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Joined 05-30-03, id: 357147, Profile Updated: 11-02-14
Author has written 6 stories for Romance.

Basic Author Info: Let's see...what to say? I am an African-American girl and I'm slowly trying to get a lot of stories about African-American girls out in the world (well, if you look at all the races of my characters in Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic and Nobody Said It Was Easy, you'll see a little UN of ethnicities). Writing is what I want to do with my life; hell, it kind of is my life. I have an annoying giggle and a tendency to cackle (cackle). I love sock. I'm a quirk, a random quirk, I'm probably most like Nadine or Jane. (Though I share a lot in common with the guys in my stories). I love nerds, I just do. And freckles on men. And lefties (I just think they're cooler than right handed people, I'm not really all that sure why). I'm sarcastic. I'm a little obsessed with Ireland and I LOVE sea turtles (Javier gets that from me). And...uh...I listen to a LOT of music (since I'm a musician's daughter and everything). I am a dork and I'm willing to admit it. I find my little brother pretty funny - don't tell him, it'll go to his head. I am an amazingly jumpy person. I'm really bad at grammar. I do a lot of weird things. I'm prone to rambling. And I have a kitten that seems to think that she is constantly at war...and that we (my family and I) are the enemy.

The Two Accounts: I am both Secretive and Analytical Calico on this website. Yeah, I forget which account came first, I think it was this one, but I've had two since the very beginning. Right now I only have one story up under Analytical Calico and it's My Undetected Canoodling. Here's the summary for it: The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect... Yeah, it's been my little secret baby, I suppose. I guess this kind of proves that I am a bit secretive; I wanted to see the kind of reception that Jane and Roth would get without my known persona being attached to it. Interestingly enough, a lot of the people that read me under this name found me under that one as well. It was pretty cool.

Update: o8.1o.14

Wow, I don't understand this site anymore. When did this all change? Also, did everyone I used to read leave this site as well? Where have we all gone? (Saying that, I know where I've gone, but has everyone else just had Life get in the way of everything? Or are there a lot of people that have just given up writing? How does one even answer these questions?) Also, how do you make the PM thingie work? Is SKoW over as well? God, I'm from the ancient era of FictionPress, it's obvious.

...Okay, I'm rambling. Though, I think revisiting this site has taught me something that I wasn't quite ready to learn...

Now I'm just being vague.

What I really wanted to say:

I woke to the soft sounds of Lulu crying in her sleep, her body rocking against the force of her sobs. Once again I was amazed at how quiet she was when truly sobbing, how carefully she could hide that pain, even in sleep. I reached over and rubbed her back, knowing from experience that she wouldn't wake from the action, but that it would calm her. the girls and I have no idea if she knows how often she dreams of her life before, and we are all a little afraid to tell her how often we wake to the sound of her nightmares. Sometimes it's tears, but others...the screams will forever haunt me, because I know that they are the echoes of screams that she once voiced. Screams and cries for help that went unanswered until she was brave enough to come to us with her problems.

Basically, I wanted to let you all know that I am still around, I'm still kicking, and I WANT to finish my FictionPress stories. Yet at the same time my writing has changed a bit over the years and I worry about ruining the flow. Also - and this is utterly terrifying - the more and more I write lately...the more I want to try to get published. Obvious, I know and I also know that that isn't the easiest thing in the world to do, but it IS my dream. I want you to know that I will be trying to finish these years old stories as well as working on new things and I hope that some of you will be willing to follow me on that journey. :) Mostly because you've been there for the beginning of it, oh faceless (but not completely nameless) readers, and your support and enthusiasm has been wonderful and courage inducing. And I just want to share with you guys. I don't know, it's something that this site has taught me. Before FP I didn't really share my stories with anyone. Moreover, in many ways, my dream of being a published writer has changed a bit: it's not just about me anymore, it's about you guys too. A part of me feels like every FictionPress writer that gets published is somehow standing up for this site and the readers that reside here. And even though I don't understand this site anymore, if I ever get published it will have so much to do with FP and the various ways that you guys have touched my life (and I've hopefully touched yours).

Anyway, I'm rambling. It's something that I do a lot. Just wanted to touch base.

Best wishes!

- Secretive.

Want to keep in touch? I now am on twitter under @quirkywhit and I have a new website...that I'm not really sure how to log onto anymore, since my computer has decided that WordPress is the devil site or something... I will be taking care of that problem soon-ish. :)

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Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Living Next Door by Jenecis reviews
He’s HOT, RICH and super SEXY. Josh Mitchells is the epitome of perfection. Girls worship him and guys envy his popularity. The only problem: he’s my next door neighbor. CHAPTER 9 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,500 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2005
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4835 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
A Cliché Waiting To Happen by springish reviews
Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,692 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003
Memories Worth Protecting by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Sways by Aleka's reviews
It's basically about the soap-opera-ish life of a girl who comes from a highly dysfunctional family. COMPLETE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 51,761 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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Nobody Said It Was Easy reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
Standing On the Edge reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,142 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/4/2007
A Lesson In Love 101 reviews
My college roommate is dating a guy that seems to get a great deal of pleasure out of making my life hell – bad enough, right? Okay, now add to the fact that my family thinks I'm dating him and he's going along with it and you've got pure chaos.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007
When You Own the Universe Redux reviews
She's the most stubborn and cynical girl in Oak Waters Academy & he's the god of the academy. It's only right that they hate each other... So why exactly did he spend eight thousand dollars to buy her for the week? Redux version of WYOTU.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/12/2008
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
When You Own the Universe reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 3,418 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
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