The Alien from Uranus
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Joined 05-25-03, id: 356320, Profile Updated: 05-20-11
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Life, and Mythology.

Hello there, fine reader! I have no idea what you're doing here (hell, I don't even know what I'm doing here), but in the event that you find any of my really old crappy original stories entertaining, please leave a comment and tell me what you liked about them! Or, if you don't like any of them, tell me why so I know not to ever do that again.

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Project Goddess by Kitzophrenic reviews
"It'd be funny, really, if not for the fact that they're all trying to kill me." Mirei makes her own brand of blissful ignorance, while Maiku prefers to steal the souls of the ignorantly blissful. They meet. Psychosis, violence, and a certain undesirable desire ensue, and now they can't go their separate ways, even if they wanted to.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,100 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 4/4/2003
Angel Love by Suki Arashi reviews
Satsuki, an Angel of Love, decides there is no other way to complete his assignment without going down to Earth. How the hell is he supposed to complete his mission with a mystery partner and without his machine gun!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
Strange Glances and Strawberry Fruit Spread by Call Me Shirly reviews
A look into the life of the perfect villain: suave, sophisticated, and ridiculously charismatic.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2004
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All in a Day's Work reviews
Cassandra has been having troubles finding a husband her that brother will approve of. So, she prays to Eros for the man of her dreams. What she gets, however, is an unexpected visit. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2005
In Loving Memory
Elizabethan-style sonnet on the value of life. (Written in memory of a friend.)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Published: 5/24/2005
A Short Story reviews
A short satire in which a man is out birdwatching in the woods when he is suddenly attacked by a mental hospital escapee who believes herself to be a rogue warrior under the rule of Queen Elizabeth II.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/23/2004