Begora John
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Joined 04-12-03, id: 350028
Author has written 8 stories for Fantasy, Humor, General, Romance, and Fantasy.
I wrote The Three Knights awhile ago and tried to get it published, with no takers, I'm posting it up here to see if anyone likes it. I've written two other stories just as long and am working on a third. I'm also on, where you may find some of my more silly, humorous stories under the same name.
Inspirations and Influences-
-Redwall(bravest mice you'll ever find)
-Horatio Hornblower
-The Lord of the Rings
-The Legends of King Arthur and Merlin
-The NJ Renaissaince Fair(This never would have happened in Somerset!)
-The Princess Bride(Fencing, fighting, torture, poison, true love, hate, revenge, good guys, bad guys,chases, escapes, miracles, it's all good)
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail(Run away!)
-Watership Down(All the little Pivigs go running avay!)
-matchbox twenty(I'm bleeding and broken though I've never spoken and I come undone)
-The Beatles
-John Lennon(Imagine...)
-Sherlock Holmes
-MST300(the amazing Rando!)
-The Homeward Bounders
-Forgotten Realms-Songs and Swords series or more importantly, the character of Danilo Thann
-The Pirates of the Caribbean,or more inportantly, Captain Jack Sparrow(ships, swords and mad pirates, you can't go wrong)
-and some stuff i can't remember at the moment
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Songs for The Shepherd reviews
A bard writes songs for her lover to hear during the times they are seperate, which is quite often.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004
JustintheHock reviews
Two friends are lost on the highway, then they discover an odd man in the back seat who claims to be there guardian angel. Full of my odd humour. Try it, it's short, it won't hurt.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2003
Ballad of the Weary Warrior
Tis but a story poem about one of Arthur's knights (based on NJ Renaissance Fair)
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Published: 7/3/2003
Nobody Wanted Me reviews
Love is never like it is in stories, it doesn't always end happily ever after, does it. Sometimes it never happens at all, sometimes you feel like Nobody Wants You
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/25/2003
The Raven Five reviews
Five childhood friends lose their childhood home, becoming outlaws and living by their own rules, whcih are better than those of their enemies. WIP
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003
Nostalgia of an Old Soul reviews
Poems ranging on all subjects
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003
The One Plate reviews
A little improv before dinner never hurts anyone, especially when it's Monty Pythonesque. You only get one plate. Random silliness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2003
The Three Knights reviews
The king died mysteriously and his young son cannot be found, so his cruel brother takes control of the kingdom. A young squire learns where the prince is hidden and seeks the aid of three former knights and a cast of irregulars to help him bring the prin
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,331 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003