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Joined 05-29-03, id: 357037
Author has written 6 stories for General, Romance, and Humor.

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No, seriously- I wrote most of these before I discovered commas, and quotation marks. If I ever have time, I'd like to come back to these, fix them up but that seems highly unlikely at this stage in my life.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
The Broken Road by MandyHubbard reviews
I am the published author of PRADA & PREJUDICE, a novel for teens now in stores nationwide! **** 1803: Lillian Paine disguises herself as a servant in order to escape her guardian. Logan, Earl of Harskbury has plans for her that only include seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Dark Hunter by aiur reviews
Because of her, he's being taken to his death. If that wasn't bad enough, she clearly hates him, hates the world, and hates herself. So what does he do? Well, he kind of ... falls for her. Oops? REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Complete
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Lucky by Holliday1081 reviews
Will a lady's past interfere when she goes after a future with a pirate? Sequel to "The Captain's Prayer."
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,606 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 9/9/2005
Truth Behind Reality by Sleeping Angel reviews
Isabelle is a shy girl of seventeen given an unthinkable project in her media class: to produce and direct a reality, dating show. Isabelle abhors reality shows—that is until the handsome and popular Liam Sanders gets cast as the leading man. *REVAMPED*
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,598 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 2/5/2005
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
Chemistry by stroke in a can reviews
REMOVED // He’s Adam, she’s Eve. How could this not work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
All Play and No Work by twitched reviews
Blair and Matt haven't got along since her brother befriended him. Now it's six years on and Blair is refusing to do any of her schoolwork. When Matt's hired to tutor her, secrets Blair never wanted anyone to know start emerging, but will anything change?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,712 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4792 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Reality Bites by cashew reviews
Let me begin by telling you all that I am a complete mess. I am twenty-six, a virgin, and stuck in a dead-end job. However, my new boss is, well, completely hot. Hmm, things could get interesting...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,524 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/25/2004
Misfortunes by mariedel reviews
The all girls’ school Minerva goes to has been reduced to ash and she’s forced to attend the local high school. It’s funny how one’s life can change dramatically when the opposite sex comes into the picture. [Update! Chap 20!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,527 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 2/27/2003
Confessions of a 'That Girl' by adio kalinihta reviews
Annie Durham is inexpressibly, irreverently, and irreparably a ‘that girl’. Massive rewrite of Your Daily Catastrophes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
Edge 8 by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. When they met in Edge 8 while trying to, uh, kill each other, they weren’t ever expecting to meet again—especially not as roommates under an experimentation thought up by the peaceloving border system. . .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Romeo & Juliet Revisited by Grunge Muffin reviews
Is love a tender thing? Two ex-bestfriends spend 5 years of High School hating each other. Now at the end, a sudden unexpected road trip forces them to rethink everything they thought they knew and felt about each other.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,582 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 5/19/2004
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
A Life of Deceit by Little Precious reviews
It was simple. Her mission was to kidnap James. His was, obviously, to escape unharmed – not to fall for her! Nothing is ever black and white. So, what secrets are they hiding from each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,692 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 7/30/2004
Creatures of the Night: The Miami WereBat by Tessandra reviews
"So - you're a vampire." "No, I'm a were-bat. What is wrong with you people? Does everything with wings have to be a bloody, arrogant, vamp" The romance of a fascinated young girl and an irritated were-bat. One Shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
Living with the Devil by Stellarfrog reviews
Sophia's happy. Or at least she was until her roommate unexpectedly left after hastily finding a replacement, who just so happens to be the ex-love-of-Sophia's-life and the cause of a whole lot of pain and misery. It just sucks that he's so damn charming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,315 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
A Cliché Waiting To Happen by springish reviews
Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,692 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Reckless by I-eat-Paste reviews
Hannah Michaels has been blessed with three older brothers who go to all end to keep her safe. To them that is running away any guy who comes closer than arms length. So what's a girl to do, hmm maybe fall in love with the only guy she's allowed around...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,283 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004
A Scandal of Newtonian Proportions by Stellarfrog reviews
A beautiful computer whiz goes to Geneva to live and work alongside the most reclusive, arrogant Physics researcher. They compete ruthlessly, and the hatred's pretty much mutual. But what happens when one of them starts thinking differently? CHAPTER 17!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
Better Together by Haute Couture reviews
A fire results in the relocation of some students to a nearby school. As tension and war between the old in-crowd and the new escalades to an all-time high, Alina meets Him. Too bad he's part of the opposing side.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,679 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
The Gravedigger's Daughter by Deena reviews
What if you want to spend your entire life living in grief? What if you never want to move on and know happiness again? What if the one person claiming to love you is the one with ties to your brother's killer?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,519 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 10/22/2002
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Modifications by inconsequential me reviews
I’m sixteen years old. I’m too mature for my own good. I’m an exceptional student. I don’t drink.I have very few friends. I’ve never been kissed. I am seriously lacking what most would consider a life. All of that is about to change. Well, most
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,141 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 6/14/2003
The Captain's Prayer by Holliday1081 reviews
When a proper English lady comes face to face with a pirate, will she find that there's more to the man than meets the eye?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,568 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004
Quirks Among the Orderly by Nickety reviews
It's back! Nobody's beat the ambitious Natti on an exam – until new kid Zachary arrives and sparks a rivalry. Now not only is he trying to befriend her, his interest in her is dragging the previous-nobody into trouble, popularity, and - love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
A Perfect Game by vanderhall reviews
Ally Leinberg is a successful, 23-year old novelist living in New York City, away from everything she knows. She's devoted to her career until something gets in the way. Enter Trent Harbor, the Yankees' newest superstar. Will they strike out? [complete]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 158,740 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003
Break by glitterjewele reviews
COMPLETE On graduation night, Carson Morgan gets drunk . . . and wakes up the next morning strapped to Sahara O'Brian's back on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert. Not that she's terribly pleased about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,641 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Complete
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Tequilla and Clowns reviews
An eight year old girl, her brother, who happens to be the babysitter's boyfriend, a bottle of tequilla and an evil clown delivering pizza. Two part story.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006
So Much For A Happy Ending reviews
-HIATUS- Sera: Lacks real (as in, human) friends, brains and proper interaction with the opposite sex. Cough-drop deprived. Group therapy. Senior year. Contact with boys. Playing dead. Read and review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005
Infamously Good reviews
-COMPLETE- A faerie with a bad name. An evil villain. A fair maiden. A kidnapping. A village that doesn't care. A reputation at stake. A one-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2005
Clash reviews
-COMPLETE- St Madison, my sister. She was perfect all through her life until she reached year 10, discovered boys and alcohol, combined the two and got knocked up while in a drunken state. That's my theory anyway. Mom, she still believes the condom broke.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,241 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005
One Day reviews
-COMPLETE- Two friends. Two lives. Two sides. Too much. Too hard. Two piece story. Review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005
I Remember reviews
-COMPLETE- "Now, we are going to play a game." Games with the Devil? Who is named Bernard? Where the hell is she! Oh funny that- Claire really is in Hell. WHAT? Why? Totally confused? Read on.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005