Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**

As the crew of Lady Luck, an interplanetary merchant vessel, attempt to assist a purportedly broke down Martian ship, they find themselves under attack from an unknown menace.

One-Shot. The Plateau is not the kind of place where you want to lose a girl; if the dinosaurs don't get her, the Nazis will. This is a Pulp-inspired short story. Rated T for violence and harsh language.

The proposal to run a subway line through hell was first introduced in January by a tastefully dressed man with a clipboard, horn-rimmed glasses, and a triangular tail.

Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.

A brief poem meant as a response to the famous Marvell poem, To His Coy Mistress. please rr

Newspaper chief Florian Lisel has published some dangerous things about the monarchy and, most importantly, about Baron Aisaro Graize, who has secrets not even the muckraking journalists suspect. A Baroque era fantasy. Reviews welcomed! Complete.

Zima Feely got suckered into dealing with her bomb shelter construction company's most difficult--and richest--client. She was attending the 'shelter warming party' when the bomb dropped. Now an interesting group (including an attractive, and interested

Contains yaoi and very slight yuri. Ah! The wonders of Japanese visual kei rock with its guitars & cross-dressing pretty boys. But what happens when a girl is forced to join an all-guy band...as a guy?

*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)