MOO! Obey the almighty Espresso Bean, it calls you! GAH! *runs off to kill anyone who dares to steal her Mountain Dew* Anywho, I eat food. I'm terrified of Yugi-Oh and Fighting Food-Ons, those are the scariest things on the face of the planet. *sniff* they give me nightmares, and make me want to hide under my bed. *shudder* Munchkins and Muffin Men must burn in the underworld. If you wish to read stories by those who write like demi-gods, click my favorite author's link...BLAH! *runs into wall* SPORK! Feh. I'm sad.

Here's a recommended list if you just want to read the best story I've written from a certain game, so you don't waste your time (though, they're all bad, so time will be wasted anyway.)
Final Fantasy 7:
Tokyo Game Show (my newest FF7 fic, still in progress)
Final Fantasy 9:
Crazy Cavern (my most successful story...Sadly)
Star Ocean 2:
Rena's Hairpin (most people like it better than Dilemma on Earth)
Final Fantasy X:
Free the Animals (my most successful FFX fic...Feh.)
Dragon Ball Z:
Piccolo is a Namek (see FFX reason)
Final Fantasy Crossovers:
Canyon Delights (my only one)
Legend/Secret of Mana:
Bud and Lisa's Pumpkins (again, my only one)
Originals:
Pet Dedications in Memory of...(these really AREN'T that good...But it's my only one)
Redwall:
Buh-bye Nightshade (only one)
Legend of Dragoon:
God of War (I need some feedback, it's the only serious fic on this list...Feh.)

I started a collection of stupid and pointless fics, heres my list thus far:
1. Ice Cream for the Soul (Dragon Ball Z)
2. What Really Happened at the End (Final Fantasy X)
3. 'Twas the Night (Legend of Dragoon)

Ok, otherwise, you can e-mail me, or IM me (I have AOL instant messenger and msn instant messenger.). Yeah...That's about it! Pixie sticks and winglies and jumi will aid me in my quest for total world domination! Gimme' a pizza!