Masked Coconut
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Joined 05-12-03, id: 354559
Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy, General, Essay, and Life.
Enh, this thingy could really use an update, ni?

Well then. Hullo. M'name's Rachel, I'm 15, and I live in a land that I fondly call the Middle of Nowhere. (And yes, there is a lot of corn grown here.) My hobbies include reading, writing, drawing, singing, and playing various musical instruments (mandolin, pennywhistle and bagpipes, which can easily be instruments of torture in my hands.)

Now that I'm done blathering about myself, here's some other things--

I highly suggest reading the work of child-dragon, Endless Abyss, Eckrice, Ahrar Nighthamer, Miraiki, Akhedi, Morgan Le Fey, AethraZip... there are a lot of other great authors on fictionpress, but these are all I can think of at the moment. And Skiv-- she is hilarious, and I didn't believe her at first when she told me her age. She's agreed to be my bad influence-- yay! (SPREAD THE WERR!)


Little Kingdoms has been taking down. 'Cause I didn't like the current version. Why? Oh, let me count the ways!

1. It had no plot. I can honestly say that until part four, I had no bloody idea where I was going. The rewritten version gets to it much sooner, and involves less melodrama. I hope.

2. I was sick of it. I was sick of trying to edit it, when I knew that I really should just redo it completely. So I did.

3. It sucked. See point one.

So. It's down, but the rewritten version (of which there are about two chapters of, so far) will soon be up. Thank God, and let us hope that it's better.


--Masked Coconut

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Princess of Thieves by Sixth Muse reviews
A princess was on her way to become a bride when she was kidnapped by thieves and offered freedom from her crown. Years later, after becoming the Princess of Thieves, new truths are emerging that will shake everything Rae knew about her world and herself.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,318 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 2/22/2003
Nighthammer by Ahrar Nighthammer reviews
Nighthammer is now completed. The whole story is now up, though I do still want to do some editing. The new prologue is up, but some of the old writing grates a bit. Rated M, for violence and an adult situation or two.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,869 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Complete
Under Meteors by AethraZip reviews
[Updated 5/11/2004.] Stereotypical save-the-world fantasy. With the occasional outbreak of hormones, the obligatory lover's spats, and a sprinkling of stubborn, bossy teenagers. Oh yeah. Not at all like our world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,734 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 6/14/2003
The Best Damn Battle Ever by Lotos-eater reviews
Randy She-warrior! Brainless hero-with-a-sword! Ditzy Blonde! ALCOHOLIC ELF! Four crazy kids out to stop a bad guy, assuming they can stay sober long enough...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 7/28/2003
Various Disposable Minions Inc by ela scotts reviews
The Spring 2004 Catalouge from Various Disposable Minions Inc is now avalible for public viewing. VDM Inc has been providing "Minions for the Modern Overlord" since 1936, and are the most trusted name in Minions. (please R&R )
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004
Cold Night by Skiv reviews
A rather haunting chant.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2004
The Song of The Evil Overlord by Happi Froggi reviews
Long time no update! It is the song of the girl who will be an evil overlord... starving peasants and hot androids.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2004
A New Definition of Fox Hunt by Hershey249 reviews
A very short, metaphorical poem that I wrote when I was in an "animal mood" about a fox.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2003
Its not easy being evil by Simon Silvertongue reviews
Times are changeing. The world seek a more modern outlook. Can the followers of evil go with the times or will they stay stuck in the past? This is where you find out.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003
The Glass Staircase by Calliandra reviews
Science takes a magical and terrible detour in a house sheltered from time and normality. A merboy who longs for the sea, a mad scientist King, ghostly-white ‘vampires’, a girl who doesn’t belong, and mysteries that surround the ruins on the ground
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003
Children of War by Draconicality reviews
A hopeless war, with little help coming to the mutated children trapped in Manila. Among it all, one girl tries to forget her past and fight for the future...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2001 - Published: 11/22/2001
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In Ink and In Stone reviews
This was an entry for a newspaper story contest that I had to enter for English. I had a hell of a time getting it down to 1500 words, but I rather like bits of this.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2005
Thirteen Leaves reviews
(I've had the first line in my head for two years.) When I'm writing, sometimes I get obsessive, and I feel like my head and my sanity are hardly my own anymore.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/25/2004
The History of Werr reviews
The word 'werr' is spreading like wildfire throughout... er... well, it's spreading, at least. What does it mean, and where did it come from? Has the author finally snapped? Will part two every be written? No one really knows for sure...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2004
Little Sadie reviews
This was written for an English assignment a while back. Basically, about a girl who feels betrayed when her best friend leaves her.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/11/2004
Heroic Potential reviews
All Tarquin Standing wanted was a chance to see the world. Now this desire has landed him the role of hero in a traditional elvish quest, and it's not going to be easy for him...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,401 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/22/2003