autobiographical of an intense, "first love," summer fling. Enjoy!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2006
Mister by Crizel reviews
Train writer(s). The bonds that tie us are often those we wish were there.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2005
Little People by Different Definitions Of Storm reviews
[a collection of Tankas] // A collection of tankas, or poems based off tankas, about childhood and children.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2005
Ducky!: The Beginning of an Adventure by Kelsey Christen reviews
A crazy/funny story about a girl named Ducky! and her adventures. Very random. Please r/r!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
A Sweet and Sad love Story: A man, a girl by Ricpantera reviews
The story of Marcus D'Crook, a successful man who had it all but love, and lost it all...to love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2003
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The Love You Save May Be Your Own reviews
Finding unexpected hope in the unlikeliest of circumstances.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Complete
Reese's
One Food Lover's Experience of Being Diagnosed with Celiac's Disease and Her New Sense of Cravings
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Complete
Prop Str8 reviews
Two best friends, Harper and Kennedy, are brought up in a world where heterosexuals are the minorities. Together, they deal with prejudices and hate that will put their friendship to the test. COMPLETE.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009
The Plaid Shirt reviews
Four different lives all centered around a plaid shirt.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Sunday Kind of Love reviews
A personal essay consisting of theories on what love means and explorations on the fear of remaining perpetually single.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Where the Hell is My Sharpie? reviews
A collection of short stories that describe the life of a barista at a small coffee shop.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
No Touchy reviews
Subtitle: I Wish Creepy Old Men Wouldn't Hit on Me. A personal narrative about having to endure the advances of creepy old men.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Remember When it Rained reviews
“Into each life some rain must fall.” A love story told in two voices.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
Excursion in the Sky reviews
I wrote this on a plane coming home from a vacation to NYC.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Watch Bird reviews
A short story about a recent adventure in babysitting....a hostage situation involving a babysitter, one infant, and a rather vindictive love bird.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
My Vindictive Conscience reviews
Keeps me up at night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Nothing is As it Seems reviews
You always want what you can't have//but if what you want isn't what's right//then, baby, what's the fuss?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Watch Out For That reviews
A Public Service Announcement.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
I Shaved My Legs Today reviews
And of course, it had to do with a boy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Wait, it's HOW Much? reviews
An opinion-editorial written for my CompII class. It's about how Starbucks should allow licensed stores to lower their prices to appeal better to their demographics.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Snow in April reviews
What happened to spring?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
I Ate the Last Brownie reviews
and I'm not sure I'm all that sorry, either.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Smile Like You Mean It reviews
Written as a song for one of my stories.....please R&R---this is my first time writing a 'song'. :
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Always reviews
He is always there, always listening, and always loving
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Separated reviews
Have you ever felt separated from yourself?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Way Back Into Love
True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does." - Anonymous Quote
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,359 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Coffee Shop Blues reviews
Having worked in a coffee shop for a year now, I think it can be proven that I have become certifiably crazy, thanks to a majority of my customers. While I love most of my regulars and a few, select angels that come in, the rest....well.....not so much...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Gold reviews
Most of this story came to me one very long, slow day at work, and it eventually formed into this short story about a mother and a typical day with her little ones. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
First Impressions reviews
My first attempt at poetry in a few years. Semi-autobiographical, inspired by the 1,000th time I've heard "You're really quiet." 1st part of a "series", if you will. "Sequel" to come soon....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008
Kill Them With Kindness reviews
"They won’t know what to expect/Because it will be like nothing they’ve seen before,/When I kill them with kindness.”
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/9/2006
Looking for Love reviews
Stuck in a tantalizing game of hide and go seek...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006
See How I Love You? reviews
A love song from God.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006
Frightened
For anyone who has confronted a crush or made the first move.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 6/9/2006
A Day in the Life of a Grocery Sacker reviews
The inner workings of the mind of a grocery sacker.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/6/2006
God is an Old, Green Couch reviews
You find God in the strangest places...
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/5/2006
I Am a Punching Bag reviews
Sometimes you just feel like a punching bag, like you're taking a bunch a hits from people around you. Whether its your friends or complete strangers-it still hurts.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/1/2006
Quiet reviews
Quiet admiration...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/20/2006
Wild Streak reviews
Pondering about a possible rebellion one night while studying...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2005
Afraid to Let Go
I'm really bad at summaries, but its basically about a couple from when they meet and so on.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Published: 2/10/2005
You Are Here reviews
There are alot of poems that are about how you see Gd through only the good things. This touches the thought that you can feel the power of His love through good and bad times. V. bad at summaries. I apologize
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/7/2005
Forgiven reviews
Based off a story my Ethics teacher read us from the Bible.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/3/2005
Come and Follow Me reviews
The road is hard...but if you have faith, you can overcome all tribulations and grow in the glory of the Lord.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
My December reviews
The song is sung by Josh Groban. A story about love conquering all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8/2005
To God reviews
A poem to the Father
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/8/2005
Christmas Angels reviews
Something I wrote for a poetry challenge. A Christmas Poem.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
Crimson Horizon reviews
The day has begun.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
For My Love
A poem for my future husband, my Prince Charming.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Published: 1/8/2005
Chelsea's Song reviews
A Flower in the midst of turnoil...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
I Dance Alone reviews
I dance to no music...I dance for no audience...I dance alone..
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8/2005
Where God Is reviews
"Where do you think God is Anna" "In heaven with Jesus, Mary, and Grandma."
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2004
You Are My Sunshine reviews
A departed comes back to the side of a young man she left behind and recalls her love for him and tells him about her entrance into heaven.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2004