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Joined 06-29-03, id: 362356, Profile Updated: 10-09-08
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

My name is Zoe. I am approximately female (with gender-inappropriate behavior, I'm told). I have lots of holes in my face and lots of pretty ink on my body. I like to poke holes in myself with needles, write messages in people's lawns with salt, watch horror movies, and be a general cunt to those who deserve it.

I write slash.

Yes, that's right, I write slash, aka I like to write about hot guys gettin' it on with other hot guys, aka I am a pervert and you should fear me. If you don’t like it, if you think I'm disgusting or immoral or offensive, well, you can eat my ass, because frankly, I probably hate you.

Take a fucking note of this: I do not write porn. Porn is defined as "Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal," generally with little to no plot, theme, characterization, or other elements vital to storytelling.

While my writing may contain sexually explicit material, the purpose of said sexual material is to supplement or further said characters, plot, or theme. I write stories which may or may not have a sexual element to them -- which is entirely different than writing purely sexual material for the sake of, well, sexual material.

The fact that characters in my stories may or may not be gay has no bearing on the fact that they are characters, which happen to be in a story, which happens to have a plot, and the fact that this plot may involve sex between some of these gay characters does not mean that it's porn.

So don’t ask why I write gay porn.

I don’t.

I like: writing/reading/watching slash and other assorted gay things, horror movies/stories, rock and heavy metal, glam rock, tattoos, piercings, stretched piercings, feather boas, pajama pants, 70s memorabilia, odd hats, sexual innuendo/double meanings, and playing the electric bass.

I do not like: hillbillies, onions, homophobes, people who think "u" is a word, badly written slash, right-wing conservatives, creepy old men, bad spelling and grammar, shitty garage band music, and non-english-speaking people who work at fast food drive-thru windows in countries where english is the primary language.

But you know what I hate most of all, more than nearly anything else on this earth?

Stupid fucking nobs who think I want to hear how much they disapprove of my sexual orientation, the 'inappropriate' content of I write, who I may or may not choose to fuck, who I may or may not fall in love with, or any other aspect of my life that does not involve them in any way, shape, or form.

I sure do wish those people would die.


Thoughts Without Words -- work in progress. I am slow to update, but I promise, I have not abandoned it.

What Are The Odds? -- on permanent hiatus. If I do continue this story, it will have to be rewritten first, as I wrote most of it more than 8 years ago and don't much like it anymore. Bleh.

Some random quotes on writing, just because I feel like it.

"Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing." Meg Chittenden

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." Gene Fowler

"Why do writers write? Because it isn't there." Thomas Berger

"Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to suit everybody and scarcely anyone will care for it." Jesse Stuart

"We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to." W. Somerset Maugham

If you've read through all that, you must be almost as bored as me. Congratulations. Go read my stories.

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High Conversations on Cosmic Inflation by Happy Hippie reviews
Two years after a leaked sex tape ruins his life, number theory enthusiast and former jazz prodigy Braden is living at home, getting stoned every night to PBS specials, and perceptually hurtling towards death at an increasingly alarming rate, but even the most eccentric introvert is bound to meet his soulmate eventually, even if he doesn't want to admit it. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 385,275 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Circumstances by Eff by Eff reviews
Everybody will tell you it's difficult to find love in High School, even more so when you're keeping secrets. But even if by some stroke of luck you do find it, sometimes holding on to is it the hardest thing of all. M/M love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,358 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/21/2003
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Love Before First Sight by The Mushroom Fairy reviews
MM slash A blind guy finds love when he thinks no one will ever care again. Chapter 14 now up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,377 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 10/4/2003
Lágrimas by AethraZip reviews
It's a hell of a world out there, as Caleb learns, while trying to deal with an abusive brother and a new friend that's making him question his sexuality. M/M slash. Trigger warning for explicit physical, sexual and emotional abuse.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,728 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 6/24/2003
Darkness Turns Into Light by StarryFIF2 reviews
Reese is a very lonely boy, until a Vampire named Keith comes along. Keith tells him that he is his, and his alone. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? And will Reese learn to love Keith? Finally UPDATED! CHAPTER EIGHT UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 11/2/2003
I'm Here by Shades of Twilight reviews
[Slash] Just a story of boy/boy goodness. Oh, and there may be hippies, a psychotic granny, and a gender bending beauty queen. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,977 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 7/1/2003
Hey Hannibal by underjoyed reviews
Inspired by The Passion of the Christ ;)
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2004
Son of the East Wind by Zoi no miko reviews
Take one mercenary mage. Add an apprentice stolen out of the slave trade. Place in middle of holy war. Sprinkle liberally with slash. ^_^ (On going)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,772 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2001
Glitch by Akira and Flair reviews
Nary's a slut, Tybalt is jealous, Kael's parents are homophobic, and Ethan is rejected. True love is never easy to find, but with the help of your friends everything will work out eventually. (Yaoi, Shounen-Ai, Slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,516 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 6/29/2002
Unworthy by Mashimaro-Byul-012 reviews
[YAOI] A regular fairy tale of Prince and his slave, or is it? Erizein, the supreme ruler of Earth 03, takes in a slave. what will happen?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 6/16/2003
Why There's Really A Dress Code by scotchonrocks reviews
-Updated -Narr has no problems with his sexuality, until the biggest flamer in the school decides that Narr will be the best catch. Rated R for language and slash content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003
Summertime of our lives by Minnie Souris reviews
CHAPTERS 3&4 REWRITTEN *SLASH* Two friends win a holiday with their favourite rock band. One of them is gay, and has a crush on a band member. This is my first attempt at slash. Please be kind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,720 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003
What Words Can't Say by Rae1 reviews
Meet Parley. He refuses to speak. Watch out for his sister, she may set you on fire. And you may not want to stand real close: he tends to draw the wrong kind of attention, and you don't want to be associated.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003
Hybrid Genesis by Mars Nine reviews
*YAOI ALERT (guy x guy)* Croix purchases a hybrid, but he doesn't get quite what he expected!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,765 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003
In Given Time by Electric Romance reviews
-COMPLETE- They were young, reckless and in love. (M/M *Homosexuality* don’t read if you’re easily offended)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,597 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003
Cases of Circumstance by teh krimson katt reviews
(M/M content) A collaboration between HoL and Katt - - When two men meet by simple circumstance, can they help falling for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003
Boys In The Girls' Room by underjoyed reviews
The conversational skills of your genitalia leave a lot to be desired. [homosexual themes]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2003
Blasphemous Blasphemy by Ilsa Immerman reviews
Spontaneous free verse garbage. May be offensive to some. Did I say some? I meant most. Contans profanity.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2003
Beauty by Gryvon reviews
Troy is a famous painter who refuses to commit... until he meets his latest model Connor. Contains male/male romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Complete
The Fire Dancer Key by Tietsu reviews
Aren, a charming thief, for reasons he himself is not sure of, rescues an exotic, beautiful slave. He soon discovers him to be more then he seems, and the two are swept up by fate in a way neither could have anticipated. *Slash* *Updated*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 7/19/2002
Sea Foam Green by ShadowGal reviews
We start with Acacia, stereotypical teenage goth girl. Add Bliss, the wild punk-ish girl, to her life, then sit back and watch what happens. Yuri, shoujo-ai, fem-slash, femmeslash, f/f, whatever you want to call it. No homophobic readers, please. WIP
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,916 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2002
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Thoughts Without Words reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
What Are The Odds? reviews
[SLASH] When 17-year-old Reeve starts to fall in love with his newfound friend, can their friendship survive? Will it progress into something more? Or will everything be ruined by Reeve's growing feelings? [SLASH] {CHAPTER 8 ADDED}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,762 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003