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Joined 06-17-03, id: 360303
Author has written 9 stories for General, Essay, and Humor.

have fun kids.

read, disagree, agree, come burn my house down... whatever. flames are welcome and so are suggestions because i'm not around much. and because i don't think i've looked at any of the stuff i've written in a year.

"i have been more than once intoxicated, my passions have always bordered on extravagance:i am not ashamed to confess it; for i have learned, by my own experience, that all extraordinary men, who have accomplished great and astonishing actions, have ever been decried by the world as drunken or insane." - the sorrows of young werther by johann wolfgang von goethe

"but," said candide, "isn't there pleasure in criticizing everything, in seeing faults where other people think they see beauties?"-candide, by voltaire

"offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic stricken." - on the road by jack kerouac

"we're alike, me and cat. a couple of poor nameless slobs." -holly, breakfast at tiffany's

"whoever said laughter was the best medicine didn't know anything about what sucks." - anonymous

"nowadays, of course, just about our only solvent industry is the merchandising of death, bankrolled by our grandchildren, so that the message of our principle art forms, movies and television and political speeches and newspaper columns, for the sake of the economy, has to be this: war is hell alright, but the only way a boy can become a man is in a shootout of some kind, preferably, but by no means necessarily, on a battlefield." - bluebeard by kurt vonnegut, also known as god.

say not "i have found the truth" but rather "i have found a truth".
- the prophet by kahlil gibran

"one word: seperation of church and state." - possibly the most unintentionally hilarious quote i've read in a long time.

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The Fable of the Political Parties reviews
What REALLY happened during the 2004 elections. Rated for bigoted slurs against every group imaginable!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/22/2004
The March for Women's Lives reviews
Or "How the Media is Atrociously Biased".
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004
Judas and AntiSemitism reviews
has to do with judas, anti-semitism, and how they really have nothing to do with each other. if you know nothing of or are not interested in the christian religion, this will probably confuse or bore you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3/28/2004
The Passion reviews
Just about the movie "The Passion of the Christ" and why the claims of anti Semitism and "too much gore" are not valid.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2/28/2004
Guys and Their Best Feature reviews
PG13 for saying sex. an outraged rant about the injustice of young men covering their behinds. new chapter. men as sex objects!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003
On Music reviews
a collection of essays about music today and in the last 50 years. first chapter:
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11/1/2003
The Third Daughter: A Retelling of Cinderella reviews
Chs. 1-15 up! its a retelling of cinderella, from the youngest stepsister's POV. rated for future chapters.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,480 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003
Without Him reviews
PG for references. about a woman whose abusive husband has enlisted during the vietnam war. short story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/20/2003
Father reviews
it's about a little girl and her father. more depressing than what i usually write, and rated PG themes.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/3/2003