Miss Wallflower
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Joined 04-24-03, id: 351791
Author has written 17 stories for Humor, Young Adult, Life, Play, and General.

I'm Miss Wallflower. Obviously.

I'm self-diagnosed histrionic obsessive-compulsive.

My Top Four Favorite Books:

"The Perks of Being a Wallflower" by Stephen Chbosky, "Please Don't Kill the Freshman" by Zoe Trope, "How I Paid For College: A Novel of Sex, Friendship, Theft and Musical Theatre" by Marc Acito, "Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West"

(I like a lot of others too, but those are my four favorites)

My Favorite Movies:

"Almost Famous," "Rent," "Sin City," "Kill Bill," "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," "Cry-Baby," "Amelie," "The Phantom of the Opera," "Pulp Fiction," "Hairspray," "All I Wanna Do," "The Nightmare Before Christmas," "Moulin Rouge," "Little Shop of Horrors," "Chicago," "The Breakfast Club," "Memoirs of a Geisha," "Finding Neverland," "All I Wanna Do," "Donnie Darko," "Corpse Bride," "Brokeback Mountain," and I'm sure there are more but I'm too lazy to think of them.

My Favorite Songs:

"Blackbird," "For No One," "She Said She Said," "Eleanor Rigby," "Michelle," "Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)" and "Dear Prudence" by the Beatles, "A Thousand Miles," "Unsung," "Wanted," "Half a Week Before the Winter," and "C'est la Vie" by Vanessa Carlton, "Freakshow" and "Favorite Lunatic" by Stretch Princess, "Anna Begins", "Goodnight Elisabeth" and "Big Yellow Taxi" by the Counting Crows, "The Hardest Button to Button" by the White Stripes (see above), "Morning Glory", "Supersonic", "Columbia", and "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis, "Jerusalem," "Cold Cold Water," "Million Miles," "Gone Sugaring," "The Dogs of B.A.," "Sweepstakes", "Words Cannot Describe", "Special Death"and that one that comes after "Special Death" that I can't remember the name of by Mirah, "America" by Simon and Garfunkel, "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John, and... well, the scores to all my pet musicals.

My Top Three Favorite Musicals:

"Rent," "The Light in the Piazza," "The Wild Party" (Lippa version)

The Other Musicals I Adore:

"The Rocky Horror (Picture) Show" (esp. the 2000 revival), "Little Shop of Horrors," "Chicago," "Thoroughly Modern Millie," "Hairspray," "Bye Bye Birdie," "Grease," "A Chorus Line," "Oklahoma!," "The Phantom of the Opera," "Guys and Dolls," "Cabaret," "Gypsy," "Wicked," "tick, tick... BOOM!," "The Producers" (but not the movie so much), "The Musical of Musicals: The Musical," "Bombay Dreams," "The Wild Party" (LaChiusa version), "Hair," "Wonderful Town," "West Side Story," "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels," "Avenue Q," "Bright Lights Big City" (well, I haven't heard it yet, but I know I'm going to love it...)

My Other Random Obsessions:

Diet Coke, Oreos, chocolate, funky tights, funky sunglasses, funky nail polish, funky lipstick, funky candles, glittery stuff, retro-vintage clothes, bubblegum flavored anything, dressing like a Bohemian or a ballerina or both, 80s cartoons, turquoise, writing/reading, ranting, vanilla-scented anything, playing piano, funky shoes, sitting on surfaces not meant for sitting on.

Stuff I Really Hate:

Popular radio music, "My Brother Sam Is Dead," homophobes, "The Wizard of Oz," "Grease 2," riding the school bus, my metabolism, high school drama.

I am a generally mellow person but if I have too much soda I will get hyper; not bouncing-off-the-walls hyper but just really, really happy.

I don't care if I don't have the prettiest singing voice, it's still fun to sing around your friends and stuff. I'm not sure why I decided this; I think I just was sick of not letting myself just randomly sing and have fun.With my friends,you sing a lot. It's the way that it is.

I also like pseudonyms. It's not that I don't like my own name... I just like using other names better.

Oh, and referencing things randomly. I really like doing that. I find it great fun. It's just too bad that most of the time people don't get what I'm talking about...

Some day, after everyone else gets married, all of us unmarried single ladies are going to get a big house somewhere and be unmarried and single. And we will all get wedding dresses and eat cake instead of going through the trouble of actually getting married. Or... everyone will move to New York and we'll all write and perform in operas and musicals and sweep the Tonys.

And have I mentioned I have a tendency to rant and ramble a lot? Well, I do. In case you didn't already figure that out. And I'm sarcastic. But you don't need that pointed out to you, now do ya?

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Reality by Dare-Sonar reviews
In this huge practical joke we laughingly call reality, everyone has a different way of looking at things... this is mine. ---A collection of humor columns from the mind of Dare-Sonar.---
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,062 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 10/4/2003
Email Quotes by Mare Tranquillitatis reviews
I was searching through emails and I found interesting quotes from people. They made me laugh. Maybe they'll do the same for you. "Santa, Jesus, Rudolph... POCAHONTAS"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005
The Freak Mafia by Ifylla Wyvern reviews
A diary of my life, starting with the best idea ever. Rated so because of...*cough cough*... curse words...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,231 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 5/7/2003
Locked in Olive Garden by The Queen of All Argyll reviews
The 7th graders of Howard St. have been invited for an evening at Olive Garden Restaurant. What randomness will befall them?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004
Whirlpool: Spin 2 by Caira reviews
The title says it all. Read and review please. Must read all of Spin first to really understand.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 7/3/2003
Rainbow Socks by Achin 2 Lick Clays Neck reviews
It's like a documentary a 15 yr girl does on the teens at her high school. She's got a creative mind and is outgoing. Story is fun to read.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004
Cafe Requiem by plasticwings reviews
Café Requiem, French tables with black metal, modern and vintage art, all the original canvases. No tacky replicas had ever hung on its cornflower blue wallpapered walls. All stories have a beginning, a middle, and an end. Café Requiem was simply all
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 12/7/2003
A Drama Freak's Guide to the Auditorium by Debster's Dictionary reviews
Basically, a humorous look at the drama club
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Complete
Retake of Destiny by Dragon Scar reviews
Her lucky day can't be her last can it? But then again, their too dang cocky to let Heather spoil that friday the 13th (redone and finished)
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003
Oh My God, They Killed Brianne! Ending Two by silverfire reviews
The Alternate Ending to OMG,TKB! When a group of friends get stuck in after-school detention, things go terribly wrong. Murder is amuck (hehe amuck) on the school grounds as they attempt to escape the clutches of the unknown killer. The killer might even
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2003
Spin by Caira reviews
What would it be like to die? I swear this is a story, and a pretty good one if you like airy-fairy stuff, so send me a review!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,751 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
Oh My God, They Killed Brianne! Ending One by silverfire reviews
When a group of friends get stuck in after-school detention, things go terribly wrong. Murder is amuck (hehe amuck) on the school grounds as they attempt to escape the clutches of the unknown killer. The killer might even be one of them. Dum Dum Duuuum!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2003
My Pointless Fanfic by PreciousAngel reviews
PG13 for safety lol...just a fic bout me and my friends..and a few celebs...just bein us =]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
The Remnants of the Dark by Roxie and Velma reviews
*Scream* Five girls at a slumber party...one by one, they vanish... (Sorry about the repost, we finally got a joint account). Just read the story!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2003
Memento Mori by Charisma reviews
Five teens discover who they really are when their facades are stripped and they must make a choice
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2003
The Strangely Unnamed Screenplay from our minds by Listeningtothevoicesinmyhead reviews
Um...what can I say? We were really bored. I'm warning you of strange things in here. We're finished with this installment. Please read.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2003
The Clock Strikes Twelve a play in one act by Morwinyon reviews
A short, dark play about four frightened teenagers push each other over the edge and reveal their deepest secrets.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2002
A School Dance Sonnet by Ella Afleck reviews
This is a sonnet for all of those people out there who are sick of school DJs not taking requests. R&R.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2002
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Quotey McQuotenstein reviews
rated for language In the grand tradition of randomness, I present you with quotes from my friends and other people I know. Enjoy. We really are that psycho.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004
The Hero's Quest reviews
A day in the life of a modern heroine, following the traditional "hero's quest" format. Written for school.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2005
Who Am I? reviews
Written for school. Self-introspection. I'm pretty sure I scared my teacher with some of the stuff I talked about.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2004
Musicals and Madness Before Noon reviews
Ehh... I'm a freak of musicals. R&R if you are too.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
Bunny Money reviews
Vanessa Potter and Ashley Montgomery, David Bowie's interns, witness an attempted robbery... of a bunny? Written for a school project.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004
Locked in a Toys 'R' Us reviews
The eighth grade class at a crazy charter junior high gets stuck in a Toys 'R' Us overnight... what will happen next? Warning: Contains randomness, showtunes and extreme morbidity. Chapters relatively short, don't worry.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,836 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
A Masochistic Choice reviews
Written for a school assignment. What if you were given the choice to forgive everyone in your life for everything they've done to you, or die?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2004
You May Say That I'm a Dreamer reviews
Basically this is just me talking and ranting. It's random. It's sort of self-analyzing.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/29/2003
Snow Day reviews
"This morning I awoke to my dad telling me it had snowed nearly six inches... what made me sort of depressed is that the magic may not work any more." This is just my thoughts about snow and how it seems so exciting when you're young, but the excitement d
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003
A KidzBop Kids Rant reviews
You know those commercials, the ones with all the eight-year-olds singing the trendiest songs? The KidzBop Kids? Well, this is my opinion of what's wrong with it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 6/23/2003
The Extremely Complex Tale of Alabama Girl reviews
Alabama Girl Erickson moves to New York to get famous. Cheerleading, beauty pageants, superheros and romance awaits. (Yes, it's a mockery of teen movies.) :)
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 9/27/2003
Everything That's Wrong With reviews
Basically this is me ranting about things. First chapter is about school gyms. *A TRUE STORY*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/30/2003
Marginal Doodles reviews
Welcome to the inner sanctum of my margins. Enjoy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 6/12/2003
The Wonderful, Demented Adventures of Mr Giraffe reviews
This is the result of two teenage girls, up in the wee small hours of the morning, heavily caffinated. Look and see, R&R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/17/2003
The Girl With the Purple Hair reviews
Gabby has always been Rhiannon's best and only friend, but ever since she got the lead in the school play, it's been different. Gabby's always been a prep, and Rhiannon's always been a punk, but they're still friends. Right?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 6/13/2003
A Poem of Hatred Towards My Separators reviews
This poem was written the day after I got my separators. (These little rubber things they stick in between your teeth for a certain kind of braces.) It's sort of a prequel to 'A Poem of Hatred Towards Braces'. Although now, I realize braces are worse..
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/20/2003
A Poem of Hatred Towards Braces reviews
I just got my braces on... any of you who have braces will probably sympathize. Pretty self-explanatory.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/19/2003