Author has written 38 stories for General, General, and Nature.
the name's BigKidatHeart but you can call me BK
Shenzi: I just hear that name and I shudder.
Shenzi: Ooooh! Do it again!
Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!
Shenzi: Ooooh! [breaks into laughter] : And it tingles me!
Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots.(“ the lion king “)
Gurkin: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Hi, ho.
Lenny: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Bye, ho.(“Sydney White”)
Chi Fu: Insolent ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”)
Isabella:I believe I have a wedding planner to see. And better believe it... his ass belongs to me!(“galavant”)
Pidge: Keith's the loner. I'm the brain. Hunk's the nice one. Allura's the decision-maker. Coran's the wise old guy. And Lance is the goofball.
Lance: Yeah, totally right...exactly. Wait a minute! I'm not a goofball! I'm like the cool ninja sharpshooter!
Keith: (scoffs) Are you joking? (“Voltron: Legendary Defender” )
[while surrounding himself in a ring of fire with his torch] Nuka: Roasty-toasty princess! Roasty-toasty princess!
[Stops] Nuka: Hey, is it hot in here or is it just me? [Notices he's in a ring of... ] FIRE!(“The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride”)
King Of Valencia: as a former king who once led armies into battle I must say that we are knee-deep in poopie kaka.
Princess Isabella : thanks Dad. (“ galavant”)
Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.
Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.
Georgette: It's not?(Insulted)it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!
Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?
Tito: Very impressed! (Pants)
Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.
Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)
Grover: well, Percy what have we learned today
Percy: that three-headed dogs prefer big rubber balls over sticks
Grover: No! We’ve learned that your plans, really, really bite (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: the lightning thief)’
“What’s Mombi doing then?” I asked.
Nox wiggled his eyebrows and lowered his voice to a conspiratorial stage whisper. “Mombi’s afraid of heights,” he said. “She’s not casting a spell. She’s saying her prayers.”
“Whom exactly do wicked witches pray to?” Nox laughed. “Who knows? She’s just trying to stay distracted so she doesn’t piss herself before we land.” (Dorothy must die)
Yellowfang: she’s becoming more useful everyday. Besides, I’m getting used to her company
Cinderpaw: only because you’re deaf enough to put up with my chattering! At least that’s what she keeps telling me anyway(Warriors: Fire and Ice)
Effie Trinket: I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! [looks at Katniss]
Haymitch Abernathy: ( gives katniss a thumbs up) Nice shooting, sweetheart (“The Hunger Games”)
Pumbaa: Your Majesty. I gravel at your feet. [starts kissing Simba's feet]
Adult Simba: Stop that.
Timon: It's not gravel, it's grovel.(“ the lion king “)
Coach Cotton: What did you say to him?
Leigh Anne Touhy: You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts. I said you could thank me later . (pause) It's later, Bert (“the blind side”)
chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.
Emerson: I might be stuck, but I can still reach my gun ("pushing daisies”)
King of Valencia: I can guess the future… we’re screwed
Queen of Valencia: mm-hmm (“Galavant”)
“But this is touching, Severus,” said Dumbledore seriously. “Have you grown to care for the boy, after all?”
“For him?” shouted Snape. “Expecto Patronum!” From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe. She landed on the office floor, bounded once across the office, and soared out of the window.
Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
“After all this time?”
“Always,” said Snape.” (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)
[after being shot] Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. [cough, cough]
Mask: Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. [cough cough]
Mask: Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas [cough, cough] Tell Scarlett I do give a damn.
[coughs in Orlando's face, raspberries, then farts] Mask: Pardon me. [he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award] Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me! ("The Mask")
Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.
Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan, so... I know what you're saying (“Once Upon A Time”) (“Once Upon A Time”)
Snotlout: Can we please do something? My mouth is starting to freeze shut.
Astrid: Don't get our hopes up. (“Dragons: Race to the Edge”)
I hope you enjoy the poems and stories!