Lightning Rain
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Joined 07-19-03, id: 365953
Author has written 6 stories for Spiritual, Fantasy, Young Adult, Nature, Friendship, and Love.
Alright. Complete bio overhaul. *clears throat*
First things first. Welcome to my domain! Castles, mansions, forests, mountains, wilderness... My land has it all.
Anyway, I should probably introduce myself.
Name: Madelyn
Age: Too young for drinking and all that fun stuff (at least in the U.S.)
Gender: Female
Current Status: Single and no prospects in sight *surveys horizon* Nope. Still no prospects.
Birthday: July. And I'm older than Daniel Radcliffe by several weeks. *snicker*

Now then. Vital statistics out of the way. I suppose I'll have to tell you about myself. I'm a bored female person. I love books and stories and am obsessed with reading, and am very annoyed when people express dislike for that activity. I love art and have the ambition to become a top artist one day! You will hear my name in art circles around the world! I will be famous, I tell you, FAMOUS!! *gets hold of self* ANYWAY. I also love music. Classical, Irish, jazz, alt rock, Beatles (of course they deserve their own category), new age, I'll listen to just about anything that's good. The only thing I can't stand is country. But that's about it. Send any good mp3's my way! Oh yes! I can't forget about old comedies! I absolutely love old comedies! The Pink Panther and any others with Inspector Clusoe are the best! I also love words. My latest is "defenestrate." It means "to throw out a window." Lovely! Alright, ONWARD!

And now on to the next paragraph!

I don't believe I've intoduced you to my muse! She's a little blue angel named Roo. *Roo flies out from where she was lurking and bows, then settles on a handy storm cloud hovering around* She's also notoriously finiky and can go months without giving me inspiration. *LR mutters and glares at Roo*

ANYWAY. I'm feeling sarcastic right now, so I'll give you all something that I received in a particularly sappy forward. But sarcasm has come into play and I have added (perfectly true) comments in astericks.

~FACTS OF LIFE~*

1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you. *Hmm… no, none really come to mind.*

2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way. *I’m touched.*

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be
just like you. *Ri~ight. I’m sure my arch-enemy just pines to be like me.*

4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like
you. *Either that or it can strike fear into the hearts of my minions*

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. *If only to plot my demise.*

6. You mean the world to someone. *Yes, I do. If I had decided to pull that trigger, one of my minions might not be seeing it.*

7. Without you, someone may not be living. *See above.*

8. You are special and unique, in your own way. *Yes, in my own world-conquering, people-torturing, order-giving sort of way.*

9. Someone that you don't know even exists loves you. *Yes. It’s that or be shot.*

10. Even when you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from
it. *Yes. I’m still alive and I still hold my Empire.*

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look. You
most likely turned your back on the world. *Why would they turn their backs to me? It shows disrespect. And I wouldn’t turn my back to them. A quick shot and I’d be dead.*

12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you
probably won't get it. If you believe in yourself, though, you probably will get it sooner or later. *Exactly. I believed that I could make my Empire and look at me now.*

13. Always remember compliments you received. Forget about the rude
remarks. *No, no. Never forget about the rude remarks. They give you reason for revenge.*

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them. You will feel much better
when they know. *Exactly. When I dislike someone, I tell them and then promptly shoot them. It cuts down on the annoyances that I cannot afford.*

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they
are great. *Yes. By money, jewels, slaves, etc. They’ll be too dazzled to see how they’re being manipulated.*

Alright then. Enough with the sarcasm. You are here to read the stories. *hunts around* I know it's here somewhere... Aha! *gives you book* Here they are! Happy reading!
*goes away to play with her Russian Nesting Dolls and watch The Pink Panther Strikes Again*

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ALIENS! by GrungeHamster389 reviews
[ARC 1] Ariana Chance thought she was just a normal girl living a normal life on Earth...until aliens invaded, seeking a wife for their leader.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/20/2003
My Perception by Namesake-Girl reviews
A crazy comedy/romance. Do opposites attract?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,893 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003
Essence Fracture by Sano-kun reviews
Fenris Marx is a typical fifteen year old transfer student, aside from the fact that he's the only boy in an all-girl Japanese high school and he has three of his mental persona's in full flesh and blood form living with him.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 5/8/2003
What The HELL ! by Chibi-Me-Z reviews
If I'm the Key between Heaven and Hell, how come I don't get something cool, like a wand or a costume... No I get a maid. And an aloof but loyal Lucifer and a perverted, cross-dressing God. Where's the justice?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,611 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003
Yaoi Doki Game by PinkLemonade reviews
The hottest new electronic toy in Japan in the year 2021 is the Yaoi Doki Game, the creation of virtual seme and uke to interact in a world stimulated just like the original. Yume and her YDG uke, Yuki, set out to change the virtual YDG world forever.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,120 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Complete
Future In The Past by Aqua Wishes KiKi reviews
Three sisters are transported into the past...well they think it is the past anyways...There are kings and knights and...Hang On! Since when did the past have unicorns? COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,416 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 5/28/2003
Heaven's Call by Schu no ko reviews
Zak expected to be a great archer and live out his happy little life in his hometown. But on his first hunting expedition, his life is changed when he meets Morgan...Warning: Shonenai aka slash, yaoi, etc Update: COMPLETE!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 96,159 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Complete
ANGST by Molly-chan the AnimeGame fan reviews
ANGST is a club for Airy Neglected God Strayed Teens. Who joins the club? A pure human, a 1/3 Fox, two boy lovers, a midget fighter Earth element, and a half wolf. What chases them? Principal, Catholic nuns, sarcastic preps, and sometimes police...life ca
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003
Paper Dragon by Mistress of Matches reviews
[One Shot] Annette Thompson is sent in to assure that Cody, a young boy who can read minds, participates in government tests. Soon, a bond forms between the two, but when the people Cody tries to read begin dying, can Annette protect him from it all? R&R.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2003
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My True Love reviews
Love poem written one day when I was feeling unbelievably sappy, but it works and I like it. Hope you do as well!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/3/2004
Friendship reviews
This is a story that I wrote in a fit of outrage at the completely discrimanatory laws against gay marriage in the US. Please review and share your opinion!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/26/2004
Trapped reviews
This is a rather angsty poem that I wrote a while back, it involves a falcon... Thank you for remembering to review!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/26/2004
Emille reviews
Emille & Co. take on an evil sorcerer and the duke's mind-controlled sister. Hmmm... got any popcorn? R/R please!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003
Insanity and Dares Reign Supreme reviews
(one-shot) What happens when you take five people with good imaginations, a dare, and a people-filled corn maze? This story, that’s what. Please read and review!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/26/2003
Temple reviews
(one-shot) A woman goes into a temple...
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/19/2003