BigKidatHeart
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Joined 08-18-03, id: 370569, Profile Updated: 02-08-18
Author has written 24 stories for General, General, and Nature.

the name's BigKidatHeart but you can call me BK

I hope you enjoy the poems and stories!

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Sawyer (showing winter her new tail): Dr. McCarthy made it special for today. See? There he is . He stayed up all night making it for you (Winter makes a raspberry sound through her blowhole)

Dr. McCarthy: my sentiments exactly (“dolphin Tale 2”)

Cameron: We are screwed.

Michael: Hey, no, hey. I don't wanna hear that defeatist attitude... I wanna hear you upbeat!

Cameron: [more upbeat] We are screwed!

Michael: There ya go. (“10 things I hate about you”)

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Lucius: The public is in danger!

Honey: My evening's in danger!

Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

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Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! ("the incredibles")

Katherine: Will the richest and most pwerful men in New York give the time of day to a gang of kids who haven't got a nickel to their name?

Crutchie: Hey, you don't gotta be insultin'. I got...a nickel. (Newsies the Musical )

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[after Moana attempts to sail a boat for the first time and crashes it] Moana: Are you gonna tell Dad?

Gramma Tala: I'm his mom. I don't have to tell him anything. (“Moana”)

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Carter: get moving. It’s my turn to run interference

Bast: you realize it’ll kill you

Carter: thanks for the vote of confidence. Now scat! (Bast runs off with Sadie on her arm)

(after seeing the Set animal plow into a cop) Carter: Hey Moose! (it locks its eyes on him)

Horus: Well done! We shall die with honor!

Carter: shut up! (the Kane chronicles: the red pyramid)

The Middleman: Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind("The MiddleMan")

Minny (to Skeeter): Miss Skeeter you don’t have a good life here in Jackson. You ain’t got nothing left here but enemies in the Junior League and a mama that's gonna drive you to drink. You done burned ever bridge there is. And you ain't never gone get another boyfriend in this town and everbody know it. So don't walk your white butt to New York, run it. (“The help")

Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)

David Nolan: So, Rumplestiltskin is Henry's grandfather?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Apparently.

David Nolan: But *I'm* his grandfather.

Mary Margaret Blanchard: You can have more than one.

David Nolan: So, his... step-grandmother is Regina, the Evil Queen?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Actually, his step-great-grandmother. And she's also his adoptive mother.

David Nolan: [sighs] it’s a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land, 'cause that dinner would suck. ('Once upon a time")

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Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not? (Insulted) it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! (Pants)

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

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Chi Fu: You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”)

Sean Armstrong: [Corrine's writing Sean's name on a list of nannies] what’re you doing?

Corinne: This place is like the roach motel, the nannies check in...

Sean Armstrong: But they don't check out. Yeah... that's not so many names.

Corinne: Kuh! [Presses a button, causing the list to drop down several sheets]

Sean Armstrong: Oh... I can handle myself. [Walks into a door]

Corinne: I hope your Blue Cross is paid up!? (“Mr. Nanny”)

Romeo: well hello. Hello. Hello beautiful

Jack: whoa Step aside romeo. Nothing more that concerns you here. hello mam. May I interest you in the latest news headlines

Katherine: The paper isn’t out yet

Jack: oh I’d be delighted to deliver it to you personally

Katherine: I’ve got a headline for you: cheeky boy gets nothing for his troubles ( walks away)

Romeo: ooooh! You struck out

Jack: I’m crushed ("Newsies the Musical ")

Chi Fu: You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”)

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Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)

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When It All Breaks Down by the-foresight reviews
This is quite a desperate one, probably because it's more personal than my others. Please tell me what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006
One True Love by haeitsheerin
I wrote this to my boyfriend...obviously. But it says about how I started going out with him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005
Someday We'll Be Friends by sarcastic-student reviews
Are first loves ever really over?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005
The Power of Words by Ann Lee reviews
"When You ask of a time when words have had power for me..." Why I love words/books.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
The Mark by evil-kinevil reviews
The story of a teenager's discovery about her true identity and the existence of other worlds. She discovers that people she thought she knew aren't what they seem, and she embarks on a journey to discover her true power and to learn her true mission.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
Abandoned by Luna Nightraven reviews
Reflections of why a relationship is ended, put into verse. I know that isn't a good summary, so just read it! Please R&R.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004
Together with the Dragon by nightdragon0 reviews
A short and simple poem about soaring the skies with a Dragon. Also an assignment I did for one of my classes.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Complete
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parodies a plenty reviews
a few of my spoofs/parodies/ satires etc that I have written . I hope you like them. Please remember to read & review.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/14/2007
We Saw Your Bad Films - 2018
A spoof of Seth macfarlane's catchy and funny we saw your boobs song from the 2013 involving bad films and the 2018 golden raspberry nominees
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Published: 2/2
One jump ahead spoofs
spoofs of aladdin's one jump ahead song. what happens when my friends decide that i've opened my big mouth one too many times? read on to find out
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,600 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Complete
We saw your bad films-2017
Spoof of Seth Macfarlane's "we saw your boobs" from the 2013 oscars 'starring ' some of this year's golden raspberry uh 'winners' . enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Complete
Emotional roller coaster reviews
Also Known as "Ultimate you. ". This is a true story about events in my life, that took place during fall 2001 to spring 2005. I wrote the first 7 parts in summer 2004 as a 1 year fictionpress gift. I hope you like it. Now with new songs and new titles!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
i'll handle the messy work-Ouija 2 version
my newest "I'll do the dirty work spoof!"
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Complete
snow poem part 2
older poem that's a follow up to my poem "Ode to Snow". based on the Blizzard of 2005. written on Feb. 21, 2005.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete
winter's so called joys reviews
a short poem i wrote a few years ago about the ever so 'fun' of winter.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
Leaving reviews
i just came up with this little haiku about leaving while thinking about my last day at the summer camp i work at . please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2015
enough snow! reviews
just a poem i came up with about my recent feeling of the white stuff
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Complete
eight pains of hanukah reviews
just what it says: a hanukkah version of the christmas/comedy song "twelve pains of christmas" . please read and review. enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Complete
endless winter reviews
this is a rhyming couplet poem i came up with yesterday watching light flurries of the dreaded white stuff (snow) whip around in the air. please read and review
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Complete
a lovely bunch of coconuts err poems reviews
just what the title says- i was watching the lion king when i came up with it. take a look inside & check them out. . Please review after you have read them. thanks.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008
oft walked path reviews
another half rhyming free verse , half haiku poem. i came up with it yesterday during a break from a long walk. please read and review
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
cape cod summer reviews
a half haiku, half rhyming free verse poem i came up with three days ago. I hope you like it
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
morning walk reviews
this is a short five sense poem i came up with the other day. enjoy and please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013
no more snow! reviews
spoof of the song 'let it grow' from the 2012 movie 'the lorax'. just what i think people on the east coast are thinking after this latest dumping of snow. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
body pump poem
this is kind of a prequel to 'a different kind of therapy', which i wrote last year. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
a different kind of therapy reviews
i wrote this rhyming poem today. enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
spring pleeeeeaaaase hurry! reviews
half haiku half free verse poem i wrote in 2011 when i was getting sick of winter. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
ode to snow aka snow poem part 1 reviews
i wrote this back in 2004 watching snow fall to the ground. enjoy
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
dreaded illness reviews
a poem i wrote the day before my final last week.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
heat wave
I came up with this poem during the country wide heat wave that happened in summer 2006. it utilizes all of the senses
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Mighty battle
this is one of my older poems formerley know as 'the battle'. trust me it's not what about you think it is. please let me know what you though of it. thanks!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete