Author has written 43 stories for General, General, and Nature.
the name's BigKidatHeart but you can call me BK
The Middleman: Caffeine is a drug, Dubbie.
Wendy: I'm holding a molecular stun cannon.("The MiddleMan")
“We'll earn it all back today," I say, and we both plow into our plates. Even cold, it's one of the things I've ever tasted. I abandon my fork and scrape up the last dabs of gravy with my fingers. "I can feel Effie trinket shuddering at my manners."
"Hey, Effie, watch this!" says Peeta. He tosses his fork over his shoulder and literally licks his plate his plate clean with his tongue making loud, satisfied sounds. Then he blows a kiss to her in general, and calls, "We miss you, Effie!" I cover his hand with my mouth. But I am laughing. \(The Hunger Games)
Sawyer: if they accept each other you'll see this - parallel swimming . Anything else- anything aggressive remember safety first - ours and there's. so any questions?
Clay hasket ( raises his hand): yeah
Sawyer: yes, dr. Clay?
Clay: hasket: when'd you get so bossy? ( "Dolphin Tale 2")
Droid: You dumb-dumbs got any non-lethal semi-combustible diversionary devices?
Pidge: (Beat) I think he's... LOOKING FOR FIRECRACKERS!
Hunk: (smugly) Oh, it worked. (“Voltron: Legendary Defender” )
“Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.” (harry potter and the order of the phoenix)
Isabella:I believe I have a wedding planner to see. And better believe it... his ass belongs to me!(“galavant”)
[while surrounding himself in a ring of fire with his torch] Nuka: Roasty-toasty princess! Roasty-toasty princess!
[Stops] Nuka: Hey, is it hot in here or is it just me? [Notices he's in a ring of... ] FIRE!(“The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride”)
King Of Valencia: as a former king who once led armies into battle I must say that we are knee-deep in poopie kaka.
Princess Isabella : thanks Dad. (“ galavant”)
Madame Morrible: You must be Nessarose. you are tragically beautiful. [Turns to Elphaba and screams]
Elphaba: I'm the other daughter, Elphaba. I'm beautifully tragic. (Wicked)
Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory???
Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory?
Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?” (Warriors: Fire & Ice )
Shenzi: I just hear that name and I shudder.
Shenzi: Ooooh! Do it again!
Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!
Shenzi: Ooooh! [breaks into laughter] : And it tingles me!
Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots.(“ the lion king “)
Luci: (as Big Jo puts Luci-in-a-bottle in his bag) You can't do this to me, man! I want my lawyer!
(a demon in a bottle next to Luci, distinguished from all the others by a tie, speaks up) Demon lawyer: Uh, I'm in here. Don't. Say. Anything. (“Disenchantment”)
Sadie: do something Evil Day! Get rid of them
Set: no need to get personal with the names
Carter : maybe you’d prefer Rockin’ Red Reaper
Set: ( making a picture frame with his fingers as if imagining that name on his driver’s license) yes… that would be nice (Kane Chronicles: The Throne of Fire)
Spa'am Give up no weak and tiny pirate man. or die like stinking dogs ( The wild boars cheers. Long John Silver shoots off Spa’am’s head feathers) .Hmm… we see you have boom-boom sticks... bye bye. ( they all scamper)
Benjamin Gun ( face palms and groans): oh brother.. (“Muppet Treasure Island”)
Dr. Cameron McCarthy: No one in his right mind would try to put a tail on a fish. Luckily, I'm not
Sawyer Nelson: Not what?
Dr. Cameron McCarthy: in my right mind (“Dolphin Tale”)
Chi Fu: Insolent ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”
Minny Jackson:Now Mr. Johnny's gonna catch me here, and shoot me dead right here on this no-wax floor. You gotta tell him. Ain't he wonderin' how the cookin's so good?
Celia Foote:You're right. Maybe we oughta burn the chicken a little.
Minny Jackson:Minnie don't burn no chicken. (“The Help”)
sean Tuohy: You really expect Michael to lay down on a couch and talk about his childhood like he's Woody Allen or something? I mean, Michael's gift is his ability to forget. He's mad at no one and he really doesn't care happened in the past.
Leigh Anne Touhy: You're right.
Sean Tuohy: Excuse me? 'You're right'? How'd those words taste coming out of your mouth?
Leigh Anne Touhy: Like vinegar. (“the blind side”)
Effie Trinket: I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! [looks at Katniss]
Haymitch Abernathy: ( gives katniss a thumbs up) Nice shooting, sweetheart (“The Hunger Games”)
a shadow crossed in front of me. A bare hand snatched the blade out of the air. The meteoric iron turned gray and crumbled. Jacobi’s eyes widened. She hastily drew her second knife. “Who are you? “ she demanded.
“Walt Stone, “ he said “blood of the pharaohs. And Anubis, god of the dead.” He stepped in front of me, shielding me from my enemies. Maybe my vision was double because I cracked my head, but I saw the two of them with equal clarity-both handsome and powerful, both quite angry. “We speak with one voice, “ Walt said. “Especially on this matter. No one harms Sadie Kane.”
He thrust out his hand. The floor split open at Sarah Jacobi’s feet, and souls of the dead sprang up like weeds-skeletakl hands, glowing faces, fanged shadows and winged ba with their claws extended, The swarmed Sarah Jacobi, wrapping her in ghostly linen, and dragged her screaming into the chasm. The floor closed behind her, leaving no trace that she had ever existed. The black noose slackened around Amos’ neck, and the voices of Set laughed with delight. “That’s my boy!”
“Shut up, Father.” Anubis said. In the Duat Anubis looked as he always had, with his tousled dark hair and lovely brown eyes, but I’d never seen him filled with such rage. I realized that anyone who dared to hurt me would suffer his full wrath , and Walt wasn’t going to hold him back. (The Kane Chronicles: The Serpent’s Shadow)
Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)
chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.
Emerson: I might be stuck, but I can still reach my gun ("pushing daisies")
Squire Trelawney: Gentlemen, this is a genuine bona-fide treasure map.
Jim Hawkins: Really?
Squire Trelawney: Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.
Squire Trelawney: Oh, Mr. Bimbo is the man who lives inside my finger. He is very smart. He's been to the moon. Oh... twice.
Rizzo: I smell a bozo. (“Muppt Treasure Island”)
Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.
Georgette: It's not?(Insulted)it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!
Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?
Tito: Very impressed! (Pants)
Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.
Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)
Captain Hook: I know you're hurting, Swan, but there are better ways to grieve Baelfire's death then letting anger overcome you.
Emma Swan: Let me guess. Rum?
Captain Hook: Never hurts. (“Once Upon A Time”)
Statler: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
Waldorf: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience. (“Muppet Treasure Island”)
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