Chell-o Bodello
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Joined 06-25-03, id: 361575
Author has written 12 stories for Humor, Life, Song, Essay, General, Love, and War.

My name is Michelle.
But you can call me Chello.
if that's what floats your boat.

To my golden oldie fans,
I was known as Lunchelle Kay.

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on church grounds by tasted like heartache reviews
i'm an angel if you're an idiot
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006
Heartbeats by Minerva Gray reviews
Spiritual haiku which spurred off another love one I had written both included.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
The Girl Who Cried Slut by safelysound reviews
Nonononono screamed my head.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
The Tooth Fairy by Yuffei reviews
The second Coin...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006
Insane Fairy Tale by E1pnvn reviews
What does an evil warlock do when he falls in love with a princess? He hires a dimwitted goblin sidekick and tries to win her heart of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
Don't Fall Asleep in Class by Heather Drake reviews
A warning for those who fall asleep in class like I do so very often.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005
Fat by butterflyofhazeleyes reviews
This is yet another poem about me being digusted with my image. I can't help it, but it definitly gives me things to write about.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005
Mosiare by Paracetamol Boy reviews
The story of Arver, an orphaned bastard son of an insane, hauntingly beautiful mother long since dead.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005
Anything But Me Anything but me by Words with no meaing reviews
Living life someone you are not.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2005
I’m A Pirate by toastyluv reviews
I'm insane...its really odd...i advise u dont read it...lol...53!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2005
Being Burned at the Stake by Alisha Marie reviews
I really can't think of a summary so please R&R thank you.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2005
Help me, please by Jen calculates reviews
Who ever said that cowards were the ones who suffered?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2005
Dying Illusions by QuietMelodies reviews
A dying mother holding her dying child, lamenting and speaking in riddles.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2005
Downer by Jennifer Strong reviews
A man working at a cattle stockyard witnesses the cruel treatment of a downed cow. Based on a story I read.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Gentlemen and Blonds by twisted little secret reviews
It's NEW! A based on the saying "Gentlemen prefer blonds" but with a twist.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005
Opium by Paracetamol Boy reviews
I was drowned in self-disgust at my world...the only one in which I fit.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2005
The Selfish Bitch by Eboniccinderella reviews
What my mother thinks of me.Rate the poem,not the parent.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2005
Grades by KaseyLovesNoOne reviews
Why do people think that getting good grades solves all of life's problems? Please R&R.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003
Skipping Stones by SolemnGrey reviews
Itz about a girl who hits someone in the head with a rock...REAL exciting...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2003
Santa's Elves by pixy-dizzy reviews
Humorous poem about...you guessed it! Santa's elves! P.S. Merry Christmas!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2003
Wicked Stepmother by ladybugpoet reviews
Well lets just say my step mom hates me...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2003
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I Saw the Sunrise Through My Fingers reviews
I saw the stars, so small, so fragile - watched them spark and die away.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2006
L is for Liar reviews
Inspired by a friend of mine who's always cheating on her boyfriends. Love it or hate it, I guess.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/16/2006
Victims of Paradise reviews
Um ... I don't really know how to explain this. Written in five minutes on a sugar high and my mom was screaming at me to get off the computer. Probably one of my favorites that I've writren. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005
Nobody Else reviews
A pathetic attempt at a love poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005
Revenge of the Cantaloupe reviews
My friends aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, and this proves it. When I was choking, they thought I was playing charades. True story.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2005
Brainwashed reviews
This song was inspired after I saw System Of A Down perform live. I tried to apply some humor to it, but it didn't work at all. Please tell me what ya think!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005
A Cure For Stupidity reviews
A collection of songs written for the band I used to be in. We've been broken up for awhile now, but I still enjoy these songs!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
Emo, Goth, Nerd, Whatever reviews
I don't really know how to describe this ... I wrote it when I was listening to Slipknot at 3 AM the other night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005
Where Have All the Soldiers Gone? reviews
Written when I was angry and had nothing better to do. This is the old version, too lazy to upload the new one. =P
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2005
A Poem By the Lonely Me reviews
A poem I wrote when I was eleven. About war. Yes, I've always been anti-war. ;
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7/15/2003
I Don't Know You reviews
My friends said I copied this one out of a book. If I did, do you think it would be here now! Anywayz, I like this one. It reflects back on how I'm scared of my own room ...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2003
The Masterpiece reviews
Okay, so people say it's NOT retarded ... I still think it is ... O.o
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2003