English Ninja
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Joined 07-09-03, id: 364064
Author has written 9 stories for Essay, Life, General, Fantasy, and Western.

Afternoooooooon, chidduns!

As you may have guessed, the name is the English Ninja. I'm a sixteen-year-old Canadian chick thatwrites a truckload of fiction, mainly crazy-long fantasies with plenty of fight scenes and swearing. My social life is deplorable, since I spend all my free time writing/video gaming/guitar practicing/playing softball/watching NCAA basketball/drawing. My ultra-giga-super-goals are to 1) have my stories published, 2) write a script or design the characters for a video game and 3) work with a darn good animator to put together an animé or a manga. My Fictionpress homies are gwion and shadow774.

You know what? I love reviews. Hint, hint. Nudge, nudge. Poke, poke--ow, ow, okay, I get it, stop hitting.

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Spectral Wars by Shadow774 reviews
The crew of the Varian is sent headfirst into a universal war between evil and the elements. Can they muster up an army strong enough to defeat the Spectral?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 120,169 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
KFC's special spice blend by Toothache reviews
Can you guess what they put into their fingerlickin' chicken?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Equinox: Advanced by Shadow774 reviews
Welcome to a world where everyone gets supernatural powers on their 13th birthday. Well, almost everybody. And if you don't Advance, you get sent into the Underground wiith the other Underbloods...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006
The Ketchup Bottle by L'esprit reviews
Fear the not-so-mundane, teaches this tale, as a boy and his ketchup bottle take out the trash. - R&R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
The MisAdventures of Harold and Og by Toothache reviews
In the land of Oirat'No, two brothers cause mischief in their search for one elusive penguin.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005
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Wild Gun reviews
A traveling gunslinger travelling across a nearfuture America accidentally turns onto the wrong highway, and finds himself involved in a backwater town's inhertitance struggle between the Mayor and his own murderous nephew.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
The Heart of Eternity reviews
Three kids break into a museum. [Short story.]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
The Stars and Stripes Forever reviews
A New York passerby realizes that there is a larger meaning about an upsidedown flag. [Short story.]
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Grey Life reviews
A kid walking home from school discovers that some urbanites don't really like the city. [Short story.]
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
The Interstate War reviews
The Interstate War has raged for years between Senator Classen High School and Markwest Collegiate, but now it's about to get a whole lot bigger.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
A Sort of Homecoming reviews
Renée's on her way home, but she isn't alone. [Short story.]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
The Rabbit Hole reviews
Every morning, I fling myself down the Rabbit Hole. [Short story.]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
On Tsunamis and Hospitals reviews
A school monologue about a doctor in a tiny Thailand village. Dude, I be angstin'.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
Genesis vs Green Day reviews
Where has all the good music gone?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete