Author has written 8 stories for Love, Young Adult, Humor, Essay, Historical, and Romance. Greetings. Scottie is passed out cold right now from the bacardi, so ill be here for a little longer.I am liberal, anti-abortionist and pro choice (don't ask), an atheist, and i believe nobody has more business saying the word "nuclear" right than George W. Bush. God save our country. A/N i frequently make remarks such as "dear lord" or "oh dear god high in heaven" or other religious sayings. This comes from habit of hanging out w/ ppl who are religious and going to their church when sleeping over from sat - sun. I do realize i have no business saying such things, but if the president of the united states can mispronounce "nuclear" then i can become a minister if i want to. By the way, if anyone has a problem w/ my grammar or spelling, then they can just start building. My style of writing is very relaxed and choppy (because i stop typing sometimes to think about what im saying and then get a new idea. I then start typing about said new idea and completely chop off what i was just typing) Most of my stuff is kinda short, considering my social calendar(right there is a wonderful example of sarcasm). actually, most of my stuff is short bc i have a short attention span. Hence my inability to finish writing a book. I can read like the devil, but the whole long term writing subjects just makes me itch. school ain't so bad anymore... still is devilish, but hey! lets sing a irish drinking song and get over it. I will review the work of anyone that reviews mine. Out of common curtesey, unless you dont' want reviews. dont' puzzle me more than im puzzling my self. Quotes: "I'm not against half-naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be..." - Benny Hill "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." - Plato "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns "I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute." - Rebecca West "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". - Gandhi "The ultimate weakness of violence is that it's a descending spiral. Returning violence with more violence only multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." – Dr. King I have undying love for... soccer MY NEW PET PEEVE - those little *'s. and people who use them. For example: My New Fettish: UPS TRUCK DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... and Zsa Zsa Gabor NOTE: I change my penname frequently... it goes from cramer to chinchilla master... i don't know, i'm just having fun with myself. But not like that... |