The Great WiggaMofo
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Joined 08-04-03, id: 368208, Profile Updated: 11-24-08
Author has written 20 stories for Humor, Young Adult, and Romance.

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All About You by Melody1 reviews
Popular Devon meets and uses innocent Sophie to get his exgirlfriend back. But after it's all done, does he get who he really wants? THE CONTINUATION HAS BEEN MOVED TO A SEPARATE DOCUMENT see my profile Please Read and Review. I'd really appreciate it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 184,953 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Complete
Hammer by phorc reviews
A young boy finds a hammer with the power to judge others. But is he truly in a position to judge them?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2002
Diplomacy at its Worst by phorc reviews
This story blows. You thought Kafka was bad? This will make your brain commit suicide.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2002
Brainless by phorc reviews
Stupidity is an incurable condition, and sometimes the only escape is to fall deeper into mindlessness. Rated for goreless violence.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2002
Disney's Anne Frank by phorc reviews
Written with general disdain for Disney's inaccuracy of historical events. Could be found offensive, I suppose, so if you're particularly sensitive about the Holocaust, I'd suggest jumping over this story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2002
Attention Deficit Disorder by phorc reviews
A man fleeing from...what? Well, there was something there. He thinks. Oh well, I'm thirsty ... I know ADD isn't like this at all. Don't correct me. Rated for some swearing.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2002
Acronym Adventure by phorc reviews
When a club devoted to unscrambling the many acronyms of the world finds an indecipherable abbreviation, how will they respond? Made out of my own frustration of not knowing what AT&T meant.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2002
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Crack: My Invaluable Asset reviews
A college essay.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Hahahahaha reviews
Hahahahahaha.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2004
Constructive Criticism reviews
Can I write a story about an English class without sex in it? No.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2004
Chat From Hell: The OMFG LOL ASL Chronicles reviews
I hate chatrooms. So I've decided to write one.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2004
I'm An Idiot reviews
I hate most the people who review my stories. You attack my slang, then talk about how good "Rain" is. Let me tell you right now, Rain sucks. It's a piece of shit. Everything else is classic. Read this story and see what I think about you people.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
The Greatest Fucking Battle Of All Time reviews
Kiss my motherfucking ass. Updated
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004
Go To Hell reviews
I hate people.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/20/2004
Quincy reviews
I'm too lazy to keep writing this. Maybe one day. Not likely, though.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/5/2004
The Return Of Bartering reviews
Someday I hope to have a pang of conscience! Rated R because women are going to hunt me down after they read this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/29/2004
Oh Snapzz!
The third in a series of stories that has the potential to change mankind.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Published: 1/7/2004
Oh Snaps! reviews
A sequel to the literary classic, Oh Snap!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/7/2004
Oh Snap! reviews
I was speaking ghetto, like I do, and my friend Mel said I should turn it into a story. The continuing theme with my stories is "this person has problems."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/31/2003
Billy and the Big Box of Drugs reviews
I hate this story. Good god, I think I need medication.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2003
The Flying Condom reviews
I hope that, when they put me in the mental hospital, I'll have a window.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/27/2003
Rain reviews
IT'S GOTH. I HATE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T HATE? DONUTS!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/14/2003
I Love Tacos! reviews
I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2003
Politically Correct: To The XTREME! reviews
Lesbian Vegans take over the world. This story further proves that I can't write. Rated R because I was too lazy to look and see if it should really be rated R, so, rather than taking a chance...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/12/2003
Acronym Adventure 3: The Acronymer
The folks of AOAS return. This is another in a series that was originally meant to be just one, but I spoke with phorc and started a series. Rated for swearing. A LOT of swearing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Published: 12/11/2003
Acronym Adventure 2: A New Author reviews
A sequel to the classic, "Acronym Adventure," written by Phorc. Mild swearing, but I think it's edited. Coming Soon to FictionPress.Com - Acronym Adventure 3: The Acronymer (written by me, not Phorc).
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/8/2003
I Smoked Lots Of Drugs reviews
This is a the tale of a boy who had a hard life. Or so. Read only if you don't have anything else to do. Rated R for excessive drug information.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/8/2003