BigKidatHeart
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Joined 08-18-03, id: 370569, Profile Updated: 04-10-21
Author has written 43 stories for General, General, and Nature.

the name's BigKidatHeart but you can call me BK

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The Middleman: Caffeine is a drug, Dubbie.

Wendy: I'm holding a molecular stun cannon.("The MiddleMan")

“We'll earn it all back today," I say, and we both plow into our plates. Even cold, it's one of the things I've ever tasted. I abandon my fork and scrape up the last dabs of gravy with my fingers. "I can feel Effie trinket shuddering at my manners."

"Hey, Effie, watch this!" says Peeta. He tosses his fork over his shoulder and literally licks his plate his plate clean with his tongue making loud, satisfied sounds. Then he blows a kiss to her in general, and calls, "We miss you, Effie!" I cover his hand with my mouth. But I am laughing. \(The Hunger Games)

Sawyer: if they accept each other you'll see this - parallel swimming . Anything else- anything aggressive remember safety first - ours and there's. so any questions?

Clay hasket ( raises his hand): yeah

Sawyer: yes, dr. Clay?

Clay: hasket: when'd you get so bossy? ( "Dolphin Tale 2")

Droid: You dumb-dumbs got any non-lethal semi-combustible diversionary devices?

Lance: What?

Pidge: (Beat) I think he's... LOOKING FOR FIRECRACKERS!

Hunk: (smugly) Oh, it worked. (“Voltron: Legendary Defender” )

“Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.

"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"

"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.

"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.

"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags

"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.” (harry potter and the order of the phoenix)

Isabella:I believe I have a wedding planner to see. And better believe it... his ass belongs to me!(“galavant”)

[while surrounding himself in a ring of fire with his torch] Nuka: Roasty-toasty princess! Roasty-toasty princess!

[Stops] Nuka: Hey, is it hot in here or is it just me? [Notices he's in a ring of... ] FIRE!(“The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride”)

King Of Valencia: as a former king who once led armies into battle I must say that we are knee-deep in poopie kaka.

Princess Isabella : thanks Dad. (“ galavant”)

Madame Morrible: You must be Nessarose. you are tragically beautiful. [Turns to Elphaba and screams]

Elphaba: I'm the other daughter, Elphaba. I'm beautifully tragic. (Wicked)

Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory???

Graystripe:...Drowning?

Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory?

Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?” (Warriors: Fire & Ice )

Shenzi: I just hear that name and I shudder.

Banzai: Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooooh! Do it again!

Banzai: Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooooh!

Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooooh! [breaks into laughter] : And it tingles me!

Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots.(“ the lion king “)

Luci: (as Big Jo puts Luci-in-a-bottle in his bag) You can't do this to me, man! I want my lawyer!

(a demon in a bottle next to Luci, distinguished from all the others by a tie, speaks up) Demon lawyer: Uh, I'm in here. Don't. Say. Anything. (“Disenchantment”)

Sadie: do something Evil Day! Get rid of them

Set: no need to get personal with the names

Carter : maybe you’d prefer Rockin’ Red Reaper

Set: ( making a picture frame with his fingers as if imagining that name on his driver’s license) yes… that would be nice (Kane Chronicles: The Throne of Fire)

Spa'am Give up no weak and tiny pirate man. or die like stinking dogs ( The wild boars cheers. Long John Silver shoots off Spa’am’s head feathers) .Hmm… we see you have boom-boom sticks... bye bye. ( they all scamper)

Benjamin Gun ( face palms and groans): oh brother.. (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

Dr. Cameron McCarthy: No one in his right mind would try to put a tail on a fish. Luckily, I'm not

Sawyer Nelson: Not what?

Dr. Cameron McCarthy: in my right mind (“Dolphin Tale”)

Chi Fu: Insolent ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”

Minny Jackson:Now Mr. Johnny's gonna catch me here, and shoot me dead right here on this no-wax floor. You gotta tell him. Ain't he wonderin' how the cookin's so good?

Celia Foote:You're right. Maybe we oughta burn the chicken a little.

Minny Jackson:Minnie don't burn no chicken. (“The Help”)

sean Tuohy: You really expect Michael to lay down on a couch and talk about his childhood like he's Woody Allen or something? I mean, Michael's gift is his ability to forget. He's mad at no one and he really doesn't care happened in the past.

Leigh Anne Touhy: You're right.

Sean Tuohy: Excuse me? 'You're right'? How'd those words taste coming out of your mouth?

Leigh Anne Touhy: Like vinegar. (“the blind side”)

Effie Trinket: I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! [looks at Katniss]

Haymitch Abernathy: ( gives katniss a thumbs up) Nice shooting, sweetheart (“The Hunger Games”)

a shadow crossed in front of me. A bare hand snatched the blade out of the air. The meteoric iron turned gray and crumbled. Jacobi’s eyes widened. She hastily drew her second knife. “Who are you? “ she demanded.

“Walt Stone, “ he said “blood of the pharaohs. And Anubis, god of the dead.” He stepped in front of me, shielding me from my enemies. Maybe my vision was double because I cracked my head, but I saw the two of them with equal clarity-both handsome and powerful, both quite angry. “We speak with one voice, “ Walt said. “Especially on this matter. No one harms Sadie Kane.”

He thrust out his hand. The floor split open at Sarah Jacobi’s feet, and souls of the dead sprang up like weeds-skeletakl hands, glowing faces, fanged shadows and winged ba with their claws extended, The swarmed Sarah Jacobi, wrapping her in ghostly linen, and dragged her screaming into the chasm. The floor closed behind her, leaving no trace that she had ever existed. The black noose slackened around Amos’ neck, and the voices of Set laughed with delight. “That’s my boy!”

“Shut up, Father.” Anubis said. In the Duat Anubis looked as he always had, with his tousled dark hair and lovely brown eyes, but I’d never seen him filled with such rage. I realized that anyone who dared to hurt me would suffer his full wrath , and Walt wasn’t going to hold him back. (The Kane Chronicles: The Serpent’s Shadow)

Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)

chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.

Emerson: I might be stuck, but I can still reach my gun ("pushing daisies")

Squire Trelawney: Gentlemen, this is a genuine bona-fide treasure map.

Jim Hawkins: Really?

Squire Trelawney: Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.

Squire Trelawney: Oh, Mr. Bimbo is the man who lives inside my finger. He is very smart. He's been to the moon. Oh... twice.

Rizzo: I smell a bozo. (“Muppt Treasure Island”)

Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not?(Insulted)it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! (Pants)

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

Captain Hook: I know you're hurting, Swan, but there are better ways to grieve Baelfire's death then letting anger overcome you.

Emma Swan: Let me guess. Rum?

Captain Hook: Never hurts. (“Once Upon A Time”)

Statler: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.

Waldorf: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience. (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

AAAAAAAAA

I hope you enjoy the poems and stories!

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When It All Breaks Down by the-foresight reviews
This is quite a desperate one, probably because it's more personal than my others. Please tell me what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006
One True Love by haeitsheerin
I wrote this to my boyfriend...obviously. But it says about how I started going out with him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005
Someday We'll Be Friends by sarcastic-student reviews
Are first loves ever really over?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005
The Power of Words by Ann Lee reviews
"When You ask of a time when words have had power for me..." Why I love words/books.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
The Mark by evil-kinevil reviews
The story of a teenager's discovery about her true identity and the existence of other worlds. She discovers that people she thought she knew aren't what they seem, and she embarks on a journey to discover her true power and to learn her true mission.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
Abandoned by Luna Nightraven reviews
Reflections of why a relationship is ended, put into verse. I know that isn't a good summary, so just read it! Please R&R.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004
Together with the Dragon by nightdragon0 reviews
A short and simple poem about soaring the skies with a Dragon. Also an assignment I did for one of my classes.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Complete
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I'll do the dirty work spoofs reviews
spoofs of the catchy 'I'll do the dirty work' song from 1984's my little pony :the movie. It's about how yours truly and my fan fiction alter ego WyldClaw ( WC) try to convince each other to be dragged see horror movies by our friends. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/23/2020
plenty of spoofs reviews
spoofs/parodies/ satires etc that I have written . I hope you like them. Please remember to read & review.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/14/2007
Another One Jump Ahead Spoof
Just what the title says. This is another spoof of "One Jump Ahead" from Disney's Aladdin.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Published: 1/17 - Complete
The Twelve Pains of 2020
a late spoof of the hilarious Christmas song " The Twelve Pains of Christmas " .My take on what the world was thinking a few weeks ago .
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Published: 1/4 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas-2020 style
A spoof of the classic Twelve Days of Christmas song
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Published: 1/4 - Complete
Fall Changes
This is a half haiku, half free verse poem i came up with a few days ago.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Complete
Unusual Summer
A rhyming couplet poem I came up with yesterday
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Published: 8/18/2020 - Complete
All We Want This Year Spoof
this is a spoof of the funny family guy song "all we want this year" written in december 2019.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Published: 5/23/2020
Fried reviews
I wrote this poem last Thursday . . hope you like it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Complete
In Quarantine reviews
spoof of "Under The Sea " from The Little Mermaid. what the world is probably thinking right now.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2020 - Complete
Nor'Easter Fever
Spoof of the catchy cabin fever song from muppet treasure island written in response to the 3 nor'easters that struck The east coast January-march 2018. italics mean extra lines not in the original spoof
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Published: 4/20/2020 - Complete
Blahness
A half haiku, half free verse poem I wrote last night. My feelings about being trapped under the self quarantine ban
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 3/30/2020 - Complete
So Long Farewell Glee Version
this is a parody of 'so long farewell' from 'the sound of music' . I wrote it on march 20, 2015 for the end of glee. It is dedicated to all the gleeks ( aka glee fans). Names have been changed to ..protect the innocent.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Published: 3/23/2020 - Complete
Self-Quarantine Blues
This is a parody of Eddie Cochran's song "Summertime Blues". I did the best i could to keep the spoof in line with the catchy melody of the old time tune . enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 3/22/2020 - Complete
Bottled Up
this is an old poem from 2005
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2020 - Complete
The 12 Pains of Winter Finals
A spoof of Bob River's The 12 Pians of Christmas. Inspired by the stress brought on recently by my last final
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Published: 12/17/2019
Scorch
a poem I wrote thinking of the oppressive heat slapping Cape Cod and most of the country today
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Complete
Nothing Can Stop The Marvel Heroes
A spoof of nothing can stop the smooze" from 1984's My Little Pony: The Movie. XxX separates the verses. Italics are added lines not in original song.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Complete
We Saw Your Bad Films spoofs
spoofs of Seth macfarlane's catchy and funny we saw your boobs song from the 2013 involving bad films and the 2018 and 2018 golden raspberry aka the Razzie nominees.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 589 - Updated: 11/22/2018 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
Holidays Are Coming' Back To Town reviews
a spoof of Mariah Carey's "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". Probably what many people are thinking seeing Christmas decorations up already. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Complete
The Grip
Rhyming couplet poem I wrote the other day,
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Complete
Crazy June Weather
Just a little haiku I wrote on june 13 watching the heavy rain fall from a bust stop. XxX separates the verses. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 6/25/2018
We Don't Like You
a spoof of the catchy Galavant earworm song " I don't like you." A take on what the cast of "The Incredibles 2 " would be telling "Jurassic World fallen Kingdom" 's cast". hop you like it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Published: 6/18/2018 - Complete
A One Jump Ahead Parody
spoofs of aladdin's one jump ahead song. what happens when my friends decide that i've opened my big mouth one too many times? read on to find out
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Complete
The Most Wonderful Night of the Year
since the academy awards are Sunday I made this spoof of Andy Williams' famous christmas song " It's the most wonderful day of the year" . Enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Complete
Emotional roller coaster reviews
Also Known as "Ultimate you. ". This is a true story about events in my life, that took place during fall 2001 to spring 2005. I wrote the first 7 parts in summer 2004 as a 1 year fictionpress gift. I hope you like it. Now with new songs and new titles!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
snow poem part 2
older poem that's a follow up to my poem "Ode to Snow". based on the Blizzard of 2005. written on Feb. 21, 2005.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete
winter's so called joys reviews
a short poem i wrote a few years ago about the ever so 'fun' of winter.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
Leaving reviews
i just came up with this little haiku about leaving while thinking about my last day at the summer camp i work at . please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2015
enough snow! reviews
just a poem i came up with about my recent feeling of the white stuff
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Complete
eight pains of hanukah reviews
just what it says: a hanukkah version of the christmas/comedy song "twelve pains of christmas" . please read and review. enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Complete
endless winter reviews
this is a rhyming couplet poem i came up with yesterday watching light flurries of the dreaded white stuff (snow) whip around in the air. please read and review
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Complete
oft walked path reviews
another half rhyming free verse , half haiku poem. i came up with it yesterday during a break from a long walk. please read and review
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
cape cod summer reviews
a half haiku, half rhyming free verse poem i came up with three days ago. I hope you like it
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
morning walk reviews
this is a short five sense poem i came up with the other day. enjoy and please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013
no more snow! reviews
spoof of the song 'let it grow' from the 2012 movie 'the lorax'. just what i think people on the east coast are thinking after this latest dumping of snow. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
body pump poem
this is kind of a prequel to 'a different kind of therapy', which i wrote last year. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
a different kind of therapy reviews
i wrote this rhyming poem today. enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
spring pleeeeeaaaase hurry! reviews
half haiku half free verse poem i wrote in 2011 when i was getting sick of winter. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
ode to snow aka snow poem part 1 reviews
i wrote this back in 2004 watching snow fall to the ground. enjoy
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
dreaded illness reviews
a poem i wrote the day before my final last week.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
heat wave
I came up with this poem during the country wide heat wave that happened in summer 2006. it utilizes all of the senses
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Mighty battle
this is one of my older poems formerley know as 'the battle'. trust me it's not what about you think it is. please let me know what you though of it. thanks!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete