Laisse Betonhide bio
Author has written 17 stories for Life, School, Family, Religion, Friendship, General, Song, Biography, Love, and Humor. King Claire is my current writing passion. If people like the first episode, I will write more; I have a whole season outlined. But I'm not sure if this story--which is pretty personal to me--will appeal to others. Read and enjoy! -LB |
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Guns and Violence by Fred Pickles reviews
(This story is for educational purposes only. Any copies to duplicate this fiction will be countered with violent gunfire. Thank you.) As of December 20th, 2004, this story is complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004
Uncle Lulu's Story Time by Joe the Hobo reviews
In which Uncle Lulu shares a story with you ungrateful skanks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004
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King Claire reviews
Claire, a troubled junior at quirky Broken Tree High, struggles to just get by but the other students just won't let her be.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,860 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006
Beleyve! reviews
Beleyve! A story of a girl just trying to find herself in the world without being lashed to the North Pole and whipped to death with candy canes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 12/5/2004
Drumsticks reviews
My brother, whom I look up to and out for Is twirling drumsticks in the garage
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004
Stay reviews
and all the while the truth is known you know the most in our small home but we are here to sap you dry to make you laugh but mostly cry yes it's unjust to treat you thus but all of us must one day die.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2004
blood reviews
everybody cuts and everybody cries and nobody lives but everyone dies . . . Oh! My!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004
Like Me reviews
I told you what I liked and didn't, and what I liked you didn't. But we liked to fight; we could fight all night.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004
Usedtobe reviews
Falling asleep at the wheel is easier than making new friends and saying goodbye to old ones.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004
It's all right reviews
Um, comfortable sort of relationship? Help with finishing this out would be greatly appreciated.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004
Train Sick reviews
Tragically Romantic Train Ride
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2004
Famille Etrange reviews
'Strange Family,' an emotionally warped version of my future with my plationic soul-mate. Friends who stay friends living in Paris.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2003
Accept It reviews
A little poem about life, the universe, and everything. And death, the inside of my own head, and nothing at all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2003
no we never kissed reviews
sometimes you love and lose and it's not the way anybody thinks
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2003
First Semester in Poems reviews
My early Wiccan period. It's very lonely away from home for the first time.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/31/2003
Remember When reviews
I'm still a little traumatized by M&D's big D. It causes me to speak in letters.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2003
Nameless reviews
My sister, who shall remain ________
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2003
French Crush reviews
It was one semester next to the perfect boy.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2003
River in Egypt reviews
They said on Seinfeld that a guy and girl can't be just friends . . . . unless the girl's me . . . but I can pretend . . . twice.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2003