Razor Sharp Kisseshide bio
Author has written 41 stories for General, Life, Love, Spiritual, Humor, Family, Biography, Humor, Friendship, and General. My real name is Ashley. I don't like it. sigh Uhm... I'm 20, I live in Northern California, and I rarely write anymore. I would like to get back into writing though. Some day. |
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Hygine by James Akers reviews
A comic poem about someone's hygine
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2005
Something Dreadfully Odd by ElberethCrickhollow reviews
A product of boredom, this makes use of a deranged Dr. Seuss type rhyme scheme.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2005
Hello by Songs of sorrow reviews
The thoughts of a darkened mind
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2003
10 by 10 by McKenzie Drestire reviews
hearing the voices isn't the scary part, not being able to ignore them, is
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2003
The Eyes Of Darkness by HyacinthTwined reviews
The place of my nightmares... Slowly killing me and pushing me into insanity. R&R
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2003
Skanking Saturn Ruby Tuesday Dream by wingless reviews
something about a person i know
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2003
Unworthy of Tears by Dark Akuryou reviews
So let us move on, please, let us continue our years...for no man in the world is worthy of tears...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2003
Succubus by Exodia reviews
The demonic sexual temptress of any man's dreams... Please read and have the good and common courtesy to REVIEW!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2003
London Lament by counterpart reviews
A girl recalls the loss of a friend. They had made an unbreakable connection with the city, or so they thought. From the day of car accident to the day she dies, she still feels bound to London, it is still a part of her, like her best friend.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2003
Broken Masks by Bloody Angel86 reviews
Sometimes even those that appear to be strong are hiding their true weakness
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2003
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Eternal Virgin The End reviews
Remember Eternal Virgin? o.O; This is the second and last part of it. A lot of the same words, partly written from "her" point of view. Yes, she's in Hell now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/24/2005
Mystery Loves Company reviews
First just let me say, I know it's Misery... but this is my poem so I can change the word. Umm, strangeness. It could explain an abusive relationship?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2005
Paternal Abandoning reviews
Don't you just love poems where the title may potentially not even descibe the content? Very short.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/24/2005
The Square reviews
Old, but this one rhymes. It's also short. Minutes before death...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2005
Infection reviews
Another old one being posted for the first time. An interesting take on mouth infections and oral surgery. Boy was that pure hell.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2005
Heavy Metal reviews
Ah yes, something new from me, though written a while back. Angsty love, though indirectly. Inspiration from music, anyone?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/24/2005
The Humor in Porn reviews
This is my accepatance speech at the porn awards. Nothing bad, but it's humorous and pretty much a parody on usual acceptance speeches. A joke of sorts between me and Seeker.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/29/2004
Image reviews
(I hate summaries) A short poem that rhymes...thoughts of beauty, I was half asleep.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2004
Tortured reviews
A collection of short torture poems.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4/24/2004
Daddy's reviews
Being daddy's little girl can be hard work
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2004
Subtle Passion Through Death Forced reviews
Being killed as you kill yourself fills one with ecstacy, does it not?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004
George Clooney reviews
Is nothing sacred? ::falls over:: Arrr... ::shrugs:: this one rhymes?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2004
Counting reviews
Something I wrote when I had a migraine. Semi-love poem-ish.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/12/2004
Crazed reviews
Just something...it doesn't make sense at all. Just words..it rhymes...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/14/2004
Sugar For The Queen reviews
Doesn't sugar for the Queen sound like a strange thing? This is just rhymes thrown together that can only mean something if you read into it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2004
Sin reviews
Sin is a collection of poems all titled Sin. They are works of mine that I like the best. Update - 2-6: Added Sin IV
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003
In Retaliation reviews
A girl acts out in retaliation to something that happened.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/23/2004
Smart JellO reviews
Rating for a couple of cuss words. This is a collection of short poems about jell-o, dedicated to Meegs.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/31/2003
Twelve TwentyFour reviews
A rhyming poem about my morning (this morning)...accompanied by random quote...poem is about the eve of the lamest holiday. R&R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/24/2003
Opposite's Attract reviews
(Rating for ONE cuss word). Another rhyming poem about two completely different beings.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2003
Nomis reviews
Rating for language. Written for Simon. About a serial killer...in a subtle way? I don't know. R&R please.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/10/2003
Subtle Crime reviews
A rhyming poem. Yeah...someone's on the run after committing a crime...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/10/2003
I'm Sorry reviews
Pretty much a list of things I'm sorry for. Written when I was...pissed off more than even I can believe. Kind of redundant with the I'm Sorry's. ::shrugs:: Oh well.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/28/2003
Gift Wrapped reviews
Is there a reason why there isn't a subcategory called 'Obsession? Enough said.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11/28/2003
Suture Karma Chakra reviews
A poem co-written with Seeker of the Way. Love, lust, sessskiness, all that fun stuff. Very deep stuff. YAY.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/26/2003
Troy and Joe reviews
Ummm...another poem about young love. Suess-ish...? Feeling hyper meets PMSing. Both describe me right now. R&R.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2003
Me, Pt II reviews
The usual poem about self-loathing and teenage angst. Blah blah blah. I wrote it in a frenzy of hate and suicidal/homicidal feelings. Rating for like, 4 cuss words.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/25/2003
Soap Opera, in Spanish reviews
It's the beginning of the end, folks. I'm writing a Spanish soap opera...bear with me. Easy to understand. Humorous. Love it. Cuddle it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/9/2003
Distortion reviews
Something I came up with while lying in bed this morning...was only half awake. It doesn't rhyme or make much sense, unless you breathe your own meaning into it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003
Me reviews
Something I wrote about myself. Just...bleh...I don't have much of a summary. Just emotions and thoughts. R&R please. I'd be very happy to know thoughts.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2003
She Is Her reviews
Written for my sister, because she's a kick ass chick. Kinda sweet, not like I wanted it to be! Maybe someone can identify with this?
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/26/2003
Dr Pepper reviews
Written a while back - this is a repost. About my Dr. Pepper, and something sad that happened when I was drinking it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/26/2003
Mountain Dew reviews
A short poem about my Mountain Dew...kinda like my Dr. Pepper poem, but this one rhymes.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2003
Death to Innocence reviews
Something I wrote a while back, but turned it into a poem. A young girl wanders into the woods and finds something she can't understand.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/26/2003
Ode to Joe reviews
Something I wrote when I was in school a couple of years back. I was "in love" with some guy, and wrote this. I find it funny now, and decided to post it in case others identify.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/25/2003
Lonely Ponderings reviews
Short. I find it somewhat spiritual, but can't decide how to summarize it. I wrote it while half asleep.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/24/2003
Bridal Perfection reviews
A young woman moves into a house that was a gift, and finds she's not alone, and that she's to become one with the other tenants.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/22/2003
Dedication reviews
A girl obsesses over a rockstar, who obviously doesn't know who she is or that she exists, and she becomes violent because he's never around (and she thinks they're dating).
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/22/2003
A Forced Affair reviews
Contains a bit of religious imagery. A girl is in love with a man who seems like a higher power to her.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2003
Eternal Virgin reviews
About a woman who makes a living by selling her body, but soon gets too old to please the men.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2003
Guilty Brainwashing reviews
Someone falsely accused a girl of committing a crime, and brainwashed her to believe she was guilty.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2003