Randomly-Lethargic
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Joined 06-29-03, id: 362345
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Friendship, and Life.
My name is Sarah, but to some people I am called Pooki. Just a little nickname I gave myself one day. No one gives me nicknames so I have to be one of those dorks that ends up calling herself something that doesn't even suit her. Eh, what are you going to do? =)

I am a 15 year old coping with every stereotypical teenage problem along with cancer. I am an absolute optimist because the glass is not just half full. It's filled to the top! I have every natural hair color in my head (though it just looks brown), brown eyes, I'm about 5'3", I'm not fat, I'm not skinny, I'm right there in the middle and my style is continually changing so it's practically impossible to label me, categorize me, put me in a group, whatever. I take great pride in this. Lables are one of my big pet peeves, though I tend to be a huge hypocrite and label others sometimes when I get in one of my more shallow moods. It's all in good humor, though.

My main hobbies include:
Drawing
Writing
Reading
Sewing
Playing bass
Organizing (Man, I get in these crazy mood swings sometimes where I just have to find SOMETHING to put in order or make neater. Usually late at night after too much chocolate.)
Doing absolutely nothing online for hours on end
Contemplating anything and everything in my head late at night until it's all perfect and I have everything sorted out and get stress pimples from thinking too much... o_- uggggg...

And Starbucks Coffee has corrupted my fragile little mind with their sweet, hot, foamy POISON!! CURSE YOU STARBUCKS!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!

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Old saggy hag reviews
I was just bored and needed to scribble random words around on paper. Turned out to be about a hooker.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/27/2003
Cherry reviews
Platelets make the world go 'round.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/23/2003
Gotta love those ads! reviews
Commercials about being dead, cereals, barbies, and whatever else I think of late at night.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003
Ode To Larry reviews
Larry: the friendly little zombie
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003
The Adventures of Cheesefluff and Super Duck reviews
A story about a boy named Cheesefluff and an old man named Super Duck.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2003
Sarah's Legs reviews
This is REALLY lame. I suggest not reading it. It's just another something I thought of at school and I don't think it's finished.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/5/2003