Kat-Renee Kittel
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Joined 04-05-03, id: 349133, Profile Updated: 04-03-09
Author has written 19 stories for Love, Fantasy, Life, Sci-Fi, Song, Nature, Family, Essay, and Humor.

Why I check out Conspiracy Theories:
I learned early not to believe everything in the news. A late night at age six—our car was about to be hit by a drunk driver running a red light. To avoid being killed by the impact, Mom made our car roll on to the driver's side door. Mom and my brother, Michael, came out fairly unhurt, but in the tumble of bodies, my head became wedged between the emergency brake & the brake pedal. I woke up at the hospital with weird wires hooked to my head. My brain felt like mush. The doctors sent me home only to call Mom in the morning. "Bring her back in, she has a skull fracture!"

Our newspaper's article about the accident? Mom broke her back, Michael broke his leg & I was fine.

Therefore as a secretive agent for The Laughter Safety Valve Comission™, I am contactless. I always wear my glasses.

My Four C's are Cats, Comedy, Computers & Conspiracies. Yet put me on the witness stand and I'll plead the Fifth. I'm Eccentrically Meshuganeh, but that's okay. The more complex the mind, the more the need for the simplicity of the play.

"There is no greater challenge in any of our lives than daring to be who we are." --Noah benShea

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." --Dr. Seuss

Stories here are dedicated to:

Mon Mari...

and to my 'Big Brother & Sis' of comedy

You are beautiful--May you always be together.
(J'adore les deux de vous et je ne m'inquiète pas qui sait.)

Thanks for listening and not minding (even when my jokes fell on their wittle facie),
for the Safe Horizon-- the gentle nudge in the right direction

and quietly laughing when I walked right into the corner cupboard.

Brilliant strategy...I will dare to dream.

(I still owe you two hugs, but I have to run into the wall now...Bonk...Okay, where did the exit go?
oh there it is. i'll just sneak out now and hide behind the door... )

You will always be in my prayers.

Your "Kid Sis"

-Katie Kat.

Je vivrai mon rêve..."To save one life is to save the world entire..." -Talmud.

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Open your eyes by Sillage le Las reviews
sometimes the most confusing situations have the simplest answers. i wrote this song one night when i was confused about how i felt. i have the recording with me singing and playing guitar if you want to hear it. let me know.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
The White Room by StrangeAdventures reviews
The boy doesn't wake.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Tiikeria reviews
Seth J. Edwards reflects on his life...then and now. Creative Writing assignment.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Dear God Please Save Me From Your Followers! by Aslan Israel reviews
Find the story. Now, shall we look through someone else's eyes?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2006
An Infinitive by Autumndark reviews
last night I dreamed my bed was out to sea, a one-man four-poster pirate ship twisting into Escherspace . . .
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006
A Dream of Roses by Dreamof-Roses reviews
Rose Gardens & Secret Reunions - Mutual conspirators.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
confessions of the literalminded by iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry reviews
these i thrust upon thee
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2006
Little Eagle Dancer by Dreamof-Roses reviews
Little Sister took your challenge and waits for you by the mountain stream.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2006
Butterfly by Pheobe Meryll reviews
A young girl, taken as a slave after being maimed by enemy forces, finds herself involved in a war necessary for the freedom of an oppressed people. A story of lost hope & redemption...COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005
Dangerous Liasons by TheStaticOnTheRadio reviews
A headstrong journalist finds herself in over her head when she looks too deeply into a story. With the Mafia, CIA, and a local criminal hot on her heels, will she be able to discover the truth before it kills her?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005
Oh! For the Love of Hydrogen by Aslan Israel reviews
For my Chem II teacher Mrs. H; the one who taught us to hate moles. (not the little furry things, if you must ask) This class be the source of all my pain. Word of Warning: you might not get it, if you don't have a basic understanding of chem.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/25/2005
Binding Storm of the Fuzzies! by shinco reviews
Lol, Shazaam Onatopp gave me the idea for writing a Haiku about dust, but I decided to write a one stanza 4line, lol poem about it. It only took me a few seconds to think it up! Hope you like and laugh! Please r&r!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Clouds by mistressKC reviews
I've always liked looking at the clouds - this time I write about them...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2005
See You by JC-Saved-Me reviews
Two more hours left on this plane before I see you again. A little thing I had fun with.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2005
nap cat by Munchin reviews
can you see your cat do this? I did and it just inspired me to write this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005
Heart by mizu no kokoro reviews
It's been long, almost way too long, and i'm beginning to question the start of all this pondering... Falling is never fun, especially with a crash landing... Read and review, thanks.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2005
Cinderella Look Alike by Adam Thomas reviews
I had to write this for an english lesson, but hey it may be good.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005
Seeing Spirits in the Elbow Room by camera-stooge reviews
A man's troubled past follows him to a remote corner of the world. I wrote this last year for a creative writing workshop; R+Rs appreciated. Thanks!
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005
Blue Sky Blue by Windsong reviews
Rating given because younger people just might not get it. Heck, even older people might not get it. "You smiled, 'You never met me.' As I followed behind you, I heard you say, 'No one ever does."
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2005
Dust in the Shadows by Matthew James Current reviews
Goes out to all my loyal fans and all the unrecognized geniuses. I hope that this piece voices some frustrations you all have. Just getting the feeling out. Thanks to all my friends and fans here I don't often feel this way.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2005
Mission For God by God's Warrior reviews
Jess is a trained assassin for what she believes to be the US government. One day she meets a man who changes her life through his belief in God. Trials soon bring them closer and Jess finds herself falling for him, hard. REVAMPED/INCOMPLETE
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,086 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 4/5/2003
In Time by Yamicat reviews
A short piece I wrote about not letting the good things in life pass one by... with a little twist.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2004
Porcelain Vase by Summerdazed reviews
it's rarely that I like what I wrote but I like this, tell me what you think
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2004
The Eternal Record Keepers by elmo44449999 reviews
This really is a sonnet this time. Seriously. A short ode to the stars (as well as a present.)
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2004
Katherine by kabhi86 reviews
A spirit never to be forgotten...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003
Thank you, stranger by Corathiniah reviews
A poem of thanks, to someone who's cheerful oddness made me laugh, even in the most depressing darknesses. (I hope you walk safely with God right now.) Read it, it's nice. And remember, you never know who's watching! Keep your chin up! :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2003
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Twas The Night Before Tuesday reviews
A Daisy May Daffodil Toesie Tail... ahem, Tale... - She's a brown tabby - and how her Mawmee spent Memorial Day.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
To Gather Broken Stone reviews
Rickie had to brave the old creepy stone mansion and find out what really happened to her mother, especially now that she could turn invisible. Reads fast...please R&R
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,231 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006
Chasing After Tumbleweeds reviews
(Revised) Or a Ranting We Will Go... The difference between Fan, Admirer and Fondness. (Let Us Pledge Allegiance to Compassion, Humanity and Each Other. - Richard Belzer.)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006
To Sam Waterston and A Call For Reason reviews
Sam Waterston (Jack McCoy of Law & Order) strives to Inspire... How that inspiration helped make a difference last year after I chose to pursue law school.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006
To The Season of Miracles reviews
Chanukkah (Hanukkah) A rededication to the G-d of Miracles - An historical essay...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/21/2005
If We Ever Meet reviews
Not my usual happy fare. To the father I never met.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/14/2005
The Tossing Pebble reviews
(Updated 03/01/06) A young woman learns a gentle lesson from the leader of a race of people who were stranded in the Middle Ages of her universe. (Time Strait Series) Please R&R.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/9/2005
Gather Me reviews
Gather me gently and protect me. Let me cry in your arms, for that's what Father's are for.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9/22/2005
Sandy Red Tigger I Am reviews
This is just a little Ditty about my Sandy Red Kitty. He's 14 1/2 years old and still bouncy.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5/11/2005
Rainy Day Memory reviews
This is a short piece about the weather today. May add more lines later. ..
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005
River Flow reviews
Third Place in the Narrative Poetry category. Poetry Flows Through Me Like The Arkansas River
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/30/2005
Hear The Light reviews
Poem & portion of my novel, Shadow's Wing: A Tale of The Remnant, in the chapter where a small group of people have gone back in time. Sorry, no more til the novel is finished.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/12/2004
Will To Light reviews
This short poem just came to my mind, like a prayerful song. May add more later.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9/11/2004
Stranger In The Gate reviews
I had a dream: a warrior apprentice braved the evil kingdom she had been taught to fight against, to rescue her sister, n’Shari, who didn’t want to go home. Why did she go with the stranger? Where was the true evil?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/21/2003
In Between Forever reviews
What it's like being married, yet without any children of my own. (Hope defferred makes the heart sick.) 19 lines = single prime number.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/2/2003
Cat of Childlike Faith reviews
A conversation with my purple cat. Please RR
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/24/2003
The Purple Cat reviews
A two-line poem about a purple cat made out of paper mache. He sleeps in a box in my closet. Made changes due to first reviews.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/23/2003
Wind Song II reviews
Another Poem/Song from the passion play, Prodigal Warrior, on Regulus III - from the Chronicles of the m'Arhiel. These words are given by the main character in the play to the one who rescued her from the Darkfall.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2003
Wind Song reviews
This poem is dedicated to my husband who sees me with the eyes of his heart.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/6/2003