"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."

"This is not a novel to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"I picked up your book and couldn't stop laughing. One of these days I intend to read it." (I think Groucho Marx said this)

Well, that's all my insane memory knows for now, but as I keep writing I'm sure to collect more. Enjoy my stories/poetry or hate them if you like. Naturally I'd prefer if you'd enjoy them, but that's not really up to me.

Quote of whenever I happened to look at this: "There is a 70% chance that the object you're standing on is a cake" - Snifit 1