Zar911
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Joined 08-17-03, id: 370367
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Kids, Humor, and Sci-Fi.
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Party Girl Kim by Neocoolguy reviews
Just-graduated Tim and Kermit are moving in with the super-sexy Kim! Can they resist tempation, and Kim's provoking? Rated R for some crude humor, language, and strong sexual content.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,585 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 2/10/2003
Rugby by Glanners reviews
this is what i live for, well now anyway
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2004
The Impede Chronicles by DarkAngels051 reviews
Teenage Life Story. Rater M for Nudity, Sexual Intercourse, Rape, and Incest... (Complete)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,843 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
The Girl Next Door by racKlie reviews
I'm hoping I'll actually finish this one (unlike most of my stories). It's starting out pretty good I think so keep looking for updates -Rated R due to suicidal themes, language, nudity, and sexual content.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004
Je Toujours Vous Ai Aimé by HyperActiveSpaceMonkey reviews
(COMPLETE) This is the story of Good Charlotte. Stephanie Wheeler, the GC official photographer, has had feelings for Billy for the longest time immaginable. Does he feel the same for her or is love going to be a one way feeling. . .
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004
Why I Hate You by delinquent-romantic reviews
Crystal Swanson and Jason Andrews hate each more than anything. And when they find out they'll soon be stepsiblings, they realize they have to learn to deal. And learning to deal, means finding out why they hate each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,275 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Complete
It's Just What We Do by Aesahaettr reviews
A true story about the teenage years of a girl (and boy), written by a teenager (which is me), and told exactly how it happened. rated R for swearing and sex
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003
In the Midst of Battle by Akira Dragon
In War there is no winner or loser. War conquers all, love, hate, family, friends all lost in it's midst.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003
The Mind and Workings of Rebecca Newland by MadiN reviews
Is Rebecca falling for her best friend?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003
Hope by teenchik43 reviews
Melody's mother becomes pregnant with yet another child. But here's the catch ... doctors' tell her that if this baby is delivered she may die. What will she do? Will she survive? And what about Melody! Will her life ever be normal again! NO FLAMES!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2003 - Published: 6/10/2003
Rugby Poems by Jo-Ryan Salazar reviews
Here are some poems that I have written, since I am a fan of rugby. Most involve the Cal Bears, but there will be exceptions...*New poems added!*
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003
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It came from the atticNew
Chris is jumpy little fella, his baby sister is always giving him frights here and there, but what happens when a prank is pushed too far? Find out...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Published: 2/10/2005
It Came from the Attic reviews
Chris hates his sister Katrina, always being the perfect one, the little Angel in the family, Chris knows that she's really a snot-nosed brat. Vengeance is Chris's, for he has found a way to scare the pants of her, it is going to be the best night of his
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2004
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Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 10/21/2003
A little something for you 'devoted' Man U fans
Oh, dear, you like Man United do you? Well, I recommend you stick your garbage filled head in a blender! And, don't think I forgot you, LIVERPOOL.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 10/21/2003
Swim for your life! reviews
I'll write a few more chapters if people think this is cool, believe me, it’s not my best work, I’m just trying something new, give me a shout if you like it.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/18/2003
The Grant family reviews
The Grant Family, new episodes will be added soon, if this is popular, first I'll have to write an episode on each character, then I'll start the actual episodes. Please Review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/17/2003