La Pamplemoussehide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and Historical. I have a deep hatred for poetry, but sometimes I go temporarily insane and end up churning out the usual teenage emo crap. But I'm working on fixing that. Like this poem that I wrote just a few days ago... "There's something close to tragic About staring at a summer sky Through a window covered in bird crap." See, this poem came from the depths of my being. My very core. Mostly because my window has bird crap on it that refuses to come off. Why are you still here? There's a much better piece here, that you should all read, because my dear friend Lari and I cowrote it and it's amazing. Not that my ego is huge at all! |
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Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of by John Ink reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
Children of the Gods by Chione reviews
Collection of short stories. Updated whenever I end up with writers block. R&R!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 1/25/2004
The Citizen's Coronet by Priah reviews
"Long live the republic." - Set NOW 1791, during the French Revolution and Reign of Terror. First person narrative; story of a women and her young children in a world where a simple comment can cost a life. Conform, or be conformed.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2003
Ode to the Kilt by Hippy Hobbit reviews
Just a sweet little poem dedicated to all you kilt-wearers out there (especially Billy Boyd). I love you. No seriously. You can make any man good-looking in a kilt. See... I'll explain...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2003
Gilded Leaves by Woman-In-A-Toga reviews
Having acquired a mysterious map on his campaigns, Napoleon Bonaparte is once again off for Egypt leaving his foreign minister, Talleyrand, with plenty of unanswered questions.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,248 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003
Battle Hymn of the Slashers by Kethry reviews
A filk/parody of the song "Battle Hymn of the Republic"...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2002
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The Epic of Buttons reviews
2 Authoresses were bored one day, and while doing Global homework, began parodying history. Thus, the tale of Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great (in bed), and Fluffy and his ferocious balls of steel was born.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2004
When Grapefruits Attack reviews
"Breakfast is the most importent meal of the day. But sometimes, that meal can become a fight for survival." You have been warned.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2003