Author has written 11 stories for Nature, Humor, Humor, Love, Fantasy, and Life.Welcome to the labyrinthine corridors of Fiction Press, fellow travellers!
All right, now that formalities are over, it's time for a slight description of me and my work.
Me: Apparently, I exist. Don't worry if you're a bit flummoxed by this. It's news to me, as well.
My Work: Hardly worthy of note, unless you happen to be one of my innumerable biographers, or the chap who keeps calling up at 3 am every night, breathing heavily and begging for my discarded socks.
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