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Joined 05-13-03, id: 354686
Author has written 35 stories for Horror, General, Humor, Humor, General, Essay, Thriller, Song, Friendship, Historical, Life, and Haiku.

I do not like "constructive" criticism. I simply cannot take criticism.

If you post a review, I will review you and read one of your stories.

However, I will not maintain any other form of contact, such as e-mail, messenger etc.

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NEWSFLASH: BullsEye Network - damned Spyware.
If you often receive pop-ups titled BullsEye Network, then go to "Add/Remove Programs" in the Control Panel and remove anything that contains the name "BullsEye Network". When it says "do you want to uninstall" or something similar CLICK NO and it WILL uninstall. If you click yes, it will crash.
Then go to C:WindowsSystem32 (or C:WinnitSystem32 depending on what version of Windows you have) and MOVE the files "exdl.exe", "exdl0.exe", "exdl1.exe", "exul.exe" and "exul1.exe" into a folder, say, in your My Documents folder. Put it in a .zip file to make sure that those programs will not escape. Deleting anything from the System32 folder is NOT recommended
Hopefully your BullsEye Network (dammed program) pop-ups will dissapear.

See WORDISM in rainbow colours here.

A very good theme tune = Mission Impossible theme tune.

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I am on the favourites list of 57 members.
I have submitted a total of 1,214 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 14,343 words.
Average no. of words per entry: 435 words.

I advise you not to type the less than sign in your bio because you will loose everything after it. That's what happened to me a while back. I had to recover my bio from Google which had cached my site (luckily) and I then saved it on my computer.


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Lyrics to Ratamahatta by Sepultura - I enjoy this song with great honour. However I think that the band may have been high on an illegal psychoactive substance at the time of writing this song. Please download it and listen - it is absolutely hilarious and amazing at the same time. I've had it on repeat for the last hour. I think I am slightly insane. Margheritas are yellow atypically as the red duck amalgamates with the yellow gosling.
Oh dear.

Biboca
Garagem
Favela
Fubanga
Maloca
bocada

Maloca
Bocada
Fubanga

Favela
Garagem
Biboca, PORRA !!!


Things that I am obsessed about as a result of the GCSEs:

PLINYVIRGIL
Ventnor, Southern Coast of Isle of Wight
The Ribwort Plantain, the Glandville Frutillary and the Solitary Wasp.
(a^x)(a^y)=a^(x+y)
Sudan - MONOCROPPING
Gabion walls
Dido 4 Aeneas
Pliny 4 every man in the Roman empire and himself
Ayia Napa, the CTO, the Red Soldier Fish and the Water Lily


CHIASMUS

www.chiasmus.com

"Which is it, is man one of God's blunders,
or is God one of man's blunders?"

"Who knows but life be that which men call death,
and death what men call life?"

"What is it men in women do require?
The lineaments of Gratified Desire.
What is it women do in men require?
The lineaments of Gratified Desire."

"Has the Church failed mankind,
or has mankind failed the Church?"

"Is getting well ever an art
Or art a way to get well?"


The end of my bio. Did you really make the effort to read all these amalgamated postanticylconic depressive confabulationisms. If you did, I congratulate you.
See WORDISM.

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Ribbons in the Flesh by dancingintheshadows reviews
THE KING is THE MAN...MUST CUT MORE F@#%ING RIBBONS I welcome you to read the words of one who has gone insane. Hope you don't get lost...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
FROZEN: Downward Spiral by HannahMarieWillow reviews
Mandy is looking for her birth parents, Autumn lives with her mum a teacher and her dad a drunk, Diamond has a handicapped sister & suffers from depression. All are brought together by a twist of fate and a lot of misfortune. COMPLETE! YAY!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,031 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Complete
My diary by Death Is Life153 reviews
Yes this is my diary I'm too scared to write it down in case my mom finds it. If I disturb you in any way for some reason I am sorry.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 3/10/2004
Liquid Hate by lyricalprose reviews
She sits and stares at the walls.. Surrounding herself with obscurities
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2005
Twisted lullaby by Last Dance reviews
My twisted lullaby...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2005
WOE IS THE TEST by poetic abortion reviews
she writes down whatever comes to her, the chewing of erasers an annoying chorus in her ears.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2005
Dancin' Chihuahua's Archive of Insanity by Surautomatism reviews
This doesn't make much sense. It is just random crap, that is put together utterly randomly, with the sheer purpose of being weird. I dunno how I came up with this, or it's purpose. Enjoy the weirdness!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 11/16/2003
Letting It Go by INTP reviews
rebirth
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2005
Am I Chasing Rainbows? by RavenDove reviews
When you can't make your dreams come true, it can really hurt.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2005
The Little Sod! by The Random Witness reviews
...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2005
Satanism: A Satanist's Guide by Cthulhu reviews
This is an essay to be updated regularly that explains Satanism and my experiences with it. I want to dispell ignorance about my religion. PG13 because I occasionally swear.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004
Metrophobia by Shinji Boi69 reviews
Well, I was reading from a list of phobias when i found this and decicided it would be funny to write a poem about it. YOu'll see what's so funny when you read it. afterwards. lol. R&R. Thanks. Well, you'll know what metrophobia is by the end of this po
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2004
blood by Laisse Beton reviews
everybody cuts and everybody cries and nobody lives but everyone dies . . . Oh! My!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004
Finally Alone by Death is Grace reviews
A 17 year old girl with schizophrenia decides its time to take matters into her own hands.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2004
A World So Cold by veganic reviews
13 year old Marina is an orphan who is taken care of by her older brother who beats her. Then he dies and she is sent to a foster home, where things just get worse.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 12/18/2003
Unwanted by veganic reviews
14 year old Sophie Anderson is unwanted by her mother. At school, she is picked on and ignored. She feels like everyone is against her. They can't just accept her the way she is.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004
Fantasy is an Ocean of Gleaming Escape by Flotom reviews
Poem inspired by the title, which a member of my family had written on the fridge with the word poetry. Please R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2004
Stars, Come Save Us by Spare Change reviews
"Hands to heaven, rotting hands to heaven..." Meant to be surreal, but a bit more coherent than my previous attempt. You be the judge.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2004
The Obesity Crisis: Concerns of a Growing American by Linda Li reviews
With supporting information from Time Magazine, it is obvious that America is facing an obesity crisis. However the question lies in whom to blame for it. Ourselves or the public? In this essay I take a different insight from the majority of people I know
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2004
Crisscrossing Staffs by Namir Swiftpaw reviews
There are two songs, two melodies...they've combined and left me in the heardest place I've ever been in my life.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004
Argh it like um 48 hours without sleep writing by SheBeastie reviews
Um as the title sez argh
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2004
The Pain Inside by maddgollum89 reviews
Here is a quote from my latest chapter: I search for a clean spot on my red arms and slashed rapidly. Pieces of skin were falling on the floor. So much blood was forming. So much. I screamed in anger. This isn’t enough. I need more. The pain isn’t eno
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004
Nobody by Time To Change reviews
Based around the main character, a depressed girl with mental health problems and is thought of as Nobody. The rating is not a precaution. Some of the people in the story are based on people i know. Please R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
Family Portrait by lyricalprose reviews
I wrote this to my husband
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004
My Life and Disease by Meaglin reviews
My life is coming to an end, what am i to do? This isnt real actually but i didnt know where to put it. All names mentioned are real people!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2004
posterity's sake by twilight wrists reviews
embarrassing
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 90,991 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 5/25/2002
Suicide by Cepghefian reviews
Short story, one chapter long. A girls depression of her life leads her to suicide.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Complete
Peculiar things happen in the middle of the night by Flotom reviews
A story about my friend. Olympia. hahahhhahaha
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2004
The Life Of An Outcast by Cepghefian reviews
15 year old Andy Ortiz (female) is the biggest outcast in City Senior High. Always getting used, and mistreated so she trusts no one anymore. That's about to change once Nathan pushes his way into her life. Please R/R If you will!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 11/8/2003
Stupid things to get arrested for by Crazy Arms reviews
this is a story that gives you tips on what not to get arrested for. some true, some a little made up :) humorous... (i hope)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2003
A Birthday Gift by RavenFaith reviews
'A life for a life; such a small gift to give' - This birthday she will never forget... because it will be her last! (warning: controversial and dark ideas contained)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003
Liberty? What Liberty? by Suicidal Skies reviews
My distaste for our President. Read and Please Review/Flame
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2003
The Outcast by Slash puppie reviews
Alex, a popular schoolboy, forms a strange and poignant friendship with 'the weird girl' NOW FINISHED!!!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2002 - Published: 10/28/2001
Olivia by Luddite reviews
How schizophrenia affects a person through Olivia's eyes.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2002 - Published: 6/16/2001 - Complete
I'm Afraid of You by Meteor-Hunter reviews
Written Dec 4, 2001. It's about those mean, snobby preps. They are disgusting. They are rude. That's what they are. If you're a prep...please don't read
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2002
White Walls by Angel's Dust reviews
Alexia gets put into a mental hospital. She starts to feel things she's spent so long trying to forget. What will happen when she remembers to much? A/N: This is the first story I ever wrote for myself, back when I was 14
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2001 - Published: 4/12/2001 - Complete
Outcast by Tairah Josephine reviews
My first story that's actually happened to me. The first chapter is kind of blah but it picks up after it. As for the summary: I tell a friend a secret that has thus far changed my life forever. First story I've uploaded to ff.net please review!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2001 - Published: 4/22/2001
Ferret Writes a Fic by Ferret reviews
Ferret attempts to write a fic. It's short, it's stupid, and it's pointless. Go ahead and read it at risk of brain damage.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2000
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The World in my Eyes reviews
This is the way I see the world. These are my opinions. Note that I suffer from Asperger's Syndrome.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Complete
Sleep reviews
I'm tired. At 9pm. I wake up, wide awake at just after 5am. Then 9am comes and I'm tired again. Sometimes I have to nap at 8.30pm.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/8/2006
Sleeping In The Rain reviews
I found this scrawled on the back page of the notebook that I kept when I was ill in hospital. It was written in the most disgusting handwriting known to man, but at least I can realise that I had some hope in there.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/2/2006
Officework v20 reviews
The dreariness of work experience in an office. It was fine to begin with, but now the repetition is somewhat getting to me...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/31/2006
The “Average” English Person reviews
I just like to make fun of national averages. There are a few things I left out here, but I might update one day. Please do not be offended, I am not aiming this at anybody in particular, and am not suggesting that there is anybody exactly like this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006
LATIN LITERATURE IS GOD reviews
I am obsessed about Latin Literature after I completed my Latin GCSE, which involved Virgil and Pliny literature. This is what I can recollect off the top of my head; this was typed off by heart. I can't forget it and I never will. I LOVE VIRGIL AND PLINY
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/13/2006
Secrecy reviews
A haiku that I had to construct during an English lesson while staying in hospital.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4/19/2006
R Park reviews
It's called R- Park because I want to conceal the name of the place that I live in. And yes, they do have English lessons in some children/adolescent wards in hospitals...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/19/2006
Psychological abuse reviews
Now I wonder why I wrote this... Another poem written in the hospital.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/19/2006
Mathematics reviews
Again, I wrote this when in hospital in an English lesson.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2006
Haikus reviews
I wrote this when I was in an English lesson in the hospital.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/19/2006
In The Style of Robinson Crusoe reviews
I had to put this up again because the old version had my name in it. Argh. This is in the style of Robinson Crusoe, in fact, it just makes fun of Robinson Crusoe's style. I hope that you enjoy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/3/2006
Diamonds Calligram reviews
Some ridiculously abysmal piece of poetry that I was told to write for an English lesson at the hospital. A calligram is a poem in a certain shape, by the way. This poem is on the wall of the classroom. Whoohoo.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/22/2006
The 'I Feel Like Crap' Poem reviews
My friend Florence and I wrote this. I wrote every second line; I had to rhyme with whatever Florence wrote, that is why almost every even line is very odd. We are quite depressed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5/8/2005
The Joys of Pliny reviews
A translation (written by Flotom, who is also on FP) of a section letter from Pliny in a Latin lesson. It makes no sense whatsoever.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/8/2005
A Most Dire Postcard Poem reviews
This is a poem that I sent to my father on a postcard when I was on holiday in Los Angeles. How can you expect me to write a decent poem in ten minutes? This is very dire.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/16/2005
How Does Shakespeare reviews
...make the Meeting of Antonio and Shylock Dramatic in Act 1 Scene 3? Rated B for Bordeom. You have my permission to use this for your English homework (regard my copyright).
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2005
History reviews
It's not historical for us at this moment in time, but it would be for a person in 2089. I wrote this for my English coursework the night before the deadline. I hope that it fares well.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/30/2005
Lonely House reviews
A poem describing the great love between me and my house.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/22/2004
THE ISOTOPE reviews
Magnesium (2,8,2) + Oxygen (2,6) = Magnesium (2,8) Oxide (2,8).
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/16/2004
The Seven O' Eight Train reviews
Florence and I are reminiscing on the Seven O' Eight train, except I was the one who wrote this poem (as Florence's poems are rubbish =). It is now the Seven O' Five.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2004
We Three Kings of Buckinghamshire reviews
An adaptation of "The Kings of Orient" [or whatever the dual it is called]. Created by myself and a family friend during a long drive in France. Rated PG for mention of killing babies and mention of shotguns [damn, I just gave it away].
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/29/2004
A Slightly Depressing Journey through a Depression reviews
By choosing thriller action, adventure and suspense, I was being sarcastic. I wrote this for a geography homework when we were studying weather systems - i.e. a depression is also a weather system for those who did not know. This is very weird indeed.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/28/2004
Does Robinson Crusoe Improve as a Person? reviews
Does Robinson Crusoe Improve as a Person in the Course of the Novel? This was my English coursework for 22 November 2004. I do not know what my mark is yet, however my father thought that it was rather good. The word limit was 1,500. Rated B for bordeom.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004
WORDISM reviews
As far as I know, this contains no swear words, but be aware of my occasional Tourette's. Here is a collection of words that Florence and I are obessed about. Some of them are real, some of them are neologisms (made up words). This is very odd altogether.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2004
Relationship Between Robinson Crusoe and Friday reviews
In Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe. This is an essay that I wrote for an English homework on Sunday, the 26th of September. You may use it if thou so desirest.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/27/2004
Une Poésie Française Étrange reviews
This is my first French poem, ever! It's rather strange, but I'm sure that the syntax is right. Its about friends. If you want to translate it, use google translator which will give you a rough (literal) translation. Enjoy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - French - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/9/2004
The Wriggly Worm reviews
Blame Flotom for writing the most random lines that I had to rhyme to. And, no, I didn't type "What problems worms have" twice, I just couldn't be bothered to think of a word that rhymes with 'have'. Please R&R. Contains mild sexual references.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/23/2004
The DRUGS Poem reviews
Co-written by Flotom in an English lesson. Flo and I are somewhat obsessed about the whole drugs thing =) R&R or else I will come to haunt you in your sleep. Ok. Have fun. Contains drug and sexual references.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/17/2004
Mad Revenge reviews
This is what I wrote for my English homework. Please R&R. I hope you like it. My English teacher liked it very much. Contains... mental illness and murder, but I wont make it a PG.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004
Moonlight reviews
Don't really know what sort of catergory to put this in. I wrote it in year 6 (11 years old) and it was for an English lesson - alliteration.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/19/2003
I Love Being Bad reviews
I wrote this when I was 11 - one of my best poems I think. In fact, I wrote it on the 5th of August 2000. Please R&R
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2003
Before Class reviews
This is about my class 6CW from Newton Prep (in 2000), Battersea, London. I was 11 when I wrote this. Don't worry, it's *not* true, I was only joking.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/19/2003
A Breath of Life reviews
This is really strange. It has a hen in it. I found it in a old book from year 5 in my old school (when I was 10), I have no idea where the hen came from.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/19/2003
The Ghost of Pam reviews
I did this in year 6 (in my old school when I was 11). It's okay I suppose.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/19/2003