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Joined 08-03-03, id: 367994
Author has written 22 stories for Supernatural, General, Religion, General, Fantasy, Horror, Essay, War, Politics, Humor, Romance, Sci-Fi, Biography, and Humor.

Metallica is best.
Writing? Not so much.

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Jack Shit reviews
What goes around comes around. Especially when it comes to money and genitalia.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Lives of Boys
First person biographic narratives that are pleasant to write and therefore unimpressive.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,066 - Published: 8/6/2007
Frère reviews
Friendships sure do become awkward when drugs and alcohol get involved. Rated M for language, sexual content, and drug references.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
The Sound of Mario Kart reviews
But he smiled. And it was pretty.' A luckless metalhead struggles to ignore rekindled feelings for the promiscuous beauty who pushed him away three years before. Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/3/2006
Mothsong, the Shooting Script revised
The room is BLACK. The revised edition of my very first screeplay. Interesting endeavor.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Safety In Numbers reviews
"One second she was just laying there, dead but perfect, and the next, kersplat." If love is blind, it's delusional as well.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/9/2006
Slippery Fish reviews
No sudden revelation, no joyful choruses, no beams of heavenly light. One boy, one girl, one thousand clichés.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006
Pitt reviews
[comma] William Bradley
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006
Philadelphia reviews
Where does brotherly love end and incest begin?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2006
An Ode to FDR reviews
Robert Frost, eat your heart out.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/18/2006
Lee
Just a character sketch. The end. (Rated "M" for language.)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Published: 2/18/2006
Legal Brief The Board of Trustees v Libertine reviews
AP Government/Politics forces its students to complete ridiculous assignments. This is probably the crowning glory: a fake legal brief documenting a fake Supreme Court case. Hey, I got an “A.”
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006
Le Chanson de le Nephilim
Une petite chanson que j'ai écrite pour la classe française. Je suis désolée pour les erreurs de la grammaire, et cetera.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - French - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 235 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
A Song for Olivier reviews
The first piece of significant French literature, Le Chanson de Roland, focuses on its namesake; my piece of not-so-significant and not-so-French literature is a POV exercise on Olivier, the often-forgotten friend and cousin of France’s hero.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2005
Metamorphosis, an Extended Literary Analysis reviews
Just what the title entails: a [dull] essay delving into the seamy underbelly of a Franz Kafka landmark.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/9/2005
Mother's Looking a Bit Stiff reviews
An attempt at ambiguous horror that’s actually not that clever.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2005
Quick Perusal: Shout it Out reviews
A redundant and oddly-spaced bit of quasi-existentialism, you can call this a modern take on a specific sect of Christian Mythology; I’d call it pretentious, parodistic commentary on teenage stereotypes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005
Emo Poetry reviews
Because mocking people is fun.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005
Quick Perusal: Really? reviews
More existential musings, now ribbed for your pleasure.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005
It's just one big Openended Conversation
For three months they discussed everything from Donald Trump's hair to the Human Condition - a "his and hers" set of lengthly e-mails, without the "his."
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,353 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
Quick Perusal: They Bounced in Unison on the Sand reviews
The second in the series of bite-size existentialist stories that I create to amuse myself.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2005
Quick Perusal: I do believe you're dead reviews
The first in a series of macabre little quickies in the style of one of my heroes, Franz Kafka. Remember, labyrinths hide beneath simplicity.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2005