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Joined 06-01-03, id: 357573, Profile Updated: 11-03-11
Author has written 7 stories for War, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, General, and Spiritual.

I live in Lawrence, KS and am doing NaNoWriMo for the 7th year in a row. I have only succeeded once, but I keep trying! I love my bird, and I love to knit. Science fiction and fantasy are probably my favorite genres, but a good romance never goes amiss.

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Everything For Love by The CandyCane Princess reviews
Shana has to deal with her rich boy stepbrother Kelley while trying to get the boy of her dreams to notice her. But has she got her eye on the right guy? UPDATED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,403 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
Tomorrow and Forever by spiffy-sophia reviews
A poem about separation. About something in my life.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2006
Doves In The Ashes by IceraMyst reviews
Szymon never expected to fall in love with Daiei, a unicorn and his greatest enemy. Now he has to raise a child that may destroy his own people, keep up with his vampire best friend's love woes, and try not to flunk math all at the same time. slash, m/m.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,040 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006
Wild Magic by Celyn reviews
Nia and Ben's world has long since forgotten its most destructive and violent history, but that history has not forgotten it. And when the legendary magic of the sorcerers returns, a new age is going to be baptized in blood... STORY COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,286 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 12/30/2004
For the Sake of Propriety by Knightengale reviews
Sequel to 'For the Sake of Convenience.' Spoiled and opinionated Sophia Browne isn't interested in falling in love. Highly proper and self-righteous Matthew Hamilton isn't interested in Sophia. But their families hope to change a few minds.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,427 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 1/4/2004
Facta Non Verba by CommandoCody reviews
Commentary on events that transcend global boundaries in their importance from an author you can trust because he has no credibility to lose.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/10/2004
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Remembering My Heartbeat by recreated reviews
Maggie loves Matt and he loves her. But what happens when she gets pregnant...with another man's baby? [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,025 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004
Wind of the Soul by Celyn reviews
Yjadd is on the journey of a lifetime... (NB: This is not a normal story, in that it doesn't have a plot as such. It's more like a window; a way to look into another world. The good news is, you can more or less start anywhere.)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 207,599 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005
101 Uses For A Dead Catobleepas by Celyn reviews
A very unlikely party of adventurers are on the way to discovering that heroism is a serious business... [Fantasy humour]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,324 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 4/18/2005
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Conscious Wasteland by Mr. Bigg1 reviews
The story of two humans (and a talking rock) and their journey through an irrational wasteland... (now Finished)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004
Never Diamonds, Nor Champagne by RoseMcCann reviews
I'm the type of girl who invariably gets ignored by everyone but the boring guys. You want to know how I feel about that? Please R+R; my first poem on FP.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2005
Under Meteors by AethraZip reviews
[Updated 5/11/2004.] Stereotypical save-the-world fantasy. With the occasional outbreak of hormones, the obligatory lover's spats, and a sprinkling of stubborn, bossy teenagers. Oh yeah. Not at all like our world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,734 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 6/14/2003
My Name is Not Cinderella by Caitir reviews
I am living in a palace, and I hear bits of my life story each day. But what I am hearing is very different from the truth... completed, final edit posted
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,992 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 6/1/2003
Ravenna the Stunning Elven Warrior Princess Mage by RoseMcCann reviews
Parody, 'cause I was feeling sarcastic. Ravenna, the stunning elven warrior princess of legend, is supposed to rid the land of Ice Demons. Her faithul servant doesn't want her to cut her hair. And don't forget Timmy. Or is it Vazhuxel? One shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/6/2005
The Price Of A Life by Shadow Lake reviews
When Iris is given a second chance to live, she jumps on the oppportunity but she soon realizes the parasite she must become.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004
Tattered Souls::The Histories of the Ancient Lady by Weaver of the Tangled Web reviews
Though few mortal minds remember her, she will never forget what we did to her, and to her kind...and we will pay.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,574 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 7/17/2003
Duty and Defiance by Knightengale reviews
In a world dominated by Society, Isabella Hastings, the daughter of an affluent Englishman, finds herself in love with a man whose past has been deemed socially unacceptable. -Completed-
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,752 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003
The Peasant's Princess by Thomasina Aquina1 reviews
Sequel to Lady of Camarca, but can stand on its own I think. Rapunzel and Princess and the Pea combination. Here's more about all your favorite characters from Elsie and Ernest to Belladonna. PLEASE READ!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,215 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 6/4/2003
Famille Etrange by Laisse Beton reviews
'Strange Family,' an emotionally warped version of my future with my plationic soul-mate. Friends who stay friends living in Paris.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2003
The Journey to Malphi by Soul of Frodo reviews
An elf and a human (...) on a simple journey from Point A to Point B. Did I say simple? Well, it would have been without the dragon and the marsh and the monster, and that was the EASY part... 4/?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
For the Sake of Convenience by Knightengale reviews
Gabriel Winters cringes at the very thought of marriage. Clara Browne's feelings for Gabriel are no less hostile. So when outside forces throw these two into a union, neither is too thrilled about it. Will love ensue or will disaster strike? -Completed-
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,769 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
The Lady of Camarca by Thomasina Aquina1 reviews
I combined Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty. I know, there're so many out there, but read mine anyway. If you get far enough you'll see the interesting twist I've included. Also, the ending is up!
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,665 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003
This is Not a Cliché! by Riona reviews
Written in protest at the amount of clichéd fantasy stories... read it and see... and please review! ^_^;
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/16/2003
The Classification of Plot Bunnies by disgruntledpeony reviews
Just what the title says- it's the classification of plot bunnies.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2002
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The Witch's Apprentice reviews
A disturbing witch; a talking lynx; an impulsive niece; a suave magician; an earnest apprentice; a powerful queen; a deceptive quest.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011
Driftwood and The Dreidels
Somewhere in middle America, a shabby old woman, her niece, and her grandnephew have a rather rocky relationship with each other. Like most things in life, it all changes because of the simplest thing: s single guitar string.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Published: 1/30/2007
A Temple For the Stars reviews
Kidnapping, thievery, vague romance, incompetence, and full bladders. Epic fantasy will never be the same.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,585 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 12/24/2004
Amanda reviews
Two women in Paris spend an evening talking about life and death.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006
Venetian Doll reviews
A little girl sees a doll in Venice and wants to buy it. More a sketch than a story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/3/2006
The Clairvoyant Pirates reviews
Two young slaves from exceedingly different cultures end up on the same ship by a strange twist of fate. As events unfold, both must question their most firmly held beliefs and decide the fate of humanity. NaNoWriMo.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005
A Soldier at Troy reviews
A soldier gets wounded by a spear at one of the many battles of the Trojan War. He is of both sides and neither, because in the end, it doesn't really matter.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004