I Have Pointy Ears
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Joined 07-03-03, id: 362996
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy.
Hey,

Umm, well, hi! I figured that would be a good way to start things off. I figure a name is pretty important when getting to know a person and as "I Have Pointy Ears" doesn't tell much about myself, you can call me Jayne just because that's my name.

What now.. Oh, a little about myself: I love hot guys. I wish I was married to Elijah Wood, but since I'm not YET, I claim him, I call him, he is mine. Oliver Wood is also very hot. There are no good pictures of him online, but in Harry Potter, he is heavenly. Also, in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, Orlando Bloom is so gorgeous! Personally, I think he looks better with black hair over the whole elf costume deal. But that's just my opinion.

Any guys reading this, I'm sorry about everything I said above, my story will more than make up for it. Please read it and review! Oh yes, Elijah Wood is mine, do not try and take him. Thanks!

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Prince William reviews
Can Prince William, who is completely fictional, avenge his father and reclaim the throne from his brother Jonathon?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004
The TripleThickHorriblyQuickDoubleDog Dares reviews
A group of four friends uncover an amazing creature in the old Walker House... Please Read and Review!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/3/2003