Pinkaminga
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Joined 07-23-03, id: 366549
Author has written 31 stories for Humor, School, Friendship, Life, Politics, Fantasy, and Biography.

I'm in my first year of university, and I'd like to say that I'll write lots of profound, grown-up things. But that probably isn't going to happen. I've been posting on here for what...three, four years? And the majority of my stuff is still poetry about very silly things. Silly, wonderful, ungrownup things.

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How It Breaks Down
A reflection on my frustration processes, and how I sound a bit mad, when I think about it.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Published: 8/20/2006
Mr Shizzle's Hat Parade reviews
The lengths a cool old man will persue to help a little boy retrieve his sombrero, and save a town from lameness.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
Worthwhile Whingings reviews
Writer's block+due date=this
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006
The Hinkypunk reviews
The wispy lantern-carrier leads yet another unwary traveller to her sudden, soggy demise.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005
Problematic reviews
If all the raindrops were lollipops and gumdrops, oh what a rain it would be.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2005
Raindance reviews
Hurricane leftovers and what we did with them.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2005
Raiment reviews
I was looking at a basket of unwashed clothes...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/3/2005
Equation Desperation reviews
Exam-time for Math-hater-girl.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/5/2005
Jill's Gruesome Mistake reviews
An unexperienced chef tries to make chocolate cake, with dire results.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2005
Upstream Fish Can't Clean My Hole reviews
She was having button-piercing problems, but where was Tim?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2005
Dear Jerkface: Don't Eat That reviews
A bitter girl employs unusual means to kill her ex, and then gets cold feet.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004
Muffins reviews
what extremes would you go to for the ultimate golden treat?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/6/2004
SinkDweller reviews
she lives in a sink. she was in denial at first, but at last, she came to terms..
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2004
Megan's Ass reviews
an endearing, much-embellished tribute to my friend, and her greatest asset.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2004
The GrapeSavior reviews
a vivacious young girl saves the world from a disease, is coruputed, and is ultimately redeemed by a grape. there you go.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/3/2004
Nico's Song reviews
A fond ode to the voracious appetite of a dear friend.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/3/2004
Lola's Revenge reviews
Boy meets girl, boy jerks girl around, girl finds OTHER boys...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/5/2003
the rantings of a thoroughly distracted girl reviews
every little thing that pops into my head...youpi
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2003
Pellucid Ponderings reviews
pellucid: admitting the passage of light; transparent or translucent
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/19/2003
Jeremiad of SelfLoathing reviews
Not my usual, the product of french class...how could it not be unhappy?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2003
Soliloquy for a Goth Poser reviews
the title says it all...just a random spit of rhyme, i will probably add on to it one day.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2003
I Breathed My Last In Math Class reviews
A girl dies of thirst, at the hands of a cruel Math teacher.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2003
Lunchtime's End reviews
The tribulations of a freshman in a really big school.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2003
On a Nibbley Morn 2: On A Pastry Eve reviews
Back by popular demand, the further adventures of the Lemur Bucket Crew!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2003
Chainedup Schoolgirl reviews
Cynical girl hates school, and views it as utterly pointless. How original:P
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2003
A Clay Girl's Views On Life reviews
A poem about a clay girl who loses hope in humanity. A bit more mushy than I intended, but there you are.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2003
On a Nibbley Morn reviews
A poem about a girl, a lemur, and their many fast-paced adventures.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2003
The Oddysey of Queer Joe reviews
A longish poem about an emotionally abused flamingo.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2003
Lennon Did It, So Can You reviews
My drug poem. Simplle as that.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/23/2003
Don't Make me Write An Essay reviews
A poetic anthem for rebellious english students everywhere! (Or melodramatic lazy-asses, take your pick.)
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2003
ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK reviews
The product of my whimsical, violent, charming nature.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2003