EvilSeaCaptain
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Joined 08-10-03, id: 369237
Author has written 14 stories for Historical, General, Essay, Life, Humor, and Thriller.
Hello, all! My name is Ellie and I am a write-a-holic. I have a lot of things posted here, from political essays, to poetry, to humor, to short stories, to history essays. I hope you will check them out and give me some feedback. Be forewarned ... I have a few nonconventional strong convictions. :cackles evilly: Par example, I am a fox hunter and think the confederate flag OUGHT to be flown. But that's beside the point ... please check out my essays, anyway... leave mean reviews, if you so desire. I enjoy them. I think they're funny. :giggles to self:
"I've never met a soul in this world as normal as me." ~ Augustus McCrae, "Lonesome Dove" by Larry McMurtry (my favorite book).
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Mud on the Goggles reviews
A struggling woman jockey decides what's important in her life.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2004
Still Alive
A crippled jockey comes to terms with his place in life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2003
Fifteen Years
A forty-year-old woman finds herself in the birth of a colt.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Published: 8/10/2003
Only Fifteen Years Old reviews
Story of a daydreamer in New York. A little like O'Henry ...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003
Danger on a Daily Basis
Short humorous essay on the raising of a young colt. Perhaps the country version of Dave Barry ...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Published: 8/10/2003
Political Pork and American Ideals reviews
Opinioned essay on the confederate flag controversy. Example is outdated, but issue sure as hell isn't.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003
Invasion of Privacy or Common Sense? reviews
Somewhat outdated political peice.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003
FurryFriends take predominence over the Real Issue reviews
PG13 for some disturbing material. Opinion essay on horse slaughter. If you are weak of stomach, beware ... this is disturbing.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/10/2003
A Human Instinct reviews
PG for thematic elements. Research paper delving into the psyche behind POW escapes from German POW camps during WWII.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003
Shadow of a Bird reviews
This is supposed to be a metaphor ... please review and tell me if you got it, and what u think the metaphor is. I'd like feedback.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003
The Truth about Fox Hunting in America reviews
Opinionated essay on fox hunting in America. If you are a PETA person, be forewarned - this may make you angry. Please, feel free to be mean. I will laugh in your liberal faces.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2003
The Hole reviews
Quick shot at a horse racing scene: a competition between two friends.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003
The Fish and the Bird
What if the man you love could never make you happy? A story of choices. PG for thematic elements.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Published: 8/10/2003
The Game of War reviews
Story of an 11-year-old in South Carolina during World War II. Complete short story. PG for thematic elements and one "damn".
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2003