I do not like "constructive" criticism. I simply cannot take criticism.

If you post a review, I will review you and read one of your stories.

However, I will not maintain any other form of contact, such as e-mail, messenger etc.

If you desire a Gmail e-mail (2000MB of space for e-mails, it is a fantastic service), then e-mail me. I have currently got 100 left. E-mail me at Steel9Maiden@ .

Please do not add me to any messenger, as I do not use them any longer.

If you are looking to mock me, please leave.

NEWSFLASH: BullsEye Network - damned Spyware.
If you often receive pop-ups titled BullsEye Network, then go to "Add/Remove Programs" in the Control Panel and remove anything that contains the name "BullsEye Network". When it says "do you want to uninstall" or something similar CLICK NO and it WILL uninstall. If you click yes, it will crash.
Then go to C:WindowsSystem32 (or C:WinnitSystem32 depending on what version of Windows you have) and MOVE the files "exdl.exe", "exdl0.exe", "exdl1.exe", "exul.exe" and "exul1.exe" into a folder, say, in your My Documents folder. Put it in a .zip file to make sure that those programs will not escape. Deleting anything from the System32 folder is NOT recommended
Hopefully your BullsEye Network (dammed program) pop-ups will dissapear.

See WORDISM in rainbow colours here.

A very good theme tune = Mission Impossible theme tune.

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I advise you not to type the less than sign in your bio because you will loose everything after it. That's what happened to me a while back. I had to recover my bio from Google which had cached my site (luckily) and I then saved it on my computer.

I deleted the questionnaire; it was slowing down the access to this page.

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Lyrics to Ratamahatta by Sepultura - I enjoy this song with great honour. However I think that the band may have been high on an illegal psychoactive substance at the time of writing this song. Please download it and listen - it is absolutely hilarious and amazing at the same time. I've had it on repeat for the last hour. I think I am slightly insane. Margheritas are yellow atypically as the red duck amalgamates with the yellow gosling.
Oh dear.

Biboca
Garagem
Favela
Fubanga
Maloca
bocada

Maloca
Bocada
Fubanga

Favela
Garagem
Biboca, PORRA !!!

Things that I am obsessed about as a result of the GCSEs:

PLINYVIRGIL
Ventnor, Southern Coast of Isle of Wight
The Ribwort Plantain, the Glandville Frutillary and the Solitary Wasp.
(a^x)(a^y)=a^(x+y)
Sudan - MONOCROPPING
Gabion walls
Dido 4 Aeneas
Pliny 4 every man in the Roman empire and himself
Ayia Napa, the CTO, the Red Soldier Fish and the Water Lily

CHIASMUS

"Which is it, is man one of God's blunders,
or is God one of man's blunders?"

"Who knows but life be that which men call death,
and death what men call life?"

"What is it men in women do require?
The lineaments of Gratified Desire.
What is it women do in men require?
The lineaments of Gratified Desire."

"Has the Church failed mankind,
or has mankind failed the Church?"

"Is getting well ever an art
Or art a way to get well?"

The end of my bio. Did you really make the effort to read all these amalgamated postanticylconic depressive confabulationisms. If you did, I congratulate you.
See WORDISM.