Britani. G. Simonehide bio
Author has written 34 stories for Family, Humor, Young Adult, Life, General, Fantasy, Love, and Humor. Age: I'm 17.Birthdate: 14/05/87 Sex: female msn: [email protected] - add me! I'd love to talk! Area: From sunny england! Latest: Working Girl: Novel about a girl forced into prostitution. Reminescent of Junk by Melvin Burgess and books by Maria Cole. However, all characters and storylines are mine. Updates: Chapter 28 Not even if you were the last man on earth. Details: I love writing, as anyone who reads my work probably already knows! I spend a lot of time on fictionpress and try to update all my stories at least twice a month if not more (although, as some of you may have noticed, this isn't always possible!) A lot of the poetry I write is all about how I feel. Some people shout, some people cry, I write poems. I just think that it helps and you can get some really powerful images that way. I suppose my style is really personal to me and has developed the more poetry I write. Poems arn't right or wrong. They're whatever you want them to be because you're the author. Therefore, you can make your only rules. So, this is big F*K YOU to all the flamers out there. You're all a bunch of english language Nazis. Ok, I'm calm now. I really appreciate people reviewing my work, because it makes me feel like what I'm writing is worth while, so if you're reading something of mine and you like it, then just let me know please! |
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Exchange of Life by praying piper reviews
A country is captured and a girl is taken as slave. She is forced to work for a prince of the royal family that conquered her land. She knows she cannot escape, but she risks death all the same. Rated R for future chapters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,328 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 8/10/2003
First Taste by Lady Surreal reviews
A young teen gets a first taste at what it feels like to be loved. *SLASH* m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,359 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 4/5/2003
Death Penalty by Seremela Minyatur reviews
COMPLETE (with 2 endings) Lauren thought that she could end her pain when she killed herself. Little did she know that her death was only the beginning of her doom. The title was previously Beyond Hell.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003
Suicide Treatment by Devious Angel XDemon reviews
Nichole was a normal sixteen year old girl, until she was brought into another world. This world brings humans who have a history of depressional cutting and keep them as pets. Can Nichole resist her owner, Dragus, or will she eventually fall in love? Plz
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,375 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004
Intrigue by obsidian sorceress reviews
Aiden is captured by pirates while pretending to be a boy in order to get passage home. She needs to play a game of intrigue in order to keep her life while keeping her sex a secret. Based on old definition of Romance. R for complex characters. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,349 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/3/2003
GIRLS ONLY! by Astarte Lydianna reviews
OK the title explains it all...it's a story about a group of teenagers who take part in a weekly party/lesbian orgy. Enjoy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004
Feed Your Head by WastedTears13 reviews
Inspired by "Go ask Alice" a story about lost and losing, drug abuse and pain.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003
Taking Taken Guys by isolated icicle reviews
A comical look at the complex life of a teen in love *Chapter three is done! Please R and R if'n you have a mind to*
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003
Roxie by JaMeSiSmYSwEeTiE reviews
Roxie is the only girl surfer in her town. No girl or boy respects her, including surfers. But when, she meets someone who begins to help her in ways she didn’t think possible, will Roxie be able to gain the respect she wants? as a person and surfer?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003
Unorthodox Education by IndefiniteHeart reviews
Abuse? Desire? Love? The vigorous, masculin Teacher and the coy, articulate virgin... and he will teach her more than she had ever imagined to learn... (References to domination/submission, Sex, Slash, Language)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003
Life Guardian: The Darkness Within by bunny girl reviews
*CHAPTER 5 IS UP* Peaches is an average girl...except for her horrifying gift, which has haunted her all her life. Xander is demon who has lost a bet and must now possess a human girl and make her fall in love with him. Hmmm...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 6/11/2003
Hellcat by SanguinePoison reviews
The story of an unusual, smart mouthed, hot tempered being named Rya, follow her as she struggles against her master and her life as a well kept pet. Told in first person...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2003
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Morals reviews
Who are you to tell me my way is wrong? You've got your own spilt blood to deal with... Acting out on morals imposed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006
Lowndes Square reviews
As I stand there I'm mentally stripped naked by every guy in the room- I feel like Barbie if Ken doll ever came to life...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2006
One and a half grams reviews
There were missing posters all over the city and there were adverts in the papers but Phoebe didn't look like anyones daughter anymore...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 6/29/2004
Not Even If You were the Last man on Earth reviews
Roux stole a girl. He murdered a family. He had a secret. And they will all be betrayed. But the one thing Roux really wants, his conquest wont ever give him willingly. R for sex and violence!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,417 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 8/15/2003
Cocaine reviews
Pretty self explanatroy. a love affair with cocaine.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/1/2006
Crying reviews
To all those girls who need cheering up or who have been stomped on by a guy. You're better than that!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2004
Desire reviews
For all those people who have slept wth someone they shouldn't have.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/15/2004
Breaking reviews
When two people break apart their love shatters. Written for all the girls whos hearts have broken.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2004
Selfharm reviews
Ever wondered about all the different ways that people self harm?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004
Broken Vase reviews
People are easily shattered. You should be careful what you put them through.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004
Love is hate reviews
The line between love and hate is so thin, it' easy to go from one to the other.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004
Not a normal Fairy tale reviews
When a spotty, adolestcent teenager accidentally kills a magic chipmunk, all hell is let loose in an amusing, but not your average, fairy tale!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004
Sleeping beauty, a nice little snack! reviews
Think you know this story? Think again. Guarenteed to have you giggling by the end. Enjoy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2004
Me and My Knife reviews
A story about a girls battle with attempted suicide and self harm. PG13 for a reason. sex references, suicide, self-harm, adult themes.Please review if you've read it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003
Escape reviews
Trying to find the strength inside yourself to leave someone that you love. Could you do it?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/16/2004
Kill me Again and again reviews
About how someone you love can make you feel worse about yourself than anyone else in the world. Good for anyone in a bad relationship.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/16/2004
The slimy Frog and the princess reviews
An amusing Fairy tale in Rhyme! Princess and a frog- sound familiar? Well, think again!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/1/2004
Even in Death reviews
Written for someone I love who is dieing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/29/2004
Blood reviews
Blood: Chasing the addiction? Or are you already caught up?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004
Everything against you reviews
For all th people who feel like everythings against them. I know you can relate!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2004
Addiction reviews
Ever been addicted to somehing? A short story of a girl addicted to slashing her wrists. You can' escape addiction. No matter what you do.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/24/2004
Flying reviews
How you can get over hating youself if someones there for you. Written for my boyfriend. Thank-you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2003
No Idea reviews
Written to my boyfriend after an arguement. What he'll never know I feel for him. What I want to say... People can probably relate...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2003
Not Anymore reviews
Written after an arguement. Depressing, angry, but cold aswell. It's something thats been brewing to be written for a while. R for self-harm themes, anger etc. If you read my work, you know what I'm like.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/15/2003
Do I love me? reviews
Taking a good look at myself. Kind of depressing, references to self-harm, yadda yadda, don't mine always?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/13/2003
Beautiful? reviews
How would you look at me once you'd seen my arms? PG due to references to self-harm
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/13/2003
It Happened reviews
A short piece about a guy who has lied about a girl. Rated for language and sex refences. R & R please.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2003
Liar reviews
My anger towards a boy who lied about me. Rated for self-harm, and underlying themes.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2003
Back where I started reviews
Lies can hurt you. Rated for self-harm.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2003
Whore reviews
What someone said about me. Lies stick.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2003
I'm sorry reviews
My feelings after attempted suicide. Things aren't always the way people view them. Triggery.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/3/2003
My Angel, With Knives for Wings reviews
What I want to say to my friend, who left me when I needed help. You really were my angel weren't you... References to self-harm.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2003
Like Shopping? reviews
Just a short piece that I'm sure girls will identify with: like shopping?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2003