Author has written 27 stories for General, General, and Nature.
the name's BigKidatHeart but you can call me BK
I hope you enjoy the poems and stories!
Belle: You have wolf hearing too?
Granny: It's not all it's cracked up to be. Especially when you run a hotel ("Once Upon A Time")
Jack: oh, if you were a boy, you’d be talking through a fist in your mouth.
Katherine: And if I were a boy, you’d be looking at me through one swollen eye!
Jack: Yeah? Well, don’t let that stop ya! Give me your best shot!
Katherine: [pulls back] : Wait…
Jack: …HUH?” (Newsies the Musical )
The Middleman: Caffeine is a drug, Dubbie.
Wendy: I'm holding a molecular stun cannon.("The MiddleMan")
“Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.” (harry potter and the order of the phoenix)
Pumbaa: Your Majesty. I gravel at your feet. [starts kissing Simba's feet]
Adult Simba: Stop that.
Timon: It's not gravel, it's grovel.(“ the lion king “)
Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.
Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.
Georgette: It's not? (Insulted) it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!
Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?
Tito: Very impressed! (Pants)
Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.
Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)
Park Policeman (searching The Mask): Bazooka?
Mask: I have a permit for that.
Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Lieutenant Kellaway: What?
Lieutenant Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!
Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! [Slaps both Kellaway & Doyle in the face repeatedly] That's gotta hurt. (Runs off) (“The mask”)
Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)
Sean Armstrong: [Corrine's writing Sean's name on a list of nannies] what’re you doing?
Corinne: This place is like the roach motel, the nannies check in...
Sean Armstrong: But they don't check out. Yeah... that's not so many names.
Corinne: Kuh! [Presses a button, causing the list to drop down several sheets]
Sean Armstrong: Oh... I can handle myself. [Walks into a door]
Corinne: I hope your Blue Cross is paid up!? (“Mr. Nanny”)
Benjamina Gunn: Smolley, can it be you?
Benjamina Gunn: Hi-yah! (Karate chops Smollett sends him flying into the gong)
Smollett (To the gong ringer): uh- Old girlfriend (collapses on the ground) (“Muppet Treasure Island”)
Sawyer (showing winter her new tail): Dr. McCarthy made it special for today. See? There he is . He stayed up all night making it for you
(Winter makes a raspberry sound through her blowhole) Dr. McCarthy: my sentiments exactly (“Dolphin Tale 2”)
David Nolan: So, Rumplestiltskin is Henry's grandfather?
Mary Margaret Blanchard: Apparently.
David Nolan: But *I'm* his grandfather.
Mary Margaret Blanchard: You can have more than one.
David Nolan: So, his... step-grandmother is Regina, the Evil Queen?
Mary Margaret Blanchard: Actually, his step-great-grandmother. And she's also his adoptive mother.
David Nolan: [sighs] it’s a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land, 'cause that dinner would suck. ('Once upon a time")
Timon: All right let's see, gee Simba!, the good news is, we found your daughter. The bad news is, we dropped a warthog on her. Is there a problem with that?
Pumbaa(looking around for kirra): kiara? Kiara?
Timon: Pumbaa, let me define, BABYSITTING!! (‘lion king 2: simba’s pride”)
[after Moana attempts to sail a boat for the first time and crashes it] Moana: Are you gonna tell Dad?
Gramma Tala: I'm his mom. I don't have to tell him anything. (“Moana”)
"Norbert?" Charlie laughed. "The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now."
"Wha -- Norbert's a girl?"
"Oh yeah," said Charlie.
"How can you tell?" asked Hermione.
"They're a lot more vicious," said Charlie.” (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious. Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan, so... I know what you're saying (“Once Upon A Time”) (“Once Upon A Time”) Then Wet Lindsay slimed up and actually touched his cheek. My boyfriend’s cheek she touched. With her slimy hand. Tom said, “Leave it Gee, just be cool. Honestly he’ll like you better if you don’t make a fuss.” Huh. What did Hunky know about it? Then he said, “Besides which, you’re not long off your stick, and she will definitely kill you” Fair point. She had deliberately and viciously whacked me round the ankles in a hockey match last month and I didn’t want to be hobbling round for another two weeks (knocked out by my nunga-nungas
Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.
Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan, so... I know what you're saying (“Once Upon A Time”) (“Once Upon A Time”)
Then Wet Lindsay slimed up and actually touched his cheek. My boyfriend’s cheek she touched. With her slimy hand. Tom said, “Leave it Gee, just be cool. Honestly he’ll like you better if you don’t make a fuss.” Huh. What did Hunky know about it? Then he said, “Besides which, you’re not long off your stick, and she will definitely kill you” Fair point. She had deliberately and viciously whacked me round the ankles in a hockey match last month and I didn’t want to be hobbling round for another two weeks (knocked out by my nunga-nungas)
Captain Hook: I know you're hurting, Swan, but there are better ways to grieve Baelfire's death then letting anger overcome you.
Emma Swan: Let me guess. Rum?
Captain Hook: Never hurts. (“Once Upon A Time”)
Emerson: What got thee to a nunnery?
Olive: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know?
Emerson: Not especially. That was just my attempt at polite wee talk. Moment's passed, so let's talk compensation.("pushing daisies")
Gareth: There should be a standardized system, based on the rotation of the earth, in relation to its position to the sun and the moon.
King Richard: You sound like a witch.. (“Galavant”)
Droid: You dumb-dumbs got any non-lethal semi-combustible diversionary devices?
Ned: I had a sexy dream about Olive last night and I'm sure it was influenced by a reality-based kiss. By the road. You know...
Emerson: There is no way for this conversation to be anything but awkward for me. ("Pushing daisies")