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Joined 07-30-03, id: 367270
Author has written 21 stories for Family, Love, Romance, Humor, War, Essay, Biography, Nature, Horror, School, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Mystery, and Haiku.
Some people genuinely annoy me. If I say I hate someone or something, don't get all preachy and try to convince me otherwise.

I hate:
My old speech teacher.
About 35% of my family members.
stupid f*ing morons.
The sun.
Conselors messing up my schedule.
Teachers who make up or arbitarily enforce rules for the sake of getting students they don't like in trouble.
dress codes.
alarm clocks.
know-it-alls.
dull knives.
cars.
The fashion police.
being 15.
living at my house.
Most preps.
lawn mowers.
Feeling alone while surrounded by people.
vending machines that steal my money.
people who like to say that Yu-Gi-Oh is evil.
Bad grades.
Teachers that give bad grades to students who work hard to learn the crap that they dish out.
Telemarketers.
Drinking sodas that have gone flat.
Mint-chocolate flavor anything.
patriotic songs.
The Nick Jr. show: "Face".
stretch marks.
algebra.
P.E.
ripped pants.
Willie Hafford.
Washing dishes at work.
people turning off the lights while I'm still in the room.

The list goes on.

The meaning of life is the key of A minor. Don'tcha think?

Hey, by the way, I just wanted to say to you all: if life gives you lemons, take a cold shower. If fanfiction gives you lemons, talk to the author before you report them!

I speak from my soul.
So when you say you like my writing.
You say something very special.

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The Magus0 Complaint Book by Urto reviews
An In-working book of complaints about...uuh...stuff. I'm yet to get a bad review on this, so it must be better than your standard reality-like stuff! Please R&R! It's my most popular work!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 10/4/2003
Why do people stay in violent situations? by JulieCranford-YouLoveMeDontYou reviews
This is a VERY short essay kind of thing.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2004
Snowland by SktBrdGrl101 reviews
This is an all new cartoon show I made up, please review!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 1/31/2003
America The Greatest Country In The World? by SpawnMeister666 reviews
So this is my response to all the America Is Great essays. I've no doubt I'll get stick from the usual people over it. But hey, free speech and freedom of opinion and all that! R+R PLEASE
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004
Hear Me Out by Aposhi Enae reviews
This one is really heart felt. Of course the fact that the person I wrote this for and I aren't friends anymore eliminates the whole point of this poem, but enjoy it anyway!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2003
Grandfatherly Advice by Simon Psyc reviews
A teenage boy is visited in the middle of the night by his dead grandparents. And they have some rather. . . interesting advice for him. R&R&D (read and review and die)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003
Farnaal by Xaphania Russano-Goodier reviews
A Story of horror, based on a recurring nightmare from a few months ago.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 10/4/2003
Older One by Rose Yami Hikari reviews
The horrible feelings of a child in deep pain. What you feel when you have siblings and everything seems to go to hell.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2003
Aphotica II by trepidation reviews
a continuation of the bloodshed and massacre through different eyes and different times. Will a different girl make a different world?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2003
All Things Die by hateforfree reviews
Ever had one of those dreams you can't escape from?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2003
Butterfly by hateforfree reviews
Okay, this'uns got some ick factor. It's about...some girls. This is the unedited - the dialogue is stiff, but it's getting there. Reveiws are sorely needed.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2003
Attack of the Preps by Lort reviews
What happens when everyone's worst fear comes true? That's right! The preps have taken over!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2003
When Real Life is too Boring for Words by moska reviews
Read the damn thing if you are so curious
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003
How to get your fic read by Ghost in the Machine reviews
An essay about picking things to read and how to keep a reader once you've got him.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Complete
Aphotica by trepidation reviews
Into my dreams each night I venture into another body. I live as a series of abused and insane young girls, leaving a trail of blood in my wake. CH13 NOW UP! Finally...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
Cosmetic Surgery? my arse! by chocoholic reviews
A badly written (yay) essay about why I feel cosmetic surgery is an explotation of peoples insecuritys, the dangers involved, and why I would not recommend it to anybody. Please review! Peace
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2003
Gulf War Syndrome by Mouse1 reviews
What do you do when the economy goes into the toilet? Why start a war of course!
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2003
Fear of Sex is the Power of Rape by futurebird reviews
I am perplexed by the nearly hysterical reaction some people have to the idea of rape. I think that sexism is at the root of that fear.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2003
What Dreams May Come by FetishGoth reviews
Every childs worst nightmare (Or atleast it was mine)This is the start of a competition entry... Tell me if you want to know what happens next.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2003
Abortion Piece (Pro-Life) by miss toad reviews
Hrm. Its a Pro-life thing I did for last years English Class. It was supposed to be an essay, but I have nothing resembling such a format.. And it's in first person point of view of the baby. Give it a try?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2002
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The New Adventures of Mac and Sharp reviews
A collection of stories about the detectives of the Radar Detective Agency, then in chapters six and onward the inhabitants of the Angellus Errare Fortress. Rated M for violence.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 10/17/2005
Tumbleweed reviews
Someone is lost in a frightening place. They find that they belong nowhere. They can die and still not have a place. They are a tumbleweed.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 5/28/2005
Wardrobe Malfunction reviews
slowly ripping pants... inquire inside. XD
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/12/2005
Coming out of the closet
You can only come out of the closet once, right? That's what they're both hoping, but maybe that only goes for humans.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Published: 8/4/2005
Charlie
A girl named Alex stumbles into a group of radicals that swings the opposite direction of the radical, totalitarian, government. The other protagonist, Charlie, begrudingly lets Alex accompany her in a dangerous quest.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Published: 1/29/2005
Potential reviews
Some rather general thoughts. I don't think that I can tell you much more without giving it all away.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004
Dark Seed reviews
COMPLETE. Set in a faerieland. This is the short story of a doomed love, but a partially saved forest. The moral of the story is to trust people.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/10/2004
The brewing house reviews
There is a house, a normal house in the suburbs, and it has had enough... it's ready to attack.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003
Would ya miss? reviews
She yelled at me until I cried, but she didn't care, she just kept on yelling.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/15/2003
Choice Condition reviews
The best type of weather
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/9/2003
Escape into a Cold World reviews
A girl is kidnapped from her very own home! She finds out later that her captor is her very own astranged boyfriend!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2003
It seemed like a good idea at the time reviews
Second thoughts on peer pressure.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/8/2003
Is it a bond, or bondage? reviews
An analysis of mother-daughter bonds. I would love some constructive critiscism, or perhaps if you just want to add something, read and review.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/21/2003
Oh dear me! I am too FAT TO BE A MANAKIN! reviews
My mother thinks that I shall be "fat as a pig if I eat." I am 15, 5'6" and weigh about 120 pounds, is that truly unreasonable?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9/24/2003
Golden aged death reviews
just read it.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/25/2003
Idiots and Scissors: know how to use them reviews
What they say about idiots and scissors is true, it is all in knowing how to use them. This a story about fun with habenero peppers.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/23/2003
I refuse to take this back reviews
Re-uploaded to get rid of an obnoxious reviewer, I will not take back these statements.
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/3/2003
The Last of the Fairy Tale Endings reviews
A beautiful tale of two boys, two girls, and the memories that bond them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003
Stinky kitty! reviews
I'm comparing a certain male to a skunk.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/31/2003
The world may be my oyster, but I am not its pearl reviews
Tell me a story my love, who paints the wildflowers and lights the skies above?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/30/2003
The second to last hope reviews
Do you believe in aliens? Is there life afar? I need to feel some hope while I'm wishing on this star.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/30/2003