kurzes Haar
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Joined 04-08-03, id: 349469
Author has written 7 stories for Life, Biography, General, Essay, and Romance.

Name: Kurzes Haar

Age: Legal adult (although I don't act like one)

DOB: My mom says I was born on the coldest day of the year

Location: Studying abroad in Germany

Likes: Languages (currently studying German 6.5 years and Japanese 3.5 years), traveling, school (gaspy), learning new things, arts and crafts, drawing, crocheting, anime and manga (the good stuff...my boyfriend and I are jaded otaku, we've decided), doodling during class, Avatar: the last airbender, dying my hair different colors, Shakespeare (favorite plays: Hamlet, Much Ado About Nothing, A Midsummer Night's dream, The Merchant of Venice), my best friend-turned-boyfriend

Dislikes: Attempting to pronounce French, chick flicks, rabid fangirls, overpoplular anime that isn't even that good, stories and movies so full of clich├ęs that I want to puke, Edward Cullen from the Twilight series, Romeo and Juliet, bad grammar and spelling

Hi _ In hopes to stay with my mother tongue, I'd like to offer myself as an editor/beta to any aspiring writers who feel that they need an editor/beta. I'd appreciate being able to work with English for a while instead of the usual German and Japanese affair. It'd be sweet. The works you see below are old, high school old. As a junior in college, I've learned that you don't really get to write what you want to write. Of course I have ideas popping around in my head, but getting them down on paper is about as easy as trying to find Kraft macaroni and cheese in Germany.

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The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/29/2007
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Beyond Sight by Saamii reviews
In one night, Esme's world is shattered, being torn away from the only family who loves her and being married sight unseen to a Scotsman. Now she must start alone and anew. Her husband could be of some help except he has his own issues...like being blind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,715 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008
Kiss of Twilight: In the Absence of Light by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
With the time of my impending doom fast approaching, there is little left to do but become the most beloved in the lands. But nobody ever said it would be easy. And it's still unclear whether I really will be awakened...or sleep for an eternity.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Heartless Journeys by JC Peters reviews
Lin Maiori exudes an air of perfection in every aspect of her craft. When her home is threatened with invasion from the harsh, war-torn country below, she must lead a band of entertainers to the dark continent. What she finds there is more than asked for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 91,804 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Bad Moon Rising by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. Lone wolf Hannah Madison never expected to find a werewolf pack in the Lake District - nor did she expect the attentions of two male werewolves, let alone a murderous rogue.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Roanoke by Narc reviews
Riley is serving a life sentence in an island prison when she is rescued by the crew of the Roanoke and sold her freedom in exchange for her assistance in a rebellion against the Iorian Empire. She just wants to survive, but there may be a reason to fight
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,684 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2007
Not in a million years by thoughtsofwisdom reviews
Samantha is 22 years old and has just found out she is to be married to Drew, a man she hasn't seen for 10 yrs, because of a business contract. What's a girl to do? Go undercover as his secretary of course! What could possibly go wrong?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,429 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006
An Eternity With You by Tears of My Heart reviews
Thrown into the world of vampires, Abby is only just beginning to understand the very real danger that she is in, the very real love that existed between her and a vampire who knew her in a past life, and the man that she loves now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,675 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
To Stay Below The Sea by DevonnyAuriel reviews
She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,252 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Kiss of Twilight: Prelude to an Evening by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Because of my mother, I've been cursed with a deformity. The only way to break it is to be afflicted with a different curse: one that involves sleeping for all eternity until awakened by love's first kiss, which will never happen with my prince charming..
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,726 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
La Vie En Rose by RosieLou reviews
Between banging her boss and banging her head Sabrina's life never has a moment free of embarrassment or pain. Then there's her boss' best friend who she loves to hate and never pictures naked...well... Chapter 16 Up! Wooo!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,440 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007
The Informant by abridgedone reviews
Nik has a lot on her plate, like writing her next bestseller and snooping about for celeb gossip for her boss's tabloid. Enter Mason, who is broody, irritating, and has a dangerous past that ends up making Nik a celeb in a way she never expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,076 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 3/7/2007
Runaway Dreamer by WriteKindOfLove reviews
When Chloe runs away from her abusive, broken home she runs far, and straight into the Hunting grounds of John, a beautiful but vicious Alpha who would do anything to protect his Pack. Could her life get any worse?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,342 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
DeathlyTabloidsOfOurSoProfoundAmericanCulture by Perfect Bliss reviews
Suicide. Depression. Anorexia. Plastic Surgeries. Divorce. War. Lack of culture & words. AIDS. Ridiculous Pop Divas & Sorry ass Hip Hop Icons. Pathetic Madonnas puking in gas stations. Makes me wonder what's wrong with this world.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
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Open Mic Night reviews
I didn't want to go out that night, I just wanted to stay in and work on my art. But my friends dragged me out to the bar, and that's when I saw him singing my song. [one shot] Dedicated to the one guy who makes me heart throb.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Gute Nacht reviews
A typical conversation between boyfriend and girlfriend when one is living in another country.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
No Hesitation
They've been good friends ever since freshman year of college. Will everything change after one night of fun? [one shot]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Man becoming the Machine reviews
A response essay I had to write for my German Cinema class about the 1927 silent film directed by Fritz Lang called Metropolis.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Red reviews
A short story I wrote for my Literary Analysis class. My lovely little tale of Little Red Riding Hood. I had to copy the style of an author's short story, so I chose Robin McKinley's "The Princess and the Frog"
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006
A cup of tea reviews
A girl has a conversation with someone, talking about her life for the past school year and the bumps it has created
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005
A night in Africa reviews
a few summers ago i spent 6 weeks in Africa. Needless to say, as soon as i got home i missed the dark continent fiercly. Here is a poem i wrote in 8th grade about how nights were in Africa for me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/11/2004