And yes, they had their moment.

The catwalk, a long, silvery, translucent surface that stretched forward for infinity was still there, a long, solid argument, one that had weathered many millenniums of scrutiny.

Prepackaged for your time zone. No animals were harmed in the making of this piece. Surgeon General's Warning: This film has been revised to fit your screen. All natural preservatives! Fat-Free. Only the finest materials used in this product. It never tur

'She knew magic, or something of the sort. How could he deal with magic? This was insane.'

It's a limerick, and an epic

Other infinity essays and a short cut from the Quantum Theory. You know you want to read this, so come on... You may not learn something. PART 6 UP (Some retorts and reduncies, plus dimensions)

The army of toads swarmed pass me, there is no escaping I can see.

A total waste of your time, we are going to decide why artists and writers are criminals, and what should be done with them (such as throw them in institutions and the whatnot)

An extensive essay covering the long held question: What is Magic? Taking attempts to classify, and even categorize this arcane subject. The author knows all, and would like to hear from you puny mortals.

One day Jack the Giant Killer sets out to get a magic bean. One day Goldilocks gets amnesia. One day man-eating flowers take over the world. One day... the insanity begins. You better read this- the fate of the world is at stake. *34 UP*

A short essay why you shouldn't buy candy there- and no mention of health anywhere in here!

Join Saucer Cup XII's announcment, that doesn't exist, that will surely cause all cups in the world to rally together and take over the world!

that leaves undisturbed the sanctity of night? Please R&R

What they composed, what they wrote, and everything inbetween, namely fuzzy logic. Throw in a few cannabalistic pirates, going to school naked, and idiots in penguin suits, and you've got chaos.

They are everywhere! You cannot escape! This manual is your last hope! READ or DIE! BWAHAHAHA!

Need I say more?

And it's rated G too! What more could you want?

*Stupid Ad Alert* Complete with stupid disclaimers, stupid claimers, and a guy who rises from the dead. BONUS: A happy president who can't lick any more envelopes: READ AND FIND OUT!

HOW! OH MY GOD, THE GROUP OF KILLER BUNNY RABBIT ASSASSINS ARE AT MY DOOR!

This is a bunch of stupid clerihews, not a herd or a group. So go drink some soup.

IF I BLASTED A ATOMIC BOMB INTO YOUR EARS, YOU WOULD LIKE QUIET TOO!

Writer's Block leads to this! BWAHAHAHA!

times 22, them we are through.

Argh, yeh mateys! I will take yer gold if yeh don' read this!

I am very interested in feedback

Do I know everything? I think not!

Who is the woman of the millenium? Class Assignment.

No religious reference's here, I just thought that was a descriptive title.

A short essay on how we, puny little humans, are insignificant in the bigger scheme of things, one thing science cannot change.

How could noone review this? Wait, it's in Science Fiction... Oh! It makes sense now!

What kind of summary would you give for a poem? Hmm.

are you?

WARNING: Stupid Alert! People who are hobophobic should not read this. It's still G though.

My uninteresting theory of how dimensions work.