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Author has written 150 stories for Humor, General, Horror, Action, Romance, Thriller, Biography, Essay, Young Adult, General, Life, Family, Humor, Haiku, Work, Song, Supernatural, Spiritual, War, Mystery, and Fantasy.

I suppose this is where I write something about me in the hope that it makes people want to read my stuff. So here goes:

I'm male, 40, so I guess quite a lot older than most people on here! I am originally from England but have been living in Prague for most of the last five years, with a hiatus in Greece for a while as I managed to find a girl who actually liked me for longer than usual!. At one point I was an extremely prolific writer, but then life kind of got in the way so I haven't been around much for the last, erm, 5 years or so! Still, I am starting to get back into the swing of things, and have just started writing my first novel, Stations of Death, which I was hoping to be able to update on a daily basis, before getting distracted with some other things.

My update schedule can be helped greatly by people actually taking the time to read my stuff and letting me know what they think, as if I know there is someone out there then the chances of me being inspired to write increase exponentially! I will also post other stories as and when my plot bunny allows me to write them!

If you get bored with my stuff, check out my two friends;

kelliebabes406 and Gi99les

Or any of the stuff on my favorites list. It's all good, although some of it is good in a different way than other stuff. Or something like that!

Happy Reading

Spawny

One, final thing. Like everyone, I occasionally succumb to typos. However, as stated below, this doesn't matter. So please dont pull me up about it. I know when I get hit by a typo already!!

Read statement below.

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the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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In other words...typos are not important!

Spawny

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The Art of Love Letters by Thetis of White Isle reviews
Miranda plots her rival's humiliation, but what should happen when something genuine emerges from the farce? She is forced to confront the price of popularity and what it really means to be a friend. Revised.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 5/22/2008
The 39 by aprocne reviews
Vignettes of my experiences on the 39 bus. Momentary bonds, snap judgments and characters
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010
Two Grand by BreeJalil reviews
TWA - Girl Power Challenge. It's about a stripper but is very different than what I normally write. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Crushed by BreeJalil reviews
Inspired by Romeo and Juliet, Sleeping Beauty and a little personal experience. Enjoy. one-shot Written for The Write Away: Happily Never After Challenge
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Complete
More Than You Know by ColdCoffeeEyes25 reviews
She's an incognito pop star trying to break away from her white-supremacist family while fighting off paparazzi, homesickness and forbidden romantic feelings that could sever her family ties once and for all. T for adult themes and femmeslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 114,005 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
I’m in Love with a KissWhore by Emedea reviews
“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Glass Slippers by An Inside Joke reviews
Yet another retelling of the Cinderella story. I know it's not the most original concept, but I thought it would be fun to explore these charecters again.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Storybook of Strange by invisible.writer reviews
Halloween never seemed so strange. A story you should never read just before bed...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005
One More Compromise by An Inside Joke reviews
Traces the story of four people who try to make it big in Hollywood.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Genesis by Alankria reviews
Said the snake to Eve, I was created by a different God on a different world... the fruit of the Tree will grant you knowledge of all I have told you and more. Short story.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
We Shall Remember Them by CeCe Sparrow reviews
(Written for school, we were given the opening lines and had to carry on) With her boyfriend fighting in Iraq, Lisa remembers her great-grandmother's tragic tale of love and war, and fears her story shall end the same...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2006
The Not So Lesbian Life of Laura by CeCe Sparrow reviews
At 23, Laura thinks she has things pretty much sorted. That is until her best mate comes out to her, and then sets about to convince Laura of her own sexuality... it seems Laura is the only one who believes she is not actually a lesbian.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 5/7/2004
Waiting by Seras Nova reviews
Another growing up and losing innocence poem..not like you haven't seen enough of those. What can one more hurt? Enjoy! .
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005
Liv and Damien by ski1118 reviews
What happens when the only person you suddenly want is the one you've been arguing with since you were six? One school play turns both their worlds upside down and changes everything they thought they knew/felt about each other. Written from both POV's.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 167,903 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/15/2003
Rosewood Academy by love-me-for-life reviews
Christina is forced to attend Rosewood Academy in her senior year of high school. While there she comes across a lesbian Headmistress, bitchy classmates, and an awesome roommate. Rated R for possible lesbian sex scenes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,029 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004
Jonathan by Soleil Antoinette reviews
-COMPLETE- A widowed wife is given a message from her supposedly deceased husband...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005
The Power of Written Word by Frodo reviews
Ethan, a twenty-three year old frontman for an unnamed band, comes to visit his sister and her little girl. This short story is essentially about writing (and music) and how it affects us. PG-13 for some some talk about suicide.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2005
Choices by kelliebabes406 reviews
Last week I split up with my boyfriend of three years. I wrote this to try to explain to him what the reasons were. R+R PLEASE!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004
Breaking Up The Friendship by derelic reviews
A sort of monologue of a young girl struggling to figure out what she means to her friend, f/f
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004
Suicide is dangerous by kelliebabes406 reviews
Ever wondered what it feels like to walk in on someone you love trying to kill themselves? Well now you don't have to wonder any more. R+R PLEASE!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004
The terror lives on by ColdFrost reviews
A girl is taken hostage and the ransom is something her country, and her father, will never give up. Based on terrorism + war in Iraq
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2004
I've often wondered by ColdFrost reviews
How do you accept something so unexpected? Even a year on somethings are still haunting. (Contain death/suicide) please r&r
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004
The Guillotine by G199LES reviews
Picture the scene...A medieval town square, hoards of jeering commoners, and all eyes are focused on the lethal machine that brings justice...Rated for references, reviews appreciated
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004
Gia theory by Twisted makeral reviews
Based on the Gia theory. A little story about the events of the last and future millions of years in the solar system.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2003
I Don't Like Mondays by James Jago reviews
My first and probably only songfic. Written after my girlfriend left me. There was, thankfully, a happy ending to this (see reviews).
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 7/18/2003
The Ghost by SkippyJo reviews
Two girls are involved in a car crash, and when Charlotte finds that Jen is dead, she doesn't know how she'll cope. But Jen is trying to contact Charlotte, to tell her something that Charlotte won't believe...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2003
Stupidity Must Be Some Kind of Chronic Illness by Radyn reviews
Puberty does strange and mystifying things to teenagers, the least of which is dropping your intelligence to that of a tree stump. Why does this happen? Probably due to the bad chemicals. Rantish satire.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2003
Betrayed by Diana Shore reviews
A woman is cheated on by her husband. Will he survive the consequences of his actions?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2003
A Journal Of Us by Frodo reviews
Fully Titled: A Journal Of Us: A Little Bit of Insanity At Every Time Interval... Special Singapore Edition. This is a Journal of my and my friend's trip to Singapore. Full of insanity. Read for a laugh or seven. R/R
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2003
Make Me Bad by Just Like You Imagined reviews
A girl with a bad past is sent away by her parents. She goes through a lot of trauma and is left in utter confusion doing things she would soon regret. The story is actually a bit better than the summary implies.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,771 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Sea Foam Green by ShadowGal reviews
We start with Acacia, stereotypical teenage goth girl. Add Bliss, the wild punk-ish girl, to her life, then sit back and watch what happens. Yuri, shoujo-ai, fem-slash, femmeslash, f/f, whatever you want to call it. No homophobic readers, please. WIP
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,916 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2002
Stephen Dies by Stephentchel reviews
This rather mean-spirited comment on religion finds your humble author at the gates of Heaven, where an unusual situation causes St. Peter to take him to see God for help.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/8/2002
Distant Visions by Stephentchel reviews
When Mike begins seeing strange visions during a trip to an old mansion for a "good, old-fashioned Christmas," he realizes those visions are trying to warn him of a tragic accident from a Christmas long ago.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2001 - Published: 6/11/2001
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A Week of Tearing Up reviews
Written for my writers group in Prague, the title was the challenge, and we had to write a story based around that phrase. My first story in quite a while after ridiculous writers block, so I hope you enjoy it :- Reviews get replies
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
The Last Great Rock and Roll Band
Follow one mans journey as he travels all over Spain following the last great rock and roll band around on tour. Everything you read here is completely factual. One shot, reviews get replies
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,870 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
The Wizards Brother reviews
An Elf and a Wizard hunt for a mythical object in a late night cemetary. Reviews get replies
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Complete
The Morning After reviews
A lighthearted look at the potential consequences of drinking too much. Reviews get replies, so please let me know what you think!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Stations of Death reviews
I could feel adrenalin coursing through my veins as I walked along the platform, scanning for the police officers that I knew would be in the station somewhere. In just seconds it would be time to pick out my next victim. Please Review! Rated for content
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010
The Bitter Hopes of Spring
After a harsh winter, four survivors set out looking for others in the hopes of finding safety in greater numbers. One shot. Reviews will receive replies.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
The Chief Chancer
He seemed like a nice guy when I met him. Such a nice guy in fact, that I came to consider him a friend. Now I don't know who I am more annoyed at. Him for letting me down, or me for allowing him to. Reviews get replies!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Operation: Anthropoid
In 1942, Czech paratroopers carried out the audacious assassination of the man Hitler had earmarked as his successor, Reinhard Heydrich. This is the story of that attack and its aftermath. Reviews will receive replies. Rated for possible later content.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,315 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010
Why Voting is Pointless reviews
Personally, I think voting is absolutely pointless to the average man and woman on the street, and here I take a few moments to try to explain why I feel like this.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter: The Truth reviews
I have always felt that there was something not quite right about the whole Harry Potter thing. And this is my attempt to explain my feelings on the subject. Reviews will receive replies.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Another Week of Madness
Follow our crazed hero as he sets off on another mad-cap trip around Europe. Only this time, he is not alone! Reviews will receive replies!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,551 - Published: 11/21/2010
A Week of Madness reviews
A true and accurate account of one man’s mission to watch some of the highest quality live music ever witnessed by humankind in the entire history of the world. Or something like that. RR PLEASE!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2007
A European Adventure reviews
A mostly factual account of a young mans travels around Europe. Reviews will be returned! Finally completed!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Duncan the Snail and the Confused Cock
The intrepid account of an Englishman hitch-hiking in Croatia
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,693 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
Why I Love America reviews
An essay detailing all the things I, as a European, and everyone else in the world, should love about America. Beware: EXTREME IRONY ALERT! Do not read if easily offended or if you are a red-neck! Rated for certain phrases!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Malice And Vomit reviews
Malice, an evil inventor with a home chemistry set and a desire to travel the universe and meet that cool Darth Vader bloke off the telly. Vomit, his trusty sidekick with a mind of his own. Some jokes only really relevant to UK people. Reviews get replies
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/21/2003
The Big C reviews
A young man battles with cancer, and a horrific attack on his girlfriend by a work colleague. Rated for references at the moment. Chapter 6 Now Up! Reviews will receive replies!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 2/8/2004
Resistance
A Jewish boy becomes a man fighting the Nazi's in World War 2 Czechoslovakia. Rated for later references. Review and let me know where I am going wrong/right!
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,104 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
Don't Cry Songfic
A relationship break up told from the point of view of both parties, with a little unofficial help from Guns n Roses, and some general comments on relationships thrown in for good measure! Reviews will receive replies. Many thanks
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
THE RAPIST reviews
A rare poem from me. The title should kind of give you an idea of what it's about, but beware! Like many of the things I write, all may not be quite as it seems! You may want to read the last line a couple of times to understand it! Reviews always welcome
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Purple Stain
I guess this is what happens when a weird mind like mine mixes Prince and Ribena! Apologies in advance to both corporations, this is a song parody. Nothing more and nothing less than that. R R anyway please!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
The Confession
A man confesses to a horrific crime. But is everything as it seems? R R Please
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
The Donation
A business deal. Nothing more, nothing less. Yet there seems to be something a little strange about this one. Or is there? R R Please
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Taken reviews
A guy chasing a blonde and a red-head with only one thing in mind...they will be his!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/21/2003
For The Ninety Six reviews
On 15th April 1989, 96 people died at a football match. Twenty years on, I wrote a poem about it. R&R Please
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Tin Man and the Great American Dream
For all those people who never wanted to know what happened when I went hitch-hiking around America back in 1999/2000
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
TYRONE AND THE CATFISHERMAN reviews
A rather strange tale involving someone who feeds people to fish, amongst other, more traditional type characters.....
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
CASTLE ROCKS CANCER reviews
A poem written to commemorate a charity event I put on in my pub with 20 bands playing. Rated for one single word in it! RR PLEASE!
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Drunken Poetry reviews
Take a surreal writer, add vodka, mix, and serve! Or something like that! Yes, I was drunk when I wrote these, no, I don't apologise for it! Don't expect classic literature! RR anyway please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Heaven and Hell reviews
What would you do if you were given a choice of where you wanted to spend eternity? Would you pick Heaven, or would you pick Hell? Rated just in case.....RR PLEASE!
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007
The Locked Room reviews
There's a body in a coffin, and its been prepared for burial. Only problem is, the body is a murder victim and the coffin was discovered in a locked room. Can the police work out what's going on? Rated for possible later content. RR PLEASE!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007
Degrees of Separation reviews
Can an event years ago and thousands of miles away, of which noone has any knowledge of, be the prelude to the tragedy that is about to unfold? Full summary inside. Rated for possible content. RR PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007
Vengeance is Mine reviews
A young man constantly finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time when terrorists attack. Then he is given a chance of revenge. Rated for later violence and adult scenes. RR PLEASE!
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
Axe Murderer reviews
I have a theory that axe murderers do not really exist. This explains why. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/25/2006
Champions of Europe!
This is a diary of my trip to watch Liverpool win the Champions League Final in Istanbul in 2005. Reviews get replies!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,299 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Celestial Chess reviews
A dark vision of a not too distant future. Or something like that. Rated for whatever comes later that could well be nasty!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006
Funeral Speech reviews
This is the speech I made a few days ago at my mothers funeral. It got a good reception so I decided to upload it here.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/6/2006
You Don't Know reviews
My mother is dying of cancer. This is how I feel about her right now. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006
Cops and Doggers reviews
Trying to write something new. A drunken cop is called out the the scene of a brutal double murder. Early days, much more to come later. Rated for language and references to come. R+R Please!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006
Valentines Meal reviews
A man meets his girlfriend for a meal on Valentines day, and has a question to ask. Awww...I'm getting soppy in my old age! Or am I?...R+R Please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/23/2006
The Hunter reviews
The hunt is over, and now it's time to feed. But what kind of creature are we dealing with? Rated for references. R+R Please!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006
Because of Poo reviews
So I got bored and decided to re-write a Kelly Clarkson song. Rated for mild references. R+R Please!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2006
Skaters, Vodka, and Friendship reviews
I'm going through a pretty tough time mentally right now, and thought it might help getting the way I feel written down. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2006
Broken Me, Broken World reviews
This is about how the human race is inherently stupid, and yet, this stupidity is actually what makes us so special. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2006
To Kill Her reviews
A re-write of an old Terrorvision song called Tequila, not suitable for young people, extremely bad taste! R+R PLEASE!
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/5/2006
The Reaper reviews
A short musing on life in general, and how events are constantly occuring which we ignore until they happen to us.Better than the summary suggests I promise! R+R PLEASE!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2005
The Brain Invaders reviews
This is what happens to my mind when I stop drinking! The end of the world as we know it is nigh, and it hasn't come from the direction we expected! Rated for references and mild language. Better than the title suggests! R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005
Profundity is Overrated reviews
Mix a 32 year old bloke, wheelchair pushing in Prague, Czech beer at 3am, and a mobile phone, and this is what you get! R+R PLEASE!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2005
Platform Tickets reviews
A serial killer is interviewed and tries to explain the reasons behind the killings. Some graphic content, mainly references only. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005
Without A Leg To Stand On reviews
6 years ago he had his legs amputated. He's still trying to come to terms with things. Rated for references. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005
The Tunnel of Death reviews
This was inspired by a visit to a Second World War Gestapo prison, and in particular a dark and nasty tunnel leading to the place of execution. Not for the faint-hearted. R+R PLEASE!
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005
A Drunkards Holiday reviews
This is a diary type tale of a holiday I took over the Christmas and New Year period. Rated for alcohol abuse references. KIDS: DON'T TRY TO RECREATE THE EVENTS MENTIONED IN THIS TALE. IT WILL SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH/SANITY! R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,823 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005
The Cavalier reviews
A 60 year old man reminisces as he prepares to leave the only home he has ever known. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2005
Donors reviews
Today I did my tri-monthly good dead and gave blood. Whilst there I had an idea for a story, and this is it. Personally I quite like it, but then, I would of course! This is the story of a couple meeting at a blood donor centre. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/10/2005
The Slippery Path reviews
It's competition entry time again! The first sentance is provided, then I have a 750 word limit. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/8/2005
Hijacking reviews
A call is received detailing a plane about to be attacked by terrorists. Security is stepped up, but will it be enough? R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004
My Fatal Flaw reviews
Not sure this is in the right category. Anyway, the world is burning after the nuclear holocaust we all dread finally occurs, and the party responsible wants to write a letter to say sorry...R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/13/2004
Hallowed Be Thy Name reviews
Inspired by the Iron Maiden song of the same name. The final thoughts of a condemned man. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/10/2004
Run To The Hills reviews
A tale of a Native American tribe being attacked by white settlers. Rated for references. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004
The Crying Cow reviews
Another competition entry by me. The first line is supplied, and I have a 750 word limit. " Jo wasn't looking forward to being the rear end of a tap-dancing pantomime cow again..." R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/3/2004
A Unique Mind reviews
Not sure of the title or category with this yet. Imagine if you woke up one day and anything you said, anything you thought, anything you wrote, instantly became reality. How would you cope? What would you do? More to come later. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2004
The Day My Marriage Ended reviews
I remember with real clarity the day my marriage broke up...this story contains references to incest. Do not read if easily offended. For the record, this is fiction, I've never even been married. Rated for references and subject matter. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2004
Hit and Run reviews
A driver runs over a small child, but he can't stop, as he has an important appointment to attend. Rated for mild language. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2004
Internet Grooming The Flip Side reviews
Am I alone in wanting to know why every time I'm on-line I get messages from young girls asking me if I want to chat? Why is this happening? R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/16/2004
Stan reviews
This wont mean anything to most people, but its a tongue in cheek look at the last few months of Stan Collymore's football career. Apologies to Eminem, rated for language. R+R PLEASE!
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/14/2004
Four More Years reviews
My views on the result of the American election. I figure I waited long enough and people are probably wondering where I am by now! R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest reviews
This is kind of a Beavis and Butthead style parody, based on some idiotic morons I've recently had the misfortune to run into on-line. Rated for references mainly, although the language may get bad later. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 11/11/2004
Diary of a Parking Enforcement Anarchist reviews
A while back I was told I had no future with the comany I work for, and since then have been working to ensure the comany has no future. This is my diary of events to date. This may be continued later on, depending on events. Rated for mild language. R+R
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 9/4/2004
Walking The Dog reviews
It's a new month, and a new competition entry. I was given the first line of this and had to complete a story in 750 words or less. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/9/2004
Pool Team Anthem aka Haven't Got A Prayer reviews
This is something I wrote a few years ago to the tune of Bon Jovi's 'Livin On A Prayer' song for my pool team. Let me know what you think. Rated for language
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004
Time For Change reviews
In a couple of weeks America goes to the polls to decide who is going to become President. This is my opinion on the election.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/25/2004
The Swans Nest reviews
It's that time of month where I do my competition entry thing again. The first line is provided, and I have a limit of 750 words. Let me know what you think. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/5/2004
In The Prescence Of Greatness reviews
On Saturday I was fortunate enough to meet one of my heroes. This will tell you all about it. I still really suck at poetry though! R+R PLEASE
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/27/2004
The Stress of In The City reviews
I've been put in charge of organising a bit of a music festival in the pub I live in this weekend. Which, as anyone who has ever seen me attemt to organise anything will tell you, is clearly a very foolish thing to do. Anyway, this is all about my attempt
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004
Old Albert reviews
Another one of those competition entries where I was given the first line and had to take it from there. I'm actually quite proud of this one, which means it probably sucks! Anyway, R+R PLEASE
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2004
Waiting For Rooney reviews
Transfer deadline day, and reporters are all over the place hoping for a scoop. But what if there was a player who was known to like prostitutes? And what if a reporter waited outside a brothel on the off-chance said player arrived? R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/31/2004
Beat It reviews
I decided to re-write the Michael Jackson classic, Beat It, taking into account current allegations. DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED. Reviews, as ever, will be greatly appreciated.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/31/2004
Being Cool Is Easy reviews
I think the title sums it up. All about how easy it is to become cool. Rated for use of abusive words/phrases. R+R PLEASE
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/14/2004
Comfort Zone reviews
Some people go through life settling for what they have, and never even bother to strain to achieve what they want...R+R PLEASE
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
Abortion Right or Wrong? reviews
I think the title says it all. An essay on whether abortion is right or wrong. Rated for references. Intelligent flames more than welcome. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8/3/2004
Sunday Afternoon Drive reviews
It started off as nothing more than a leisurely Sunday afternoon drive...R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/2/2004
Diarrhoea Moustache reviews
A friend gave me the first two words and the last two words of a story, and challenged me to write the rest. This is the end result of the challenge. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/2/2004
November Rain reviews
I havn't written a song-fic for a while, and circumstances being what they are in my life at the moment this one just flowed off the page. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/31/2004
Sorry About The Coffe Stains reviews
This is the result of a challenge laid down by a friend of mine, who supplied the first line and wanted me to make that into a story. Rated for references. As always, R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/27/2004
Obsession reviews
Dont ask me where this came from cos I just dont know. A guy sees a girl in a bar...over and over again! R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003
Who's The Boss? reviews
This is the tale of a nasty experience I had at work a few weeks ago. At least, it could have been nasty if I hadn't been so lucky. Rated for language. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/10/2004
Rebecca reviews
It was only after she clicked on 'send' that Rebecca realised what she'd done...R+R PLEASE
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/8/2004
Smoking Ban Right or Wrong? reviews
Well, as the debate rages on, and the Government look to be seriously considering banning smoking in public places, I figured I should have my say. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/5/2004
A Rather Annoying Poem reviews
I realised, quite suddenly, that I hadn't written anything extremely stupid and pointless recently. Well, I have now. R+R PLEASE
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/30/2004
An Essay On Obesity reviews
So, there's a debate raging about obesity, and who's to blame. This is my view on the issue. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/29/2004
An Essay On Racism reviews
I keep finding myself in discussions on racism, so figured I may as well write an essay about it. Rated for swearing and racist language. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6/14/2004
The LidLess Eye reviews
I wrote this for a competiton, and figured I may as well put it on here too. Rated for references, and I don't need anyone to tell me the title sucks! R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/3/2004
I Hate Umbrellas reviews
Exactly what it says it is. I hate umbrellas, and inside it explains why. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/28/2004
Middle East Discussions reviews
So, I've been communicating with a friend about the issue's of Israel and Iraqi prisoner abuse. And this is the result. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 5/20/2004
Ruminations on Special Creatures Apparently reviews
So, I was at work, and I saw a Guide Dog leading it's blind owner to who knows where. And I got thinking. And this happened. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/19/2004
Family Portrait reviews
Those of you who have chatted with me on-line may be aware of a character in my life known as the Evil Step Dad. Well, this is all about why I consider him evil. Rated for references. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2004
Allegations Of Torture reviews
So, now there are stories and photgraphs and even video footage of American and British troops torturing and abusing Iraqi's. What the hell is going on over there, and why? Rated for references and language. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/6/2004
Conspiracy Theory reviews
I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I seem to have a habit of waking up with them. This explains why. Rated for mild references. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4/25/2004
Shafted reviews
So, work sucks. This is why it's a four letter word, like most other swear words seem to be. On the plus side, you don't have to work where I do! Rated for language. R+R PLEASE
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/15/2004
An Iraqi's Tale reviews
So what has it been like to be an Iraqi for the last year or so? Maybe something like this, maybe not. Rated for references, and not sure if I have it in the right category. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/14/2004
A Day In The Hills reviews
I went snowboarding today. This is my attempt to describe how the day went. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2004
Brothers In Arms reviews
So I'm on a roll on the whole writing stories to songs thing. Three in as many days. Anyway, this is my take on what it was like to go over the border into Iraq. All complete fiction of course, but I kind of like how it came out. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
Don't Cry reviews
Okay, on today's menu we have an all time Guns N Roses classic, an even more twisted than usual mind, and a few spare minutes. I think I may be going insane! R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/26/2004
Janie's Got A Gun reviews
Take a famous Aerosmith song, a warped imagination, and a spare fifteen minutes, and this is what you get. Rated for references. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2004
The Prize reviews
So I played an important pool match last night. And this is the story of how it all unfolded. Or something like that! R+R PLEASE
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2004
A Typical Day In The Life Of A Traffic Warden reviews
So I was at work, hunting around for people to inflict pain, misery and untold suffering on. Or failing that, parking fines. And I came up with this. R+R PLEASE
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/21/2004
America The Greatest Country In The World? reviews
So this is my response to all the America Is Great essays. I've no doubt I'll get stick from the usual people over it. But hey, free speech and freedom of opinion and all that! R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004
Sisters Don't You Just Gotta Love Them? reviews
A story of abuse suffered at the hands of a family member. Nothing really graphic in here but rated for references. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2004
England The Greatest Country In The World AS IF! reviews
So I explained already why I don't think America is the greatest place in the world. Which apparently means I must think England is. Well, this is my opinion on that one as well. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2004
Bomb Damaged Lager reviews
On 15th June, 1996, the IRA blew Manchester apart. This is my account of that day. R+R Please
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004
Introduction To Insanity reviews
So, I finally updated this one. Now it's down to YOU to R+R it so I know where to go next. Well go on then, what are you waiting for?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 9/11/2003
Justification Of War reviews
So Saddam's been caught, and still no WMD. So what really happened to them? And why did we really go to war?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1/8/2004
Vengeance reviews
Could it be possible that occasionally, just occasionally, murder could be justified?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2004
A Brief Glimpse reviews
Something I thought up today after spotting my soon to be girlfriend driving home from work. Or something like that. R+R PLEASE
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003
Death Train reviews
A guy gets on a train, and all of a sudden he finds himself all alone with only the guard for company. NOW COMPLETE!. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 11/29/2003
The Chair reviews
The how of why this was written is extremely spooky. To me anyway. Explanation inside. R+R PLEASE
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2003
England World Champions reviews
So. England won the Rugby World Cup. This is my account of some of the emotions I went through during the game. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/28/2003
Why Do I Write So Much? reviews
So, I was asked the question, and decided to try and answer it. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/28/2003
One Good Cigarette reviews
Everyone knows cigarettes are bad for you by now. But maybe the odd one can actually improve your life. All will be explained inside. R+R Please
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2003
Life's A Bitch reviews
A tale of a life gone wrong, and the struggle to rebuild it. Or something like that. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/17/2003
The Page reviews
So, there I was. A new notepad. The first page. The challenge begins. Time to start writing. This is what happened. R+R PLEASE
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2003
My Pathetic Attempts At Haiku reviews
Exactly as the title says. R+R PLEASE
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/11/2003
The Final Word reviews
A final letter from someone on Death Row. Rated for references to sexual abuse.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/11/2003
Men Think About Sex, But Function Anyway How? reviews
A brief explanation of how men manage to function despite apparently never thinking about anything but sex. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2003
Time reviews
A brief look at the way time works. R+R PLEASE!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/20/2003
A Mouse Tale reviews
Okay, this was funny when I thought of it at stupid o clock in the morning after overdosing on Guinness. I still think its funny! Like almost all my poetry, NOT to be taken seriously! R+R PLEASE
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/20/2003
Mobile Consequences reviews
A man walks around his house. He cant hear anything. He's worried. Which is nothing compared to how he'll feel when his memory returns. R+R PLEASE
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/18/2003
Store Attack reviews
The titles rubbish, but the best I can think of right now. Anyway, summary is simple, a woman is attacked as she locks up a store. R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/18/2003
An Addicts Tale reviews
Before people start offering counselling and stuff, the only drug I ever take is Guinness! This is PURE FICTION! Let me know what you think though, as I think it serves as a pretty good warning to people! R+R PLEASE!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/18/2003
What A Wonderful World Part 2 reviews
Basically a reply to some of the criticism over my first essay. Trying to give a better idea where I'm coming from. R+R Please
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/9/2003
Jess reviews
About a girl I met a while ago. And what I learnt from meeting her. R+R Please
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2003
What A Wonderful World reviews
I have a feeling I may get a lot of abuse over this one, but I dont care. If your American, you probably wont like what I have to say very much. I just hope you at least read it and think about it. Flames more than welcome, as long as they are informed an
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2003
My Old Friend Stoli reviews
This is dedicated to my oldest and best friend, Stoli. Thats Stolichanaya the vodka by the way
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/9/2003
Untitled As Yet reviews
The only title I can think of for this one kind of gives the punch-line away, so let me know if you can think of one!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/8/2003
Funny Reviews reviews
If you've ever had the misfortune of me reading your work, you've probably recieved one of my nonsensical reviews. If you haven't, the best of them are all here!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2003
Too Young reviews
NEWS FLASH. This poem may be about to be PUBLISHED in a book in the USA. Further details as I get them. A friends 17 year old niece just announced she was pregnant. So I wrote this on the spur of the moment, like I do all the time! R+R Please
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8/21/2003
A Day At The Football reviews
The new seasons upon us, and this is the story of me going to the first game of the season. Rated for mild language
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/19/2003
Ode To Frog reviews
The title kinda says it all I think. Please dont take it too seriously! Rated for the ending..just in case
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/18/2003
For My Little Brother reviews
A message to my brother, and also to my dad. R+R PLEASE. I need to know what people think of this
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003
You'll Never Walk Alone reviews
This is for the 96, all will be exlained inside. R+R PLEASE as I only just started on the whole poetry thing and need to know what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003
A Walk By The River reviews
Anyone who doesn't like this...blame Frodo...she's the one who got me interested in poetry all of a sudden! Great work by the way girl!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/18/2003
A Fivers Tale reviews
The life story of a bank note> Weird I know, but please R&R. This story now in chapters to make it easier for you to get through it all!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2003
First Time reviews
This is pure fiction...and I dont know where it came from. Its about a guys first gay experience. R&R please as its not my normal kind of writing and I'm curious about what you think
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003
Kutna Hora reviews
This is about a small church in the Czech republic that I visited earlier this year. Please read and review
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/3/2003
My Life Is Shit reviews
Sorta kinda semi autobiographical. I'll leave it to you to work out which parts are real and which are my imagination! R&R please!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/29/2003
I Know I Loved Her reviews
A story of unrequited love...so unrequited, I doubt she even remembers me!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2003
Alone With The Deer reviews
A tent, 2 friends, and a family of deer walking by. R&R please
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2003
Doctor reviews
So what do you go through mentally when your at deaths door? I have no idea to be honest, but maybe its something like this
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2003
Bus Journey To Hell reviews
Its a day like any other, and a bus journey like any other, till the psycho gets on the bus!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2003
Death Row reviews
He's sat on Death Row and about to start his final journey. Seems he might have other plans though! R&R please
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2003