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Joined 08-02-03, id: 367835
Author has written 8 stories for Love, Young Adult, Humor, Essay, Historical, and Romance.
Greetings. Scottie is passed out cold right now from the bacardi, so ill be here for a little longer.

I am liberal, anti-abortionist and pro choice (don't ask), an atheist, and i believe nobody has more business saying the word "nuclear" right than George W. Bush. God save our country. A/N i frequently make remarks such as "dear lord" or "oh dear god high in heaven" or other religious sayings. This comes from habit of hanging out w/ ppl who are religious and going to their church when sleeping over from sat - sun. I do realize i have no business saying such things, but if the president of the united states can mispronounce "nuclear" then i can become a minister if i want to. By the way, if anyone has a problem w/ my grammar or spelling, then they can just start building. My style of writing is very relaxed and choppy (because i stop typing sometimes to think about what im saying and then get a new idea. I then start typing about said new idea and completely chop off what i was just typing) Most of my stuff is kinda short, considering my social calendar(right there is a wonderful example of sarcasm). actually, most of my stuff is short bc i have a short attention span. Hence my inability to finish writing a book. I can read like the devil, but the whole long term writing subjects just makes me itch.

school ain't so bad anymore... still is devilish, but hey! lets sing a irish drinking song and get over it.

I will review the work of anyone that reviews mine. Out of common curtesey, unless you dont' want reviews. dont' puzzle me more than im puzzling my self.


"I'm not against half-naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be..." - Benny Hill

"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." - Plato

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns

"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute." - Rebecca West

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". - Gandhi

"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it's a descending spiral. Returning violence with more violence only multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." – Dr. King

I have undying love for...

The Dutchess Community College Performing Arts Institute
my current crush(s)
Much Ado About Nothing
Pirates of the Carribean
The Princess Bride
West Side Story
Any Disney movie
The Breakfast club
16 candles
Marvin Gaye
Aretha Franklin
The INSANELY HOTT asian guy @ the movies
The Ben Afleck look-alike @ the movies (i'm never goign to another movie place again... there are too many hott people at this one...)
David from Newsies
any form of useless knowledge
and not making lists...

MY NEW PET PEEVE - those little *'s. and people who use them. For example:
omg! lmao lololol!!! *falls on floor* lololololol!!! *passes out from loling* hahaha! SPLAT *gets shot by a mad fascist and devoured by huskies*

My New Fettish: UPS TRUCK DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... and Zsa Zsa Gabor

NOTE: I change my penname frequently... it goes from cramer to chinchilla master... i don't know, i'm just having fun with myself. But not like that...

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Tell Me You Feel Nothing by slain-angel reviews
A letter to the Ku Klux Klan. R&R please
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2003
Silence by MoshiMoshiQueen reviews
The insane talk, the controlled read. In White Oaks no one has a mind of their own, for they don’t deserve the freedom, because they are ill. Each one anorexic, were sent to White Oaks to heal, but when Raven starts to prove The Voice wrong, things get
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2003
Stupidity Must Be Some Kind of Chronic Illness by Radyn reviews
Puberty does strange and mystifying things to teenagers, the least of which is dropping your intelligence to that of a tree stump. Why does this happen? Probably due to the bad chemicals. Rantish satire.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2003
White Mud by g21lto reviews
My epic poem--full of romance, adventure, mystery...sure to leave you crying and laughing and just generally tied up in an emotional knot. Not for the faint of heart. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2003
Mother Goose, Eat Your Heart Out! by Megan reviews
You think Mother Goose is good? Hah! Never has there been a more BEAUTIFUL poem about beetles!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2001
The Definition of God by Caramia Shallear Cessiyyess reviews
This is my rant on how hypocritcal people are, and how they need to get back to "In God We Trust"
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2001
Behind the Glass by dementeddrucilla reviews
Written after an abortion
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2000
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The Battle of Love reviews
The battle for all that is true and good... Romance... Adventure... Passion... PLEASE R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/21/2003
The Bag reviews
This is the story of a young girl coping with her father's death, and coming to terms with war. R&R please... i did this for Social Studies class last year, i'd like to know what people think...
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2003
The REAL Reason Everyone Watches Baseball reviews
Finally. The truth is told. No longer will the broadcast companies hide these undeniable truths... Please Read & Review if it tickles your baseball loving fancy...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/16/2003
My Nameless Poem that will be put to music someday reviews
I thought this up on the bus home, sitting near miss latin-loving-knickers. Insane, yes, but true. There are latin (the language) lovers out there. Anyway, this is just me rambling. An explanation of whats being said in it is there too, just in case...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2003
Fizz Eddy Rant reviews
This is another bit of something im planning to write. Tell me what you think. PLEASE R&R. please.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2003
A Rant On The Perils Of Adolescence Updated reviews
This is basically me giving my opinion on everyones favorite age. PLEASE R&R! In the future i may upload whole chapters... ha, yeah right.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/3/2003
A Toast To Love reviews
This just something i whipped up while i was in bed about to fall asleep. I lost some sleep on this thing, but i don't mind...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/3/2003
Love Poem Trapped reviews
This is my 1st love poem. Its not incredibly long, and it basically a spur of the moment thing. Please r&r. Constructive criticism is always appreciated.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003
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