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Joined 04-17-03, id: 350669
Author has written 40 stories for Life, Friendship, Politics, Love, Nature, General, School, Humor, Family, Song, and Humor.
It's Saturday night, I'm feeling on sorts
I think I'm alright, I know I'm all wrong
The drink that I had three hours ago
Has been joined by fourteen others
In a steady flow

So lot me walk straight, don't let me feel pain
I'm gonna scratch cars, with my keys again
cos when I go home and fall on my bed
If it doesn't leave my stomach, It'll split my head.

Reid/Reid

From: DelvilCircle@aol.com
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2003 12:27PM
To: feedback@moron.com
Subject: moron

If you are going to take the piss out of the french, you might as well take it out of every other sane person on earth. The british dont want a war either but we too are led by a retard a bit like you are, only your retard takes advice from his daddy, and our retard thinks its soooo cool to copy what your retard does. Well i guess its OK to be retarded and blow the world up so long as someone thinks you are clever. Im sorry the peace marches got on your nerves, but hey you cant just eliminate everything you dont like and you had better learn that soon. There are people out there prepared to use their brains to work things out and i suggest you do the same if this is possible for you.
Oh yeah PRETZELS RULE AMERICA
im still laughing from that choking incident.

Mighty fine email there

"It looks like I have gota the yellow teeeth, but I haven't...it's just 'cause of my chalky white fayce...if I had normal skin of a person my teeeth would look white...I am The Mooon..."

N. Fielding (comic genius)

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Peace Talk by willetts reviews
A peace talk with a diplomat whos idea of arbritration is not torturing ambassadors from other worlds. Chapter 6 up. For the Lady.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Small Worlds by Siy reviews
Emily has now legally changed her name to "Katie" and is fitting right into Youngstown's communtiy. But when she goes into Kyle's room one day, she's stumbled upon more than just feelings for him. Revealations later on...hehe. Please R&R!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 4/23/2003
Noddy, the Axe Wielding Maniac by ally-harlow reviews
What happens if Noddy goes mad...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003
No Calm by No Calm In This Storm reviews
Why I'm like a storm....ish...just read and PLEASE REVIEW!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2003
WholesomE Easter Day by Kesshi Mashin reviews
Dedicated to all those not JUST celebrating Easter Sunday.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
Guillotine by WhisperBlack reviews
Thoughts of the future... Not entirely happy with this poem, please critique NICELY. thanks!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2003
God's Sympathy by brillantdance reviews
about my misery concerning god
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2003
Ghost by Miamouse reviews
More of a lingering memory of someone you loved. As usual open to reader's interpretation.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2003
For Entertainment Purposes Only by azurepoet reviews
Don't act as if you know "Me", boy...a reality check. Rated R for language and sexual situations. May be offensive to some, so be forewarned. ^_^
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2003
Roshambo, aka A Guide to Rock, Paper, Scissors by chocolateninja reviews
The "history" of Rock, Paper, Scissors, how to find the materials neede, how to reconstruct the famed "Battle of the Rock, Paper, and Scissors", what NOT to do when playing, and how to actually play.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2002 - Published: 11/20/2002
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Saint George and the Dragon reviews
We were "commissioned" to write and perform a play in Worcester High Street on Saint George's day, and here is the script. Credit is also due to Laura Kavanagh, Natalie Wharton, and Joanne Lindsay
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2005
Temperament reviews
I really should calm down: about my anger
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/16/2004
Come Home reviews
It's not going to happen, but that doesn't stop me writing about it. I want it so badly.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9/15/2003
Overruled reviews
I always am. So are the rest of us.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/10/2003
Little Girl reviews
Not paedophilic although the title suggest otherwise. Ie, Willetts, this may do nothing for you. Lol. Anyway, this is a story in a poem, which I guess makes it a ballad, except it's not. And it doesn't rhyme. I don't know what to call it. Please r/r
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/24/2003
Looking for Fun and Feeling Groovy reviews
The title comes from a Simon and Garfunkel song, as does the whole poem. The first half is about songs life "The Boxer" and "The Sound of Silence," the second "Mrs. Robinson" and "The 59th Street Bridge Song."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2003
Rock Lobster reviews
Yes, I am aware that Rock Lobster is a song by the B 52s, but I was so intigued by it I had to write something. I would greatly appreciate reviews, as I have never written a song before
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/8/2003
Little Sis reviews
For my sister, who put me in a good mood when I was down about my favourite CD being ruined.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2003
The Great Preserver reviews
Blood... blooooooooood... No I am not a vampire, but this poem seems to give the impression of a one-track mind! Kind of different to anything I've written before, so please r+r
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/29/2003
Fictionpress is AOk reviews
A tribute (of sorts)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/25/2003
Rat reviews
Kind of a sequel to Guardian of the Lost." There's been kind of a change of perspective, and I wrote this from true feeling, so please R + R
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2003
Pessimist reviews
Yup. That's me. But sometimes it's good to be pessimistic.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/15/2003
Apathy Denial reviews
This could be interpreted in many different ways. It applies to loads of stuff, some things more obvious than others. Basically it's about apathy and denial. And you didn't already know that.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2003
Repulsive reviews
Something I knocked up in English to please the teacher. We had to right about someone disgusting, so I did. It's only short, but see what you think. Note: Not depictive of any real person
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/6/2003
I Won't Shut Up reviews
First rhyming poem. Aren't you excited? No? Oh well. It's about why I won't ahut up. And it's actually not defiant or anything like that. It's kind of sad...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/4/2003
Headspace reviews
Yeah well, basically "there's no room in my head, you'd better keep out." I think the first two lines sum up the poem. Don't take that to heart however, please R+R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/28/2003
Guardian of the Lost reviews
I guess I'm talking to myself again. This is about someone who is not a rat. Unlike some.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/25/2003
What Dwells Beneath my Bed reviews
I was lying on the floor when I spotted my Furby under the bed. (Don't worry I don't still play with it. Or do I? Evil laugh: Mwahahaha.)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2003
3 Ways to be Alone reviews
About how sometimes it is good to be alone.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/21/2003
Daffodils at Night reviews
The daffodils were the only cheerful tthing I could find. I was in a park.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/21/2003
Reluctant Friends reviews
Ok, I started and finished on completely different topics. This could almost be split into two separate poems. Oh well, that's no reason to discriminate against it. R + R please.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/20/2003
Cancer and the Cure reviews
This was written last night after an in-depth (don't you just hate that phrase?) conversation with my best friend. She made me think about some stuff.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/20/2003
Pornography in Dreams reviews
My weird mind. I think about stuff like this a lot.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2003
Pedals and Strings and Ivory reviews
"Music the great communicator". The Great Escape.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2003
Clear Cut reviews
Another mixed emotions poem that makes no sense.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2003
Sticks and Stones reviews
You all know the rhyme. If not, ask someone.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2003
Like Me reviews
About how evil I am.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2003
Monsters of my Mind reviews
tWritten on a long long coach journey whilst everyone else was asleep. It's so much easier o write stuff in the dark.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2003
Running with Scissors reviews
Ouch. Uneven stanzas. Apparently that's supposed to symbolise something. Or it could just mean that I can't be bothered to moderate my work. Hmmmmmm. I wonder.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/19/2003
Ode to a Pencil reviews
Wow. Original title. I'm sorry, I'm crap at them. Don't hold my mistakes against me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/17/2003
Ermintrude reviews
How odd.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/17/2003
What is a barrier? reviews
I was feeling really insecure about a certain person when I wrote this. You know who you are. (Mwahahaha!)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2003
Photographs reviews
This one's sad but true. Maybe I look too deep into things like this. But I think about them all the time. Weird? Or not.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2003
My Room reviews
This one's odd. Odd and over the top. But you have to have a little drama in your life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2003
Origami reviews
The reasons I like origami may seem odd to you. OK, the fact that I like origami in the first place may seem odd. Well, tough. Because I do.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/17/2003
Exclusion reviews
Well, what can I say. Obviously something. Whether it's interesting or not is for you to judge.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/17/2003
The Beautiful People reviews
I'm sorry. I was in physics.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/17/2003
Good Mistakes reviews
This is about some "mistakes" I'm glad I made.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2003
Who Knows Me? reviews
This is to say thank you to those who know me. And I mean really.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2003
Somebody Let Me In reviews
Written: at a low point, in my room
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/17/2003