Jeff A Stern
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Joined 08-16-03, id: 370231
Author has written 4 stories for General, Humor, and Essay.

(last updated 7/08/05)


In this world there's real and make believe
This seems real to me

-3DD, Let me go


June 2005:

Woah! I forgot about this! Haha, I was going through my bookmarks and I noticed this, okay I guess I should get back to more frequent updates, hmm, I've been busy with my new blog: 's very exciting stuff as I just today hit my 50th post entry. There is a couple entries that deal with writing but not so many. My biggest is a little essay on friendship and happiness which I'll be happy to add here. I'm going to have to get back to writing! I was so busy with post-barmitzvah, schoolwork, finals, etc, i haven't had much time to write. But don't worry! I will! And, I have added 3 brand new poems to The Cutting Board, check that out sometime! Okay, have a good summer.

-JAS


The Cutting Board(formely: From the chopping block)

Last Updated: June 20th 2005
Total Poem Count: 31
Newest Poem: Paradise in Two Words


Stories:

10 Seconds-
First added on February 20th 2005
"It happened in a matter of 10 seconds and those 10 seconds haunted me for the rest of my life. "
An incredibly short reading (Just under 300 words) based on true events.
RatedK+ for a minor reference to death...VERY MINOR!

If a 6 year old ruled the world-
First added on February 20th 2005
"Imagine if a 6 year old girl with no front teeth really was an angel, what if she was a devil?"
A humorous essay that meddles with the mind of a six-year-old.
RatedK+ for a reference (a simple reference!) to "the under-world"

Happiness: Life's Fundamental-
First added onJuly 7th 2005
"Happiness: What exactly is it? I was thinking that everybody is always eaither happy or not, until something happened that changed my life"
Asincere essay, completly dedicated to my friends! It first appeared on my blog, and I figured I'd transfer it to here.
Rated K9+ for duscussion of strong topics

Sweet Revenge-
First added on July 7th 2005, Revised edition on July 8th 2005.
"This is not your everyday story. This is the story of two kids, a handgun, and sweet, sweet, revenge."
A story about revenge, but there's more to it then then that. Based on true events.
Rated T for violence and themes. Though there is no gore or cursing so it is a very low Trating.


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I walk this empty street
The boulevard of broken dreams

-GD, Boulevard of Broken Dreams


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(c) Jeff Stern, '05
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Sweet Revenge
Before you read this story, you have to understand that it's not going to be very unique with a title like Sweet Revenge. But understand this, I am about to tell you a tale that is completely true. This is not your everyday story.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Published: 7/7/2005
Happiness: Lifes Fundamental reviews
A very sincere essay about my friends. God, do I love those people! "Happiness: What exactly is it? I was thinking that everybody is always eaither happy or not, until something happened that changed my life."
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005
If a 6 Year Old Ruled The World
Imagine if a 6 year old girl with no front teeth really was an angel, what if she was a devil?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 871 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2005
10 Seconds reviews
"It happened in a matter of 10 seconds and those 10 seconds haunted me for the rest of my life."
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005