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read, disagree, agree, come burn my house down... whatever. flames are welcome and so are suggestions because i'm not around much. and because i don't think i've looked at any of the stuff i've written in a year.
"i have been more than once intoxicated, my passions have always bordered on extravagance:i am not ashamed to confess it; for i have learned, by my own experience, that all extraordinary men, who have accomplished great and astonishing actions, have ever been decried by the world as drunken or insane." - the sorrows of young werther by johann wolfgang von goethe
"but," said candide, "isn't there pleasure in criticizing everything, in seeing faults where other people think they see beauties?"-candide, by voltaire
"offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic stricken." - on the road by jack kerouac
"we're alike, me and cat. a couple of poor nameless slobs." -holly, breakfast at tiffany's
"whoever said laughter was the best medicine didn't know anything about what sucks." - anonymous
"nowadays, of course, just about our only solvent industry is the merchandising of death, bankrolled by our grandchildren, so that the message of our principle art forms, movies and television and political speeches and newspaper columns, for the sake of the economy, has to be this: war is hell alright, but the only way a boy can become a man is in a shootout of some kind, preferably, but by no means necessarily, on a battlefield." - bluebeard by kurt vonnegut, also known as god.
say not "i have found the truth" but rather "i have found a truth".
"one word: seperation of church and state." - possibly the most unintentionally hilarious quote i've read in a long time.