twiddles thumbs*

BANANA!

Urgh, Je suis Rozie et j'ai been told to mention mon petite poulet, Saskia Chicken, et mon Monkey, Kat!

Kat Monkey and Saskia Chicken are to be godmothers to my immaculate conception baby which will be arriving on the 29th June 2005. I apologise if any of you cannot reach them right now, they are out buying some baby clothes and Chicken Bears.

I don't actually like bananas.

tries again*

GRAPE!

...nope, just not the same effect really is it?

I feel obliged to warn you that I will try to steal your ankles. It's compulsory. Many have fallen, tripped or been maimed needlessly by not being aware that they no longer had possession of their ankles. Your ankles can be re-obtained, but at an hefty fee.

Hrms...stuff about moi?

I'm 16, and bored like a very bored banana.

What the hell is the deal with the bananas?

I'm an eclectic Pagan (for any of you that care) and I celebrate with the Sabbat Group, which is muchos fun. Maybe they would like a banana...? *gets slapped with a flying wet trout* We have drums. I like drums. BANG BOOM! --*geek*

Hmmm... about my work? My poetry was something I mainly wrote to get all the shitty feelings out, espcially this time last year. I still write a lot of it, but I'm too much of a bum to post it up.

Musically I'm quite creative, I sing and can play a few instruments, though I can't actually read music, so it's all by ear. Not too hard. And I can paint and draw quite well, (I think) so you know, it's all ban-...gravy.

TROUT!

I have a fondness for slapping people with a wet trout. Beware not to get on the wrong side of my trout!

Ok, shut up now Rozie! *slaps myself with a wet trout*

Things that I like. *ponders* I'm in love with Lord of the Rings. I read the books before seeing the movies so no shit about being a sheep. I do however, love Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen. Not so keen on Legolas. He's just too girly.

Musically I like: Within Temptation, Evanescence, Nightwish, Inkubus Sukkubus, Incubus, Levellers, Miranda Sex Garden, Lacuna Coil, Leave's Eyes,etc etc the list does go on...

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Fiction Status:

Undone: This is about Clarisa and Joyen who fall in love, though their love is plagued by Clarisa's dead fiancé. It has 5 chapters so far but is not finshed it is IN PROGRESS.

Broken: This is about Jane and William. They are in love, but their love is plagued by his infidelity with a Lady of the Night. It has 1 chapter so far. IN PROGRESS

Summer Lovin': This is about Caprice and Joe. Joe is her adopted brother, so he is not blood relations. She fancies him, and he her, but will the law allow their romance to carry on? It has 1 chapter so far. IN PROGRESS.

Xela: This is about a woman who is cursed by her predeccsor, she is wise and yet young, beautiful and yet treacherous, and she is on the run from some evil spirits who wish to whisk her away to the Shadow Lands. It has 1 chapter so far. IN PROGRESS

Black Sabbat: This is about a girl who finds her path in Paganism, but it is her journey on the road to finding who she really is. It has6 chapters so far. IN PROGRESS

I think I have a mental condition. I keep starting these fictions and I plan and work and then I just forget to work on them, though on some I'm having a bit of writer's block with the storylines.

So! Why are you still reading this?! READ AND REVIEW MY WORK!! (please!!)

Blessed Be.

x x x Rozie x x x