Author has written 8 stories for Love, Young Adult, Humor, Essay, Historical, and Romance.Greetings. Scottie is passed out cold right now from the bacardi, so ill be here for a little longer.
I am liberal, anti-abortionist and pro choice (don't ask), an atheist, and i believe nobody has more business saying the word "nuclear" right than George W. Bush. God save our country. A/N i frequently make remarks such as "dear lord" or "oh dear god high in heaven" or other religious sayings. This comes from habit of hanging out w/ ppl who are religious and going to their church when sleeping over from sat - sun. I do realize i have no business saying such things, but if the president of the united states can mispronounce "nuclear" then i can become a minister if i want to. By the way, if anyone has a problem w/ my grammar or spelling, then they can just start building. My style of writing is very relaxed and choppy (because i stop typing sometimes to think about what im saying and then get a new idea. I then start typing about said new idea and completely chop off what i was just typing) Most of my stuff is kinda short, considering my social calendar(right there is a wonderful example of sarcasm). actually, most of my stuff is short bc i have a short attention span. Hence my inability to finish writing a book. I can read like the devil, but the whole long term writing subjects just makes me itch.
school ain't so bad anymore... still is devilish, but hey! lets sing a irish drinking song and get over it.
I will review the work of anyone that reviews mine. Out of common curtesey, unless you dont' want reviews. dont' puzzle me more than im puzzling my self.
"I'm not against half-naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be..." - Benny Hill
"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." - Plato
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns
"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute." - Rebecca West
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". - Gandhi
"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it's a descending spiral. Returning violence with more violence only multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." – Dr. King
I have undying love for...
MY NEW PET PEEVE - those little *'s. and people who use them. For example:
My New Fettish: UPS TRUCK DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... and Zsa Zsa Gabor
NOTE: I change my penname frequently... it goes from cramer to chinchilla master... i don't know, i'm just having fun with myself. But not like that...