Ultimate Schuyler
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Joined 06-13-03, id: 359552
Author has written 81 stories for Haiku, Play, Work, General, Life, Supernatural, General, Nature, Fable, Friendship, Love, Young Adult, Religion, Family, War, Humor, Song, Fantasy, Essay, Biography, Action, and Fantasy.

Alias on Fanfiction.net: Sour Schuyler (http://www.fanfiction.net/~sourschuyler)
Alias on Mediaminer.org: Callie1075 (http://www.mediaminer.org/user_info.php/97180) now its banned :'(
Joint Alias with a friend on Mediaminer: Sour Akio (http://www.mediaminer.org/user_info.php/98328)
Alias on FanStory.com: Sky Lady (http://www.fanstory.com/selectprofilebio.jsp?userid=65658) nothing on this
Nicknames: Danielle-chan, Dan, Danie, Danny-boy, Sour, Sour Schuyler, Callie, Callie1075, Callie107.5, Rainbow-chan, Niji-chan, Delphine, Fil, Penguin, Penguin in a Kilt (P.I.A.K.,) Iotsupica, Dory, Lil' D, fairy-chan
# of Reviews: 149 as of 9:45 PM The First Day Of School (August 17th, 2004)
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Arachibutyrophobia : A Satire by mechanical-lions reviews
Arachibutyrophobia: The Fear of Peanut Butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. ...Interesting......
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Forgot to Say by Illastic reviews
New: HaiThought 33
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 33 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 12/7/2004
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Lake Haiku by Yorba Linda reviews
A cool summer day at the lake
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2005
Cut by Redmorning reviews
A passing feeling or a lingering need?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2005
Vacuums by Joe the Hobo reviews
i hate vacuums...scary vacuums...nightmares...shudder...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2005
Untitled by One-quarter Irish reviews
my try at haiku
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2004
Skeletal Sights by cosmo-queen reviews
I can see fingers outside my window...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004
Passion's fire by Quirin reviews
...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004
Find Another Way to vent by Benjamin Kyle Lawe reviews
Seriously. It's not cool.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2004
Darkness of Crying by dgfan2112 reviews
Everyone is crying, but will it stop?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004
Rome A O by Faithless Juliet reviews
I just want to watch you sleep.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2004
Sheets of Dead by James Noonan reviews
sort of war like... ima too tyred to type, I'll fix it up later...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2004
Heaven on Earth by Toph Gonzalez reviews
I rated this PG just to be safe. It's my interpretation of a sacred act, a gift from God that we all should respect. R&R por favor.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2004
Summer Leopard Spots by Manuel Fajar reviews
The Egyptians adored felines. ¿Are they the only worshippers in abandoned temples now?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004
Red Lips by hemlocke reviews
Look what they've left of her. Christianity at its ugliest.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
The Gates of Sunrise by pointythings reviews
Abort the coming of day.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2004
Fear by Benjamin Kyle Lawe reviews
The worst kind of fear.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2004
Irony by Berit reviews
An ironic evaluation of nature.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004
For me by tsubasa kuroi reviews
A poem about arguing parents and a child caught in the middle.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2004
Pitfall by Widower reviews
I don't know... I've been really dark and melancholic lately. Anywhen, enjoy!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2004
The Bailey Files by Akio the Dragon Master reviews
Life through my yorkie's eyes. please r&r!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003
In this crazy world by Lady Wolf Paw reviews
I was just typing and this is what i got please R&R it would help
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2004
Ode to a biscuit by elmo stole my socks reviews
just some words of wisdom while munching on a bikky
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2004
Dark Strings by Franken reviews
Playing the piano in complete solitude, soft, dark, and minor.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2004
Flamme d'un ami by marsupialgroove reviews
Je ne suis pas Française, mais voici mon effort!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - French - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Meetch the Match by marsupialgroove reviews
A short quatrain about a comepetition between a match and a thimble...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
No Turning Back by Franken reviews
Written straight from my life of unreleased emotions.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2004
The QUEST! by kristinp reviews
hah. inside joke from 8th grade... please dont read seriously XP.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004
Nigglings by somethingpoeticandmeaningful reviews
Ha! This is what one of the Elem. teachers at my school calls the little random thoughts that float through your heads, and so in her honor, Wala! That's what I named my poem. It kind fits...oo hoo hoo hoo! :P Either that, or it sounds like some freak Sta
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2004
Antelope by inconditusgauis reviews
LoL. Just a Haiku I worte for school that I presented really bad to piss off my teacher. I suceeded too! Read it, very funny.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2004
Dolphin by Emi Amara reviews
Hi! This is just a haiku on Dolphins, hope you like it. Please review! Enjoy =)
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2004
Conversation With A Goth Poet by AngryAngel reviews
This is a humorous piece poking fun at goth poetry.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/12/2004
The Prize by TheDarkScribe reviews
[Extended hiatus] Danielle gets more than she bargained for when she wins a chance at a scholarship: a week at an enormous mansion with nine others and somebody out to get them.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,640 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003
Nature's Magic by Mime reviews
Haiku about everyday magic in nature that's all around you. You only have to open your eyes to see it.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003
Silk Highway by Keep it 100 reviews
Down a web of lies we go...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2003
My Plushie by The Light Enchantress reviews
A haiku about my plushie that I got from somebody online. ^_^ The plushie isn't exatly real. R&R.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2003
The Horrible Story of DOOM by Damocles32 reviews
*NEW* Chapter 6: The Final Frontier. Sorry about the long wait, but I've been fairly busy this week. As always, Please Read and Review! PLEASE! I crave attention!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003
Devil by AngelFire2 reviews
A 14-year-old girl is a killer but she doesn't know...
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003
Crystalline Tears by Old Lace reviews
Salty water runs down my face, and I cry.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2003
The True Story of Sleeping Beauty by Kylia Ravencraft reviews
What if the bad fairy wasn't so bad? Or if the sleeping princess wasn't so good? This is what would probably have happened. This was inspired by "Snow, Glass, Apples" by Neil Gaiman in the book "Smoke and Mirrors."
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2003
Black Rose by Stoffpferd reviews
Well...it's kinda difficult to sum this one up, perhaps because it's also difficult to understand...well, just read it and leave some review, please!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2003
Midnight Sky by Eternity's Secret reviews
It's about the midnight sky.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2003
Random Button Sister by Vipeream reviews
I still cant believe my sister beat me at a video game...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2003
Addicted To Games by Remm Farr reviews
To ANYBODY who's ever played an online game. About a boy striving to get the high score.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2003
Moonlight by Summerdazed reviews
Concerning the night
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2003
Tu le sais déjà by Magini reviews
Sometimes people ask even if they already know the answer... so why do they ask at all? Do they wanna hurt me by asking?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2003
Interesting Times Part 1 (Episodes 1-7 by Blackbird reviews
An original anime fiction series about an average guy who is subjected to VERY odd circumstances.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/1999
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Head Wound reviews
Sometimes the way people are vain is just ridiculous. I mean, it's just a pimple. But popping a pimple can make it even more disgusting, and then it's probably good if you don't want anyone to see you.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Mamoru no
Nanika wo mamoru no wa, itsumo taisetsu deshou.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Published: 11/7/2006
A Body reviews
A nice, normal poem about a half-naked, bleeding dead body somewhere in the brush where YOU'LL never find it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006
The Dark Nymph reviews
I don't know why I didn't post this sooner. Darkish. There is a hooded nymph out where all of your lies and sins congeal.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006
Gabriel's Uncle reviews
Gabriel's uncle is an alien. So, he hides from him. Then, he gets sucked into a laptop and basically gets squeezed through a zip drive. Then his friend, Danielle, comes up with wild ideas to help him. Gabriel helped me write this.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/30/2006
Red Darkness reviews
Previously known as "Haikus of Hate." A collection of haikus centered around anger, darkness, and horror.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005
Muri ja nai reviews
"Zankoku no makukai aida/ni issen wa totemo muri da." English in Second Chapter!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - Japanese - Spiritual/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005
Your Memory reviews
Written in a few minutes' time. Influenced heavily by Silent Hill trailers and Evanescence. Sort of to the tune of "Room of Angel" from Silent Hill 4. The leftover cultist knows her duty.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2006
Tentacles reviews
Watashi no T shatsu no houjou desu. Shokushu wa subarashii desu yo ne?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - Japanese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005
Presque Au Noir reviews
Avec l'angst, avec l'horreur, je dépose mes haikus et mes poèmes courtes de l'obscurité et l'obscuricissement ici.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - French - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Kare ga Yasumaseru na reviews
Jitsu wa, anta no koibito ga kirai da kedo anta ga daisuki da... De kareshi ga yasumaseru na.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - Japanese - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2005
Kuroi Yami reviews
Sore ni naka wa kuroi chouwa no zenkaka.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 8/5/2004
La tarte de moi reviews
J'aime la tarte. Je la mangeais tout le temps jusqu'au j'ai recontré Carl.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - French - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/27/2005
My Collection of Renga reviews
Just a collection of the renga I've written. . The third one's up, ABUSE.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004
Ignoramus reviews
Most people write about September 11 expressing grief. Before I felt that grief, I was an idiot who didn't know what was going on.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/26/2005
Me, You, and Who reviews
Because sometimes I'm not sure who I am anymore. This is aimed towards a special friend who I wish was more.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/31/2004
How long is forever? reviews
You said we'd be best friends forever; but what if the world stopped spinning tomorrow? (Was in my school's lit mag.)
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2004
And the wolves howl reviews
Why do you search for that which you are curious about, past all warnings? You should've known I wasn't there. (better than it sounds)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2004
Sono Mizu wa Samui wa! reviews
B-r-r-r! Ame wa samui desu yo! R+R kudasai?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
Otousan reviews
Ureshiku arimasen. RR
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004
Saru de Jaaki reviews
Kore ningyou no saru no me-tachi wa aku deshou.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/8/2004
Despair of Auscultation reviews
A rather unusually formatted renga... about my mind state when I think of my little secret.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/6/2004
Bideo geemu reviews
Bideo geemu wa tanoshi yo!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004
Omniverse reviews
Haikus about the planets, stars, and the omniverse... [finished]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2004
Damp Stars reviews
THIS IS A collection of non-conforming, somewhat angsty tankas aspiringly stirring various subjunctive emotions within all those who view it; I hope it either kisses your soul or pierces it. Updated weekly.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004
Heian no reviews
Yuujou wa nani ka?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2004
Aisubeki no Mono reviews
Ore koibito wa ore ribaru...
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - Japanese - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/28/2004
The Wedding Vows reviews
Happy happy time... lol. R+R please, reviews mean a lot to me.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/27/2004
Green with Envy reviews
Directed towards a friend, I won't name which. About my jealously over a guy. R+R please!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/13/2004
The Ungods reviews
Look at what my life's become... in a dark, black room, lit by candles, there, we, they, I, you, lie in wait.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/13/2004
I'm Living In Lies! reviews
No; Really, I am. We all are. Aw, just read it. R+R, please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2004
Flight Descent reviews
The person this is addressed to doesn't know it, but he or she really let me down. And yet they still seem to think they're picking me up... Grr.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2004
Migraine! reviews
Lol! To Vincent, who relishes every second of life. From Danie
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/13/2004
Haruko sama reviews
Haru no bishii musume ni kimasu wa.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2004
DDR Girlz reviews
Tanoshii uta o kakimashita to omoimashita sa! - Mimashou! Soshite reviews kudasai wa. Reviews ga aishimasu sa!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - Japanese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004
Washed in the Blanch reviews
Before the day begins, my numbed cerebrum is already thinking of you.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004
Tickle reviews
Parts of nature amuse themselves by playing with theif neighbors. Kind of cute. Pleeeeeeeeeeease review!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004
Toad's Love reviews
Two haikus - one, and then the sequel. Rated Pg for warts. 0.0 Lol. Anyway, it's about a sad little toad that wants to find love... actually, TWO sad little toads, that live in the same bog but have never met...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004
Ni Naru reviews
Bokutachi wa ketsu o nomu... dattara, onore ga omou ka?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - Japanese - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004
Apartamento reviews
...que? Um, el hombre de apartmento ocho... (Inspirado por El Chico Del Apartmento 512 de Selena) 4-7-4... um?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Spanish - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/9/2004
Smile, Smile: A Lullabye reviews
Before you lay down just smile once for me. (Reviews are GREATLY appreciated)
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/5/2004
Rites of the Leather Whip reviews
Because one sin is all it takes, naive ones... Please review! (Warning: This can and probably will offend your religion, and the beliefs expressed here are pure fantasy; I don't believe in any of it.)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/3/2004
Linkzz reviews
A message to those who think to hard. This, however, does not apply to Douglas Noël Adams, who is probably discovering the true answers up there as you read. Read&Review, please
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/2/2004
The House of Ras reviews
Ooklam, a benign and bemused old wizard, has decided to take a new twist in his career, adopting Anther as his apprentice. What he didn't know, though, was that the last part of his informative, 'how-to-be-a-mentor' pamphlet, would be right on the dot. (L
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/26/2004
The Trumpet reviews
...You are blowing into a piece of metal. -;;; And you hate it so much. You can't breathe; the notes are calling. This is for my new friend Ashley. I don't know an inkling's worth how she assesses the class herself, but this is how I think of woodwinds...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/25/2004
White Side of tha World reviews
Okay, so this is a country-ish song I just wrote. It's about a girl singing to her friend that nobody made her life bad but her, and that she should grasp all of the Earth's opportunities. "White side" = "the clean side) Please review.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2004
Bread Yummy! reviews
Yes, yes, it's a poem about bread! Gods, I love bread. I would die for my bread, I really would... (warning! stupid poem alert. r+r)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/18/2004
Natalie & Cinnamon Buns reviews
A couplet about a quote my friend Natalie said at camp two summers ago. Dedicated to the special friendship we share across the distances.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/17/2004
The Dullings reviews
Color shows us life with startlingly vivid clarity. So why is it some want to paint in shades of gray? About racism and war. (Was in my school's lit mag.)
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/17/2004
Divorce reviews
Not about family but more the lack of unity; not about love but more the over-agressive termination of it. Appropriately named because my mother couldn't figure out what it was about. Written in 20 minutes, but still one of my best.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/17/2004
Aoi Ketsu Ka? reviews
Fushigi ketsu yo!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - Japanese - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/5/2004
Po reviews
Watashi wa hazukashii desu yo! (po) (po)
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/4/2004
Yuki ga Furu reviews
Watashi wa yuki o mitai desu he... douzo! Ima ni tadashii desu!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004
Grass reviews
I must've flipped my lid writing this. -; A haiku about the green stuff that inhabits our lawns.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2004
Iwana ga Shi reviews
Nihon-jin-tachi wa "iwana ga hana" o iu. Demo, iwana mou shi to omou. RR kudasai.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - Japanese - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/26/2004
Please Don't Pick The Flowers reviews
It's a renga. A sign carries a message that most of us choose to ignore... have you read it?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2004
1 2 3 reviews
chibi voice Somebody get this knife away from meeeeee! o.o blink Owies...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/20/2004
None reviews
A Scientist's (one who doesn't believe in God) words on how foolish we look. I'm not an atheist, but I thought I'd try writing this...
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/16/2004
Tantalyzing reviews
A senryuu about a blood fetish. Ish so red... so addicting... it beckons to me. I need it.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/15/2004
R' reviews
Blood is spewing, so much I fear that as I rasp for breath that my life is rated 'R' now for gore... I will die.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/15/2004
Negatives reviews
Unconditional love is a fraud. A lie. Some fairy tale thought up by those who would like to believe in it. But living with Margaret Templemen, unconditional love is obviously a piece of baloney with cheese. Rated for swearing and moderate violence.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/15/2004
A Smothering Sea reviews
If you miss the ocean, just look up.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/6/2004
Ornamentation reviews
How shall I decorate your soul today? Let's see...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/6/2004
The Haunted Mansion reviews
In that lonely house on that lonely hill, masses of dead bodies have congregated... and now's your turn to stare. Got in my school's lit mag.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
Le Terre de Dieu reviews
Comment devons-nous concevoir le ciel et l'enfer? Egalement? Comment Dieu conçoit.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - French - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/5/2004
Why Wasn't Anyone There? reviews
Where in the world were you? Why weren't you with me? Why couldn't one person, just one, take time out of their busy schedule to tell me they loved me? PG for self-infliction
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2004
Okamisama reviews
Okami-sama wa kono seikai o mamoru yo... Watashi wa mittsu nihongo no haiku ga aru. - Yakatta! Natsu desu.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/21/2004
Misplaced Princess reviews
Rupert Lionsyouth is getting a bit ahead of himself when he plans his engagement after just meeting an alleged princess. But this "princess" isn't a princess at all, as he will soon see.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2004
God, Thy Name is Schuyler reviews
Who is God? Who is my cat? One in the same.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5/29/2004
Butterfly Wings reviews
How I feel when you are near... how I catch my breath... Got in my school's lit mag.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2004
Oretachi no Tenshi reviews
Kare wa oretachi o miru...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - Japanese - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/30/2004
Vous avez laissé reviews
Je veux te revoir.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - French - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/30/2004
Underage Column reviews
This is an unofficial, weekly original column by moi. [on hold, sorry]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003
Dead Night reviews
A haiku about the darkest night where nothing stirs, and there isn't even a breeze...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10/16/2003
Jaded reviews
An ancient mysterious evil is awakened in Jade, causing her to strangle her best friend, Mara. She must solve the mystery of this Egyptian evil, before it's too late... [on hold]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003
Because of the Wind reviews
Hurricane Claudette makes it all windy outside of my house.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/15/2003
Why do you say I'm different? reviews
A poem about a black person asking why they are different.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2003
Night Frolic reviews
A couplet about cats playing at night.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7/13/2003
Doing Chores Without Help reviews
A poem about doing chores when no one in your family will help you.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7/9/2003
A Little Too Hyper reviews
Kelcey is way too hyper, and she won't stop dancing! Can Danielle convince her to stop? This was my idea for a home movie me, my little sister, and her friend could videotape.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/8/2003
A Frail White Rose reviews
A haiku I uploaded during a flash flood warning in Natchitoches. The flash flood started around 4. This isn't important to the haiku, though... Got in my school's lit mag.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2003