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Name: It starts with 't' and ends with a 'y'
Sex: I have ovaries, a uterus and vulva
Age: Legally doable
Height: I'm about 8 inches shorter than you
Weight: In Mars I weigh less than 40 lbs
Hobbies: Running, reading, writing . . . driving over pedestrians, milking cows, raising the dead . . . laughing at people, laughing at myself, healing the sick . . . promoting heterosexuality, encouraging homosexuality, endorsing celibacy . . . debating, negotiating, miming . . . dancing, wiggling, mooning . . . walking with atheists, chatting with the religious, slapping the stupid . . .
"GO FUCK YOURSELF." -- Dick Cheney