Zilg
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Joined 07-06-03, id: 363386
Author has written 22 stories for Family, Life, Play, Nature, General, Humor, Love, Essay, and Humor.
My name is AaCHmed of Azzerizu, but you may call me Zilg. I enjoy writing and all that good stuff. Of course, if I didn't, why would I be on the site?
Anyway, I like anime but chances are you won't see me writing a fanfic for any of them. I also enjoy video games, but who doesn't?
I like the band Eels. Have you heard of them? Go download some songs.

My story genre and styles are easy to figure out:
1)My plays are really more of a screenplay format and are always my style for comedy,
2)My more serious sci-fi sort of stories are in the normal story format,
3)And finally my poems come in usually three categories. First I have my funny poems, then there's the sort of uplifting or really emotional sort of poem I just took a liking to, and finally there's the dark, dreary thing that I've always liked.
Also, please keep in mind I am from South Georgia and my pronunciation of some words may differ from your own, so there may be a few words in my poems that may not rhyme the way you say them.
So now you know about my writing styles. If you like humor, please take a look at some of my screenplays. The first ones that will be on this site are pretty old, though.

By the way, please review all my stories if you read them. Otherwise I can't tell if people like them or if I'm just wasting my time. n.n;;

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jAcob kArle's Rediculous rant Regarding modernism reviews
Pound and cummings annoy me, so here's my backlash of their "unique" styles. There is, however, some underlying meaning in the poems, so they're not toal bs.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006
The Pit reviews
The sequel to Edited For Content and also a parody on reality shows. PG-13 for suggestive themes.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 10/14/2003
That's Not A Cliché, That's My Wife! reviews
Just a short story I wrote on a whim... based on a true story... sort of...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005
Life is Fragile: Handle with Prayer reviews
For me, 2004 is a year of torment, pain, and death. I must watch idly by as others suffer from something that none of us have any control over. PG-13 for mild language.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 11/6/2004
Pain reviews
The older brother has the power to inflict more pain and torment than he could ever possibly imagine.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 7/6/2003
Life Goes On reviews
I forgive, and I apologize.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2003
Chasing the Wind reviews
I search for myself and for someone to love, but it seems as hoepless to grasp as the wind. Once I catch hold, I lose it all again.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 9/16/2003
A Simple Thought reviews
A mere thought can be the beginning of an emotional wave of turmoil and anguish.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/19/2003
Detective Jake reviews
Detective Jake: The funniest detective ever! The beginning of Crisis is up! Written as a screenplay. Please R&R!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003
Spanish Notes reviews
Notes I write to Sam in Spanish class. They're not like my other works, but a bit sillier. She'll explain some stuff in her reviews.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/30/2003
Questions reviews
Not all questions need to be answered.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/29/2003
Edited For Content reviews
A mystery befalls a group of friends, sending them to Egypt and then a wild goose chase all over the world. Very funny. Please review.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003
Sometimes It Is Too Late reviews
Never wait until your last moments to try and makes up for all of your sins.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/10/2003
To Someone reviews
I ran out of feelings to write about so I made one up. This is about love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/21/2003
Eyes of the Wolf reviews
Wolf eyes stare straight through me, leaving me alone and helpless to ward off such a powerful beast.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/16/2003
Me Lucky Charms reviews
A poem I wrote for my old girlfriend... I hope she doesn't mind that I'm posting it...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2003
The Voices Of Evil reviews
I wrote this a long time ago, and it's on my school records! lol.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2003
Why Can't I Just Be Lazy? reviews
I'm from South Georgia; I'm supposed to be lazy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2003
Death to Stupid Computers reviews
I wrote this to express how much I despise my beloved computer.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2003
Drenched in Blood reviews
You shall fear me.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/8/2003
The Storm reviews
Through the hard noises of a raging storm a faint voice shatters my hope.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/8/2003
This Gift reviews
This gift is all we really have.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/6/2003