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Joined 08-18-03, id: 370569, Profile Updated: 07-31-18
Author has written 27 stories for General, General, and Nature.

the name's BigKidatHeart but you can call me BK

I hope you enjoy the poems and stories!

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Belle: You have wolf hearing too?

Granny: It's not all it's cracked up to be. Especially when you run a hotel ("Once Upon A Time")

Jack: oh, if you were a boy, you’d be talking through a fist in your mouth.

Katherine: And if I were a boy, you’d be looking at me through one swollen eye!

Jack: Yeah? Well, don’t let that stop ya! Give me your best shot!

[big kiss]

Katherine: [pulls back] : Wait…

Jack: …HUH?” (Newsies the Musical )

The Middleman: Caffeine is a drug, Dubbie.

Wendy: I'm holding a molecular stun cannon.("The MiddleMan")

“Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.

"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"

"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.

"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.

"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags

"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.” (harry potter and the order of the phoenix)

Pumbaa: Your Majesty. I gravel at your feet. [starts kissing Simba's feet]

Adult Simba: Stop that.

Timon: It's not gravel, it's grovel.(“ the lion king “)

Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not? (Insulted) it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! (Pants)

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

Park Policeman (searching The Mask): Bazooka?

Mask: I have a permit for that.

Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife.

Lieutenant Kellaway: What?

Mask: Uh-oh.

Lieutenant Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!

Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! [Slaps both Kellaway & Doyle in the face repeatedly] That's gotta hurt. (Runs off) (“The mask”)

Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)

Sean Armstrong: [Corrine's writing Sean's name on a list of nannies] what’re you doing?

Corinne: This place is like the roach motel, the nannies check in...

Sean Armstrong: But they don't check out. Yeah... that's not so many names.

Corinne: Kuh! [Presses a button, causing the list to drop down several sheets]

Sean Armstrong: Oh... I can handle myself. [Walks into a door]

Corinne: I hope your Blue Cross is paid up!? (“Mr. Nanny”)

Benjamina Gunn: Smolley, can it be you?

Smollett: Benjamina.

Benjamina Gunn: Hi-yah! (Karate chops Smollett sends him flying into the gong)

Smollett (To the gong ringer): uh- Old girlfriend (collapses on the ground) (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

Sawyer (showing winter her new tail): Dr. McCarthy made it special for today. See? There he is . He stayed up all night making it for you

(Winter makes a raspberry sound through her blowhole) Dr. McCarthy: my sentiments exactly (“Dolphin Tale 2”)

David Nolan: So, Rumplestiltskin is Henry's grandfather?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Apparently.

David Nolan: But *I'm* his grandfather.

Mary Margaret Blanchard: You can have more than one.

David Nolan: So, his... step-grandmother is Regina, the Evil Queen?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Actually, his step-great-grandmother. And she's also his adoptive mother.

David Nolan: [sighs] it’s a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land, 'cause that dinner would suck. ('Once upon a time")

Timon: All right let's see, gee Simba!, the good news is, we found your daughter. The bad news is, we dropped a warthog on her. Is there a problem with that?

Pumbaa(looking around for kirra): kiara? Kiara?

Timon: Pumbaa, let me define, BABYSITTING!! (‘lion king 2: simba’s pride”)

[after Moana attempts to sail a boat for the first time and crashes it] Moana: Are you gonna tell Dad?

Gramma Tala: I'm his mom. I don't have to tell him anything. (“Moana”)

"Norbert?" Charlie laughed. "The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now."

"Wha -- Norbert's a girl?"

"Oh yeah," said Charlie.

"How can you tell?" asked Hermione.

"They're a lot more vicious," said Charlie.” (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.

Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan, so... I know what you're saying (“Once Upon A Time”) (“Once Upon A Time”)

Then Wet Lindsay slimed up and actually touched his cheek. My boyfriend’s cheek she touched. With her slimy hand. Tom said, “Leave it Gee, just be cool. Honestly he’ll like you better if you don’t make a fuss.” Huh. What did Hunky know about it? Then he said, “Besides which, you’re not long off your stick, and she will definitely kill you” Fair point. She had deliberately and viciously whacked me round the ankles in a hockey match last month and I didn’t want to be hobbling round for another two weeks (knocked out by my nunga-nungas)

Captain Hook: I know you're hurting, Swan, but there are better ways to grieve Baelfire's death then letting anger overcome you.

Emma Swan: Let me guess. Rum?

Captain Hook: Never hurts. (“Once Upon A Time”)

Emerson: What got thee to a nunnery?

Olive: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know?

Emerson: Not especially. That was just my attempt at polite wee talk. Moment's passed, so let's talk compensation.("pushing daisies")

Gareth: There should be a standardized system, based on the rotation of the earth, in relation to its position to the sun and the moon.

King Richard: You sound like a witch.. (“Galavant”)

Droid: You dumb-dumbs got any non-lethal semi-combustible diversionary devices?
Lance: What?
Pidge: (Beat) I think he's... LOOKING FOR FIRECRACKERS!
Hunk: (smugly) Oh, it worked. (“Voltron: Legendary Defender” )

Ned: I had a sexy dream about Olive last night and I'm sure it was influenced by a reality-based kiss. By the road. You know...

Emerson: There is no way for this conversation to be anything but awkward for me. ("Pushing daisies")

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When It All Breaks Down by the-foresight reviews
This is quite a desperate one, probably because it's more personal than my others. Please tell me what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006
One True Love by haeitsheerin
I wrote this to my boyfriend...obviously. But it says about how I started going out with him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005
Someday We'll Be Friends by sarcastic-student reviews
Are first loves ever really over?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005
The Power of Words by Ann Lee reviews
"When You ask of a time when words have had power for me..." Why I love words/books.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
The Mark by evil-kinevil reviews
The story of a teenager's discovery about her true identity and the existence of other worlds. She discovers that people she thought she knew aren't what they seem, and she embarks on a journey to discover her true power and to learn her true mission.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
Abandoned by Luna Nightraven reviews
Reflections of why a relationship is ended, put into verse. I know that isn't a good summary, so just read it! Please R&R.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004
Together with the Dragon by nightdragon0 reviews
A short and simple poem about soaring the skies with a Dragon. Also an assignment I did for one of my classes.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Complete
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The Grip
Rhyming couplet poem I wrote the other day,
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 7/31 - Complete
Crazy June Weather
Just a little haiku I wrote on june 13 watching the heavy rain fall from a bust stop. XxX separates the verses. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 6/25
We Don't Like You
a spoof of the catchy Galavant earworm song " I don't like you." A take on what the cast of "The Incredibles 2 " would be telling "Jurassic World fallen Kingdom" 's cast". hop you like it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Published: 6/18 - Complete
One jump ahead spoofs
spoofs of aladdin's one jump ahead song. what happens when my friends decide that i've opened my big mouth one too many times? read on to find out
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Complete
plenty of spoofs reviews
spoofs/parodies/ satires etc that I have written . I hope you like them. Please remember to read & review.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 8/14/2007
The Most Wonderful Night of the Year
since the academy awards are Sunday I made this spoof of Andy Williams' famous christmas song " It's the most wonderful day of the year" . Enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 2/26 - Complete
We Saw Your Bad Films - 2018
A spoof of Seth macfarlane's catchy and funny we saw your boobs song from the 2013 involving bad films and the 2018 golden raspberry nominees
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Published: 2/2
We saw your bad films-2017
Spoof of Seth Macfarlane's "we saw your boobs" from the 2013 oscars 'starring ' some of this year's golden raspberry uh 'winners' . enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Complete
Emotional roller coaster reviews
Also Known as "Ultimate you. ". This is a true story about events in my life, that took place during fall 2001 to spring 2005. I wrote the first 7 parts in summer 2004 as a 1 year fictionpress gift. I hope you like it. Now with new songs and new titles!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
snow poem part 2
older poem that's a follow up to my poem "Ode to Snow". based on the Blizzard of 2005. written on Feb. 21, 2005.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete
winter's so called joys reviews
a short poem i wrote a few years ago about the ever so 'fun' of winter.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
Leaving reviews
i just came up with this little haiku about leaving while thinking about my last day at the summer camp i work at . please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2015
enough snow! reviews
just a poem i came up with about my recent feeling of the white stuff
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Complete
eight pains of hanukah reviews
just what it says: a hanukkah version of the christmas/comedy song "twelve pains of christmas" . please read and review. enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Complete
endless winter reviews
this is a rhyming couplet poem i came up with yesterday watching light flurries of the dreaded white stuff (snow) whip around in the air. please read and review
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Complete
a lovely bunch of coconuts err poems reviews
just what the title says- i was watching the lion king when i came up with it. take a look inside & check them out. . Please review after you have read them. thanks.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008
oft walked path reviews
another half rhyming free verse , half haiku poem. i came up with it yesterday during a break from a long walk. please read and review
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
cape cod summer reviews
a half haiku, half rhyming free verse poem i came up with three days ago. I hope you like it
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
morning walk reviews
this is a short five sense poem i came up with the other day. enjoy and please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013
no more snow! reviews
spoof of the song 'let it grow' from the 2012 movie 'the lorax'. just what i think people on the east coast are thinking after this latest dumping of snow. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
body pump poem
this is kind of a prequel to 'a different kind of therapy', which i wrote last year. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
a different kind of therapy reviews
i wrote this rhyming poem today. enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
spring pleeeeeaaaase hurry! reviews
half haiku half free verse poem i wrote in 2011 when i was getting sick of winter. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
ode to snow aka snow poem part 1 reviews
i wrote this back in 2004 watching snow fall to the ground. enjoy
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
dreaded illness reviews
a poem i wrote the day before my final last week.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
heat wave
I came up with this poem during the country wide heat wave that happened in summer 2006. it utilizes all of the senses
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Mighty battle
this is one of my older poems formerley know as 'the battle'. trust me it's not what about you think it is. please let me know what you though of it. thanks!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete