Jen H.M
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Joined 06-24-03, id: 361530, Profile Updated: 05-21-13
Author has written 29 stories for General, Sci-Fi, Song, Friendship, Work, Life, General, Humor, Supernatural, Action, and Horror.

I love both horror and chick lit. My favorite authors are Stephen King and Marian Keyes. I alternate between the "Dexter" series and the "Shopaholic" series. I love "Tales from the Crypt" and "What Not to Wear." I like to think that my writing combines the best of both worlds.

I appreciate reviews, and I will reciprocate.

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Jeffree and the Ditz Princess by Keith B. Real reviews
A girl battles zombies in order to meet her idol.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Ressurection by The Deadliest Vapor reviews
They were an endless army, an army that would continue to grow as long as we still continued to exist. So we ran faster, not looking where we were going.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Mary Jane by AtAmpersand reviews
A little poem about a parent and daughter discussing Mary Jane and SpiderMan.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Nurse by AtAmpersand reviews
A young reporter interviews a maternity ward nurse on Death Row.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
California by antigonelives reviews
We are free in this place called Oceansvillewhatever. [16 June, 2007.]
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
May First Impressions Never Die by suicune1000 reviews
Warning: You may not be able to understand this poem. Kudos to those who can! :D Basically trying to describe that moment when you first meet someone and they could be anyone or anything, and your mind goes through all these possibilities...hard to explai
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Come Play With Us by MissHaunted-MoonLight reviews
Me and my sister, we shared the same birthday. And we shared the same deathday. And now, today, we will play with the stranger who has lived a longer life than we.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Glass and Shadows by AtAmpersand reviews
A sleepover gets a little help with a scary story courtesy of Mom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Desire by Faster-than-without-water reviews
Kitty cat and gum equal Desire
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Lisa Superhero by Faster-than-without-water reviews
Lisa is your not so typical superhero ex. does she even have a power who lives with her two crazy roommates, pet flying sumo wrestler, and the zombies of the last 98 dalai lamas throwing an endless keggar in her backyard.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,103 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
My Black Soul by Insomni reviews
Short, simple. A quick, but satisfyingly dark, read.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2005
the sky messy with stars by Jaclyn reviews
You are on a stairwell.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2004
Happy times by Punky Monkey reviews
I'm not sure if this works...? Needs something...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2003
Your Silent Whisper by table for glasses reviews
Another one about my dad. I think about little else!
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2003
Will you be there for me? by Punky Monkey reviews
This is written for a mate that I always listen to but doesnt seem to care when I'm down.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2003
Used by Punky Monkey reviews
I think everyones used by mates at some point.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2003
I'd tell you by Punky Monkey reviews
This was written for a mate, Ame that no longer talks to me
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2003
Because You Can't Talk by Quistis88 reviews
Companion piece to Because I Can Hear. A young girl speaks to her doll about her life, but is it listening?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2003
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Flesh and Blood: Skin Deep IV
In the fourth installment in the Skin Deep series, Chloe's younger sister joins her in her "extracurricular activities."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
So Much for Billy Michaels reviews
A frightened young woman enters a diner just after sunset, with a chilling story to tell.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Drink and Die reviews
Ever wonder what could happen in a dark, noisy bar where no one knows where anybody else is?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011
Murder on the Way to the Mall reviews
- "There had to be loads more old people around with piles of cash stowed away, just waiting for me to take it. They're old; they're going to die soon anyway. What do they need all that money for? Their funerals? I could use it right now."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
The Ice Cream Man reviews
There hasn't been an ice cream man in Steffy's neighborhood since Old Man Finney drove his truck into the lake six years ago, but every night Steffy sees an ice cream truck outside her house, playing eerie off-key music.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Just Buried reviews
A couple get into a horrible car accident on their wedding night, and wake up with an insatiable hunger for something delicious, juicy, chewy and raw. Something like human brains.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
In the Flesh: Skin Deep III
In the 3rd story in the Skin Deep series, a nosy detective, a condescending dermatologist and an acne outbreak disrupt Chloe's carefree housewife lifestyle. She may have to temporarily revert to her old ways so she can get back to her TV and Cheetos.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
If Looks Could Kill: Skin Deep II reviews
In this sequel to Skin Deep, Chloe breaks out two weeks before her wedding, and has to resort to her old ways to once again clear her skin.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The Ringing Phone reviews
A woman is terrorized by a ringing phone that hasn't been plugged in since the Carter administration.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
The Day Job reviews
This former executive assistant has found a new career, getting revenge on the high-level executives who fired her.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Skin Deep reviews
What's the best way to get clear skin? Take it from other people, of course.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
It Ate Everything reviews
The more it eats, the more it grows, and the more it grows, the more it eats. No office building is safe.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Danielle's Autopsy Table reviews
Danielle may be a freak, but her mom's brownies are delicious.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Maple and Palm reviews
Mary thought a cat was just what she needed to keep her company, but the cats at Maple and Palm are after something else: blood.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
The Return Job
I don't know what the title means, I don't know what the story means. I just know it's violent, and it's fun.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
The Baby Shower Killer reviews
I thought if one more person asked me when I was going to have a baby I would kill them... That's why I was buying a knife.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Neal's Big Idea reviews
Neal had always been a little eccentric and a little unreasonable, but this orange peel thing was out there even for him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
We Have to Go Now reviews
It's the damnedest thing, isn't it? ...Those people jumping from the second floor.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Small Talk reviews
Sometimes it's best to just keep your mouth shut.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
New Great Citrus Taste reviews
They may taste great, but the sound is enough to drive you insane.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
The Colors Run Together reviews
Anyone who's ever started a band will understand.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Morning After a Show
Feeling tired and dirty after playing a show at some crummy nightclub and not getting home until 2am.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 9/20/2006
Baggage reviews
Raise your hand if you have emotional baggage.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005
Work reviews
A poem about things that happen at work
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2005
Sometimes reviews
My writing teacher said, just concentrate on the emotions and the words will write themselves. He was right.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2004
Honestly Amanda reviews
It's all part of growing up.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2003
Any Good Books reviews
I just want a chocolate croissant, not your whole life story...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2003
Five Seconds reviews
"The longest five seconds ever."
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/25/2003
The Milky Way and the Canadian Dime reviews
One woman's struggle against a vending machine.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2003