BigKidatHeart
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Joined 08-18-03, id: 370569, Profile Updated: 03-22-20
Author has written 35 stories for General, General, and Nature.

the name's BigKidatHeart but you can call me BK

I hope you enjoy the poems and stories!

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Chi Fu: Insolent ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”)

Minny Jackson: Eat my shit.

Hilly Holbrook: Have you lost your mind?!

Minny Jackson: No, but you're about to, 'cause you just did.

Hilly Holbrook: Did what? [Minny looks at her pie as if to confirm Hilly ate the pie, which had her shit in it]

[Laughing as Hilly runs out of the dining room to throw up the pie]Mrs. Walters: You didn’t just eat one you had two slices! [Minny quickly leaves the house and Mrs. Walters just keeps on laughing: Run, Minny! Run! (“The Help”)

Henry Mills: What are you guys still doing in bed? It's the middle of the afternoon.

Mary Margaret Blanchard: The trip back was tiring and I needed to rest.

David Nolan: And I needed to... help her... rest.

Emma Swan: ...Uh, let's, let's go make the tacos. Though we have to make a lot, because there's gonna be a ton of people at Granny's welcome back party tonight.{ushers Henry out the door}

Mary Margaret Blanchard: [whispering to Emma] We thought you were gonna be back later.

Emma Swan: [flustered] Yeah, well, we weren't. So maybe next time you could put a tie on the door, or send a text, or... You know what? I, I'm... gonna go make some tacos. [walks off]

David Nolan: It's impressive that we can still provide her with a few traumatic childhood memories at this stage of the game. (“Once Upon A Time”)

David Nolan: So, Rumplestiltskin is Henry's grandfather?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Apparently.

David Nolan: But *I'm* his grandfather.

Mary Margaret Blanchard: You can have more than one.

David Nolan: So, his... step-grandmother is Regina, the Evil Queen?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Actually, his step-great-grandmother. And she's also his adoptive mother.

David Nolan: [sighs] it’s a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land, 'cause that dinner would suck. ('Once upon a time")

“Here's some advice. Stay alive," says Haymitch, and then bursts out laughing. I exchange a look with Peeta before I remember that I'm having nothing more to do with him. I'm surprised to see the hardness in his eyes. He generally seems so mild.
'That's very funny,' says Peeta. Suddenly, he lashes out at the glass in Haymitch's hand. It shatters on the floor, sending the bloodred liquid running toward the back of the train. 'Only not to us.'
Haymitch considers this a moment, then punches Peeta in the jaw, knocking him from his chair. When he turns back to reach for the spirits, I drive my knife into the table between his hand and the bottle, barely missing his fingers. I brace myself to deflect his hit, but it doesn't come. Instead, he sits back and squints at us. 'Well, what's this?' says Haymitch. 'Did I actually get a pair of fighters this year?” (The Hunger Games)

[King Zog commands Bean to get properly dressed for her wedding) Bean: as you wish father

[she proceeds to take her shirt off and walk out of the room] King Zog: Anybody looks at her, they get their head chopped off!(Everyone in the room proceeds to cover their eyes as she walks off
Guy who just entered the room: Oh boy did I look at her! [noticing everyone covering their eyes] ...what?(“Disenchantment”)

a shadow crossed in front of me. A bare hand snatched the blade out of the air. The meteoric iron turned gray and crumbled. Jacobi’s eyes widened. She hastily drew her second knife. “Who are you? “ she demanded.

“Walt Stone, “ he said “blood of the pharaohs. And Anubis, god of the dead.” He stepped in front of me, shielding me from my enemies. Maybe my vision was double because I cracked my head, but I saw the two of them with equal clarity-both handsome and powerful, both quite angry. “We speak with one voice, “ Walt said. “Especially on this matter. No one harms Sadie Kane.”

He thrust out his hand. The floor split open at Sarah Jacobi’s feet, and souls of the dead sprang up like weeds-skeletakl hands, glowing faces, fanged shadows and winged ba with their claws extended, The swarmed Sarah Jacobi, wrapping her in ghostly linen, and dragged her screaming into the chasm. The floor closed behind her, leaving no trace that she had ever existed. The black noose slackened around Amos’ neck, and the voices of Set laughed with delight. “That’s my boy!”

“Shut up, Father.” Anubis said. In the Duat Anubis looked as he always had, with his tousled dark hair and lovely brown eyes, but I’d never seen him filled with such rage. I realized that anyone who dared to hurt me would suffer his full wrath , and Walt wasn’t going to hold him back. (The Kane Chronicles: The Serpent’s Shadow)

Emerson: What got thee to a nunnery?

Olive: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know?

Emerson: Not especially. That was just my attempt at polite wee talk. Moment's passed, so let's talk compensation .("pushing daisies")

Honey: My evening's in danger!

Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! ("the Incredibles")

Zøg: 'I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women.'
Bean: 'Yes?'
Zøg: 'I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can.' (“Disenchantment”)

Isaac Heller: You're asking a lot of questions, Your Majesty, but it's just so hard to think in this dreary cell. A writer needs motivation and inspiration in his surroundings...

Regina Mills: What do you want?

Isaac Heller: I want out of here for good. I'm gonna go back to New York. I'm gonna need a car; something sporty. Ooh! Maybe a Porsche.

Regina Mills: You've got to be kidding me.

Isaac Heller: Lamborghini will do.

Regina Mills: How about I drive the sports car of your choice over your miserable little head until it squishes like a pumpkin?

Isaac Heller: Freedom, sports car, Big Apple. And, since you're making this so difficult, "Hamilton" tickets. (“Once Upon A Time”)

Isaac Heller : what the hell is that? I asked for a sports car . I wouldn’t drive that to a ping-pong tournament.

Regina Mills: well, then you won’t be driving it to New York, either. Back to your cell

Isaac Heller : okay , wait. Fine. I’ll take it. doesn’t matter . as long as she gets me the hell out of this town, and fast . I’m guessing the “Hamilton” tickets are a ‘no[regina gives him a ‘look’ and shakes her head Yeah. No one’s magic’s that powerful (“Once Upon A Time”)

Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not?(Insulted)it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! (Pants)

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

Luci: (as Big Jo puts Luci-in-a-bottle in his bag) You can't do this to me, man! I want my lawyer!

(a demon in a bottle next to Luci, distinguished from all the others by a tie, speaks up) Demon lawyer: Uh, I'm in here. Don't. Say. Anything. (“Disenchantment”)

The Middleman: Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind("The MiddleMan")

Hortensian Bishop: Typically, and by kingdom charter, when a princess breaks off her engagement with a prince, it requires one simple action

Isabella: Great.

Hortensian Bishop: He demands your bra.

Isabella: [taken aback] My - my bra?

Prince Harry: Your bra. To show to my friends!

Isabella: Absolutely not! I am a liberated woman, I am a warrior princess, and I will not be giving an eleven-year-old my bra!

Hortensian Bishop: Then death it is.

Isabella: [sighs] Fine. Unbelievable. But I am lobbying to change this law!

Prince Harry: Yes! (“galavant”)

Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)

chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.

Emerson: I might be stuck, but I can still reach my gun ("pushing daisies")

[after Moana attempts to sail a boat for the first time and crashes it] Moana: Are you gonna tell Dad?

Gramma Tala: I'm his mom. I don't have to tell him anything. (“Moana”)

Katniss: I’m alive?

Johanna: no kidding brainless (the hunger games:mockingjay)

Gurkin: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Hi, ho.

Lenny: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Bye, ho.(“Sydney White”)

Park Policeman (searching The Mask): Bazooka?

Mask: I have a permit for that.

Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife.

Lieutenant Kellaway: What?

Mask: Uh-oh.

Lieutenant Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!

Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! [Slaps both Kellaway & Doyle in the face repeatedly] That's gotta hurt. (Runs off) (“The mask”)

“Here's some advice. Stay alive," says Haymitch, and then bursts out laughing. I exchange a look with Peeta before I remember that I'm having nothing more to do with him. I'm surprised to see the hardness in his eyes. He generally seems so mild.
'That's very funny,' says Peeta. Suddenly, he lashes out at the glass in Haymitch's hand. It shatters on the floor, sending the bloodred liquid running toward the back of the train. 'Only not to us.'
Haymitch considers this a moment, then punches Peeta in the jaw, knocking him from his chair. When he turns back to reach for the spirits, I drive my knife into the table between his hand and the bottle, barely missing his fingers. I brace myself to deflect his hit, but it doesn't come. Instead, he sits back and squints at us.
'Well, what's this?' says Haymitch. 'Did I actually get a pair of fighters this year?” (The Hunger Games)

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When It All Breaks Down by the-foresight reviews
This is quite a desperate one, probably because it's more personal than my others. Please tell me what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006
One True Love by haeitsheerin
I wrote this to my boyfriend...obviously. But it says about how I started going out with him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005
Someday We'll Be Friends by sarcastic-student reviews
Are first loves ever really over?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005
The Power of Words by Ann Lee reviews
"When You ask of a time when words have had power for me..." Why I love words/books.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
The Mark by evil-kinevil reviews
The story of a teenager's discovery about her true identity and the existence of other worlds. She discovers that people she thought she knew aren't what they seem, and she embarks on a journey to discover her true power and to learn her true mission.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
Abandoned by Luna Nightraven reviews
Reflections of why a relationship is ended, put into verse. I know that isn't a good summary, so just read it! Please R&R.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004
Together with the Dragon by nightdragon0 reviews
A short and simple poem about soaring the skies with a Dragon. Also an assignment I did for one of my classes.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Complete
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plenty of spoofs reviews
spoofs/parodies/ satires etc that I have written . I hope you like them. Please remember to read & review.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/14/2007
I Just Can't Wait To Get My Degree
Spoof of the infamous I Just Can't Wait to be King from lion king I wrote in 2012
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Published: 3/24 - Complete
So Long Farewell Glee Version
this is a parody of 'so long farewell' from 'the sound of music' . I wrote it on march 20, 2015 for the end of glee. It is dedicated to all the gleeks ( aka glee fans). Names have been changed to ..protect the innocent.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Published: 3/23 - Complete
I'll do the dirty work-IT movie
written in late August 2017. this is a spoof of the catchy 'I'll do the dirty work' song from my little pony :the movie. It's about how yours truly and my fan fiction alter ego WyldClaw ( WC) try to convince each other to be dragged see the IT movie . ( i haaaaaaaaate the horror genre)
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Published: 3/23 - Complete
Self-Quarantine Blues
This is a parody of Eddie Cochran's song "Summertime Blues". I did the best i could to keep the spoof in line with the catchy melody of the old time tune . enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 3/22 - Complete
Bottled Up
this is an old poem from 2005
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12 - Complete
The 12 Pains of Winter Finals
A spoof of Bob River's The 12 Pians of Christmas. Inspired by the stress brought on recently by my last final
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Published: 12/17/2019
I'll do the dirty work- IT Chapter 2
another spoof of the my little pony song 'I'll do the dirty work" revolving around me (BK) trying to convince my fanfiction alter ego WyldClaw (WC) and vice verse to see it: Chapter 2 before it' opened in September.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Published: 11/5/2019 - Complete
Scorch
a poem I wrote thinking of the oppressive heat slapping Cape Cod and most of the country today
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Complete
Nothing Can Stop The Marvel Heroes
A spoof of nothing can stop the smooze" from 1984's My Little Pony: The Movie. XxX separates the verses. Italics are added lines not in original song.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Complete
We Saw Your Bad Films spoofs
spoofs of Seth macfarlane's catchy and funny we saw your boobs song from the 2013 involving bad films and the 2018 and 2018 golden raspberry aka the Razzie nominees.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 589 - Updated: 11/22/2018 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
Holidays Are Coming' Back To Town reviews
a spoof of Mariah Carey's "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". Probably what many people are thinking seeing Christmas decorations up already. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Complete
The Grip
Rhyming couplet poem I wrote the other day,
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Complete
Crazy June Weather
Just a little haiku I wrote on june 13 watching the heavy rain fall from a bust stop. XxX separates the verses. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 6/25/2018
We Don't Like You
a spoof of the catchy Galavant earworm song " I don't like you." A take on what the cast of "The Incredibles 2 " would be telling "Jurassic World fallen Kingdom" 's cast". hop you like it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Published: 6/18/2018 - Complete
One jump ahead spoofs
spoofs of aladdin's one jump ahead song. what happens when my friends decide that i've opened my big mouth one too many times? read on to find out
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Complete
The Most Wonderful Night of the Year
since the academy awards are Sunday I made this spoof of Andy Williams' famous christmas song " It's the most wonderful day of the year" . Enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Complete
Emotional roller coaster reviews
Also Known as "Ultimate you. ". This is a true story about events in my life, that took place during fall 2001 to spring 2005. I wrote the first 7 parts in summer 2004 as a 1 year fictionpress gift. I hope you like it. Now with new songs and new titles!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
snow poem part 2
older poem that's a follow up to my poem "Ode to Snow". based on the Blizzard of 2005. written on Feb. 21, 2005.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete
winter's so called joys reviews
a short poem i wrote a few years ago about the ever so 'fun' of winter.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
Leaving reviews
i just came up with this little haiku about leaving while thinking about my last day at the summer camp i work at . please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2015
enough snow! reviews
just a poem i came up with about my recent feeling of the white stuff
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Complete
eight pains of hanukah reviews
just what it says: a hanukkah version of the christmas/comedy song "twelve pains of christmas" . please read and review. enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Complete
endless winter reviews
this is a rhyming couplet poem i came up with yesterday watching light flurries of the dreaded white stuff (snow) whip around in the air. please read and review
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Complete
oft walked path reviews
another half rhyming free verse , half haiku poem. i came up with it yesterday during a break from a long walk. please read and review
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
cape cod summer reviews
a half haiku, half rhyming free verse poem i came up with three days ago. I hope you like it
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
morning walk reviews
this is a short five sense poem i came up with the other day. enjoy and please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013
no more snow! reviews
spoof of the song 'let it grow' from the 2012 movie 'the lorax'. just what i think people on the east coast are thinking after this latest dumping of snow. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
body pump poem
this is kind of a prequel to 'a different kind of therapy', which i wrote last year. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
a different kind of therapy reviews
i wrote this rhyming poem today. enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
spring pleeeeeaaaase hurry! reviews
half haiku half free verse poem i wrote in 2011 when i was getting sick of winter. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
ode to snow aka snow poem part 1 reviews
i wrote this back in 2004 watching snow fall to the ground. enjoy
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
dreaded illness reviews
a poem i wrote the day before my final last week.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
heat wave
I came up with this poem during the country wide heat wave that happened in summer 2006. it utilizes all of the senses
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Mighty battle
this is one of my older poems formerley know as 'the battle'. trust me it's not what about you think it is. please let me know what you though of it. thanks!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete