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Shopping at Perkin's reviews
When a disabled woman gets into a fight with a bagger boy at a local grocery store and decides to file a lawsuit, the cashier involved in the dispute has a mental breakdown.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Complete
A hyper-energentic glamazon has a penchant for Elmer's glue and glitter. A young hoarder barricades himself in his bedroom with soup cans and trading cards. His sister escapes the mess via compulsive shopping, while her best friend takes in sleazy guys as roommates. And the boss of a marketing company reads and drinks too much wine. A river of sticky wax (aka a plot) connects them.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013
Ashes in a Dolphin's Belly
Five eccentric individuals make irrational decisions that lead them all to the same spot on the ocean shoreline. After finding an ancient relic, they must wield the power of their memories to survive for eternity or disappear from the universe altogether.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,935 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011
Ephemeral Ash, Eternal Fire reviews
When an apartment complex burns down, everyone in the town assumes the building was just old and outdated. As a shy social worker and rough n' tumble car mechanic get involved however, they discover a sinister plot to "cleanse" the neighborhood.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011
There are those who will try to silence voices of opposition and resitance. But every echo in the ocean, strong and resounding or faint and weak, changes the waters. Every voice matters.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Existence as Glycerin
Musings on life, suffering, and plastic party favors
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Maple Syrup Politics reviews
Everyone loves warm, buttery, fresh-out-of-the-pan politics.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Caution: Dangerous experimentations with wordplay. Wear gloves.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Electric Pipal Tree
A reflection on the struggles of modern western society.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
They say every snowflake is different, each one beautiful and unique in its own way. I wouldn't know. I've never seen one up close enough to tell. Rated M for coarse language and mild sexual themes.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Simply Poetry 2
A recent compilation of my latest poetry. Poems reflect my daily life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 555 - Published: 3/27/2008
The tree branches hung low that day, like tired aching limbs of brown, wrinkled men. They dangled over the sidewalks, their leaves brushing the tops of our heads as we carried forward...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Simply Poetry reviews
Simple observations. Real experiences. Awkward line breaks and no sense of rhythm. My excuse for poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/1/2006
White Curtain reviews
Eric has the perfect life. He's got a beautiful girlfriend, he's the captain of his school's football team, and he's ready for the world... except for one thing. Eric's got one dark, sneaking secret he's been hiding that could ruin his entire life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Black, White, & Yellow reviews
What do you get when you mix a white girl, a Mexican coworker, a black customer, and a Korean boss in a tiny store? Complete, utter, absolute, total, unbelievable confusion and chaos.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
An Unusual Proposal reviews
What's more romantic than used napkins, salted pork, and slippery eggs? A non-traditional romance.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Memories of a Mitten reviews
An account of a mitten lost in the snow.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Tressa is quite the cynic. She is critical of her family, her peers, and her world in general. When she meets a mysterious old woman on vacation, however, her attitude on life changes drastically.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/7/2006
La Vida de María Isabel reviews
When the corrupt juntas of the Guatemalan government invade her home, Maria Isabel is forced to abandon all that she knows and loves to head to "the land of the free" and "home of the brave." Is America all it's cracked up to be, though?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
The SAT Virus reviews
A satirical perspective on the over-emphasis of standardized testing in American high schools, written in the format of a newspaper article.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Complete
Escaping Pain through Dreams reviews
A narrative account of a girl who attempts to shield herself from the pains of adolescence through daydreams relating to her favorite fictional stories and characters.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Jerry Grimes reviews
Ben Whindercock lives the typical monotonous life of the middle-aged American man. He yearns for adventure and a change from his day to day routine. When Ben meets an unusual old man his life certainly takes a new turn, but not in a way he expects.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete