splotchyhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Manga, General, Essay, and Romance. I haven't written for a long time, anything here was from ages ago. Yes, I do realise they are kind of crappy and ugh at times (Uhm... at times... are you sure?). The style sucks completely. For memories sake, I will not remove them from , but please be warned that I recognise these works as below average. I cringe with you. =) Updated 03 June 2008 2242 hrs |
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Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Off the Page by JD Allen reviews
Casey's found her perfect man: the hero of her popular novels, who she created to be her match. When her love becomes an obsession, she does everything in her power to make him exist and, soon, he does. But can she keep a creation in reality? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
La Vie En Rose by RosieLou reviews
Between banging her boss and banging her head Sabrina's life never has a moment free of embarrassment or pain. Then there's her boss' best friend who she loves to hate and never pictures naked...well... Chapter 16 Up! Wooo!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,440 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007
28 Days by Tetelestai reviews
I see pictures of you now; with aviators hiding your eyes, a can of beer in one hand, a girl in the other. And I can’t seem to figure out how I ever fit in with your life. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
For the Sake of Propriety by Knightengale reviews
Sequel to 'For the Sake of Convenience.' Spoiled and opinionated Sophia Browne isn't interested in falling in love. Highly proper and self-righteous Matthew Hamilton isn't interested in Sophia. But their families hope to change a few minds.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,427 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 1/4/2004
Not What It Seems by cassandra26 reviews
She wasn't leaving home, but he made her. She wasn't accepting some pretend girlfriend, but he made her. She was definitely not letting herself cross dress into 'Christopher', but he made her. She was not going to fall in love- that he didn't make her do.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,554 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 11/7/2003
America's Sweetheart by Merry Fairie reviews
Eve Hartford's mom has just ruined her life. One article in the world's most popular teen magazine turn her life upside down. She's gone from total freak to having the school's playboy, badboy, and America's hottie all competing for... her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,617 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
Modifications by inconsequential me reviews
I’m sixteen years old. I’m too mature for my own good. I’m an exceptional student. I don’t drink.I have very few friends. I’ve never been kissed. I am seriously lacking what most would consider a life. All of that is about to change. Well, most
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,141 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 6/14/2003
The Object of Her Affection by Ablaze reviews
She's the shy, outcasted girl at school. He's the popular guy that everyone loves. One's in love with the other and the other has no idea who that one even is. what happens when they both find out about each other? The summary sucks. Who cares? Just read!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 4/7/2003
Twelfth Year by concordance reviews
[COMPLETE] My first fiction...plot devised when I was in final year of Junior high. So! With that said, if you'd still like to read this cliched story, then go ahead, for I cannot stop you...Hah.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,269 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 10/10/2003
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Burger reviews
To eat or not to eat? The burger beckons a girl as she struggles with the decision of succumbing or not to dancing kaleidoscope of burgers.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Under One Roof reviews
The apartment Sarah Mendes lives in is full of quirky people, including an effeminate hairdresser and a sex themed restaurant waitress as her allies as she battles with the secretary Lynette Venda over guys and more - with their landlady taking side bets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/29/2005
Heaven reviews
A cat living at a garbage dump is chased away & sets to find a new home. Having to survive cold dogs, will our famished feline find peace?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Complete
Secrets reviews
Eric Jones, a top notch detective from New York, has just received a new case to solve and unsurprisingly, he does it smoothly. Infact he makes detective work seem so easy it's as if anybody could be one. But.. how does he do it?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Soul Hunter : Tamashii Karyuudo reviews
Zenaku Akki was a normal child living on Rakuen Island - until her parents were decimated by the Kage no Ishi. After learning the truth behind it, she goes on a quest to become a Shiika, to earn the power to defeat the Kage no Ishi.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005
Home schooling: a better alternative? reviews
To home school or not to home school that is the question. And to that question, I have come up with my answer. Feel free to step inside...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Darkness
Ever wondered what the Doll Police could do to you in darkness? For starters, they give you indescribable fear that is if you can survive.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Tenshi Gakuen reviews
Mitsuki Kanji finally meets the boy who rescued her 11 years ago - in Tenshi Gakuen! Meanwhile confusion sets in as an evil organisation ressurects. It's up to the Powers that Be and their gen y to prevent apocalypse!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
The Internet: Good or Bad? reviews
The Internet has been regarded as the most evil invention of the century Do you agree with this statement?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Ice Cream reviews
One shot fic about an asthmatic girl Carmen, and the forbidden fruit of her life » ice cream
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Complete
PortalKeepers reviews
10 teenagers with the ability to open Portals of Powers defeated the notorious evil lurking in the deepest of Earth. A century later, it's up to their descendants to finish the task. They with the ability to open the portals, are called PortalKeepers...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 6/9/2003