BigKidatHeart
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Joined 08-18-03, id: 370569, Profile Updated: 07-25-22
Author has written 53 stories for General, General, and Nature.

the name's BigKidatHeart but you can call me BK

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Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not?(Insulted)it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! (Pants)

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)

David Nolan: so Rumpelstiltskin is Henry’s grandfather?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Apparently.

David Nolan: But *I'm* his grandfather.

Mary Margaret Blanchard: You can have more than one.

David Nolan: So, his... step-grandmother is Regina, the Evil Queen?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Actually, his step-great-grandmother. And she's also his adoptive mother.

David Nolan: [sighs] it’s a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land, 'cause that dinner would suck. ('Once upon a time”)

Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)

Honey: My evening's in danger!

Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! ("the Incredibles”

Zira: It's over, Simba! I have dreamed of nothing else for years!

Timon: [speaking to himself] Boy, does she need a hobby. (“The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride”)

A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way.”(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix )

Then Wet Lindsay slimed up and actually touched his cheek. My boyfriend’s cheek she touched. With her slimy hand. Tom said, “Leave it Gee, just be cool. Honestly he’ll like you better if you don’t make a fuss.” Huh. What did Hunky know about it? Then he said, “Besides which, you’re not long off your stick, and she will definitely kill you.”

Fair point. She had deliberately and viciously whacked me round the ankles in a hockey match last month and I didn’t want to be hobbling round for another two weeks (knocked out by my nunga-nungas)

Mundungus Fletcher: Ouch—gerroff—gerroff, you mad old bat! Someone’s gotta tell Dumbledore!

Arabella Figg ( furiously beating him with a shopping bag of cat food for neglecting to keep watch over Harry Potter) Yes —they—have! And —it—had—better—be — you — and — you — can — tell — him — why — you — weren’t — there — to — help!” ‘

Mundungus Fletcher: (arms over his head) : Keep your ’airnet on!” his arms over his head, cowering. “I’m going, I’m going! ( Disaparates with a loud loud crack)

Arabella Figg: I hope Dumbledore murders him!Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix )

David Nolan: so Rumpelstiltskin is Henry’s grandfather?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Apparently.

David Nolan: But *I'm* his grandfather.

Mary Margaret Blanchard: You can have more than one.

David Nolan: So, his... step-grandmother is Regina, the Evil Queen?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Actually, his step-great-grandmother. And she's also his adoptive mother.

David Nolan: [sighs] it’s a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land, 'cause that dinner would suck. ('Once upon a time”)

[after being shot] Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. [cough, cough]

Mask: Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. [cough cough]

Mask: Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas [cough, cough] Tell Scarlett I do give a damn.

[coughs in Orlando's face, raspberries, then farts] Mask: Pardon me. [he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award] Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me! ("The Mask”)

[Chasing Sister LaRue after reviving her] Ned: Nun on the run! Nun on the run! Nun on the run! [Catches up to LaRue and touches her again killing her forever] We are so going to hell. ("Pushing Daisies")

Mad eye moody: we ought to double back just to make sure no one’s following us

Tonks: are you mad, mad- eye? (Harry potter and the order of the phoenix)

“What’s Mombi doing then?” I asked.

Nox wiggled his eyebrows and lowered his voice to a conspiratorial stage whisper. “Mombi’s afraid of heights,” he said. “She’s not casting a spell. She’s saying her prayers.”

“Whom exactly do wicked witches pray to?” Nox laughed. “Who knows? She’s just trying to stay distracted so she doesn’t piss herself before we land.” (Dorothy must die)

Isabella: Be gone, Chester Wormwood. You are banished from Hortensia!

Chester Wormwood: Fine. You win, for now! But mark my words, I will return to take this kingdom by force, and you and your family will decorate my highest tower, with your heads!... Oh, but don't forget, the wedding is fast approaching, so have the groomsman's gifts engraved with their initials. It's a classy move... But you will die, I swear!... Oh, and don't forget to tip the waiters on the day. Oh, they work so hard... ROT IN HELL, SWINE! (“galavant”)

Lilo: You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?

[Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room] Lilo: Wow. San Francisco.

[Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Earth vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car] Stitch: [as car passengers] "Eeeeeek! Save me!"

Lilo: No more caffeine for you. (“Lilo & Stitch”)

I enjoy running people over in a chariot as much as the next deity, but I did not like the idea of being the guy run over. As the dragons barrelled towards us, Meg stood her ground, which was either admirable or suicidal. I tried to decide whether to cower behind her or leap out of the way - both options less admirable but also less suicidal -when the choice became irrelevant. Piper threw her dagger, impaling the left dragon's eye. Left Dragon shrieked in pain, pushed against Right Dragon, and sent the chariot veering off course. Medea barrelled past us, just out of reach of Meg's swords, and disappeared into the darkness while screaming insults at her pets in ancient Colchian - a language no longer spoken, but which featured twenty-seven different words for kill and not a single way to say Apollo rocks. I hate the Colchians.(The Trials of Apollo: The Burning Maze)


Thorne scoffed. “Careful is my middle name. Right after Suave and Daring.”

“Do you even know what you're saying half the time?” asked Cinder. (The Lunar Chronicles: Winter)

Newt Scamander: [hands Jacob a helmet] Put this on.

Jacob Kowalski: But why would I have to wear something like this?

Newt Scamander: Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.

Newt Scamander: [as he is strapping body protection on to Jacob] Now there's absolutely nothing for you to worry about.

Jacob Kowalski: Tell me, has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?

Newt Scamander: Well, my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice. (“Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them”)

Gurkin: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Hi, ho.

Lenny: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Bye, ho.(“Sydney White”)

"How many sewers have you seen with gold grates on them?" Leo asked. "Betcha that one leads right to the emperor's palace."

I frowned. "that was way too easy."

"Hey." Meg poked me in the back of the neck. "Remember what Percy told us? Never say stuff like ~we made it ~ or ~That was easy~. You'll jinx us!"

"My entire existence is a jinx."

"Pedal faster."

Since that was a direct order from Meg, I had no choice. My legs already felt like they were turning into sacks of hot coals, but I picked up the pace. Leo steered our teal plastic pirate ship towards the sewer entrance.

We were ten feet away when we triggered the First Law of Percy Jackson. Our jinx rose up from the water in the form of a glistening arc of serpentine flesh. I may have screamed. Leo shouted a completely unhelpful warning : " Look Out!" (The Trials of Apollo: The Dark Prophecy)

Benjamina Gunn: Smolly, can it be you?

Captain Abraham Smollett: Benjamina.

Benjamina Gunn: Hi-yah!

[Karate chops Smollett, sends him flying into the gong] Captain Abraham Smollett: [to the gong ringer] Old girlfriend. ( he faints)

Benjamina Gunn: Tie ‘em back in their stakes ! [walks off in a huff!] (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

Katherine:Will the richest and most powerful men in New York give the time of day to a gang of kids who haven't got a nickel to their name?

Crutchie:Hey, you don't gotta be insultin'. I got...a nickel. (Newsies the Musical )

Sawyer (showing winter her new tail): Dr. McCarthy made it special for today. See? There he is. He stayed up all night making it for you

(Winter makes a raspberry sound through her blowhole) Dr. McCarthy: my sentiments exactly (“Dolphin Tale 2”)

Hunk: Wasn’t it something likes “if you don’t to be killed, stay away from it’s gills.”

Keith: No, no! It was, "If you don't want to be dead, stay away from its head!"

Allura: We don't have time to listen to your rhymes!

Hunk: Haha! You just- (allura growls) oh. (“Voltron: Legendary Defender” )

“Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?' said Zacharias Smith.

'Here's an idea,' said Ron loudly, 'why don't you shut your mouth?'

'Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it,' he said.

'That's not what he said,' said Fred Weasley.

'Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?' inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.

'Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this,' said Fred (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix )

[while surrounding himself in a ring of fire with his torch] Nuka: Roasty-toasty princess! Roasty-toasty princess! [Stops] Hey, is it hot in here or is it just me? [Notices he's in a ring of... ] FIRE!(“The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride”)

Chi Fu: Insolent ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”)

Bless Piper’s intuition, appealing to Meg’s stubborn streak. And bless Meg’s willful, weed-covered little heart. She interposed herself between me and Medea. “Apollo’s my dumb servant. You can’t have him.”(The Trials of Apollo: The Burning Maze)

“But you are normal!” said Harry fiercely. “You’ve just got a — a problem —”

Lupin burst out laughing. “Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my ‘furry little problem’ in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.(Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince )

“Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid.

"You don't think anything that Skeeter cow - sorry, Professor," he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore.

"I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry," said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling(Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

[Frederick and Igor are exhuming a dead criminal] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job.

Igor: Could be worse.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?

Igor: Could be raining. [it starts to pour] [Crack of thunder, torrential rain starts](“Young Frankenstein”)

Squire Trelawney: Gentlemen, this is a genuine bona-fide treasure map.

Jim Hawkins: Really?

Squire Trelawney: Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.

Squire Trelawney: Oh, Mr. Bimbo is the man who lives inside my finger. He is very smart. He's been to the moon. Oh... twice.

Rizzo: I smell a bozo. (“Muppt Treasure Island”)

Rex: Anyone in favor of kicking Chief out of the group and never speaking to him again?

Boss, Rex, King, Duke: [falling down] Aye! (“Isle of Dogs”)

Shenzi: I just hear that name and I shudder.

Banzai: Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooooh! Do it again!

Banzai: Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooooh!

Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooooh! [breaks into laughter] : And it tingles me!

Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots.(“ the lion king “)

Remus Lupin: It is the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.

Kingsley Shacklebolt: Who said that?

Remus Lupin: Me.(“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2”)

Harry Potter: We have to go there, now.

Hermione Granger: What? We can't do that! We've got to plan! We've got to figure it out...

Harry Potter: Hermione! When have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose!(“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2”)

Callum: He’s blind, so we don’t have to worry about his sense of sight.

Rayla: Exactly! That leaves only two senses we need to fool. Hearing and smell.

Callum: Wait, why are those the only senses we need to worry about?

Rayla: Well, if it gets to his sense of touch, we’re in big trouble. And sense of taste? Nice knowing ya! (“The Dragon Prince”)

Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel: Any second now, you'll hear his tortured cries of regret: "Please let me out, I'll tell you everything!"

Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel: Any second now, his pathetic screaming, begging for mercy. Any second, should be right about... now!

Gantu: I don't hear anything.

Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel: Shut up, I can't hear!

Gantu, Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel: [Gantu and Hamsterviel enter the room] Huh?

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: [Experiment 625 is eating from a stack of sandwiches] Funny thing, 625 has all powers of 626, even has advanced language programming; unfortunately, he is also lazy coward, heh heh heh, but makes great sandwiches.

Experiment 625: Ham or tuna?

Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel: Grr, I am irked!(“Stitch! The Movie”)

Pleakley: Oh great! He's loose!

Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.(“Lilo & Stitch”)

Lilo: You had coffee today didn't you?

Stitch: Coconut cake and coffee! (“Stitch! The Movie”)

Isabella: Be gone, Chester Wormwood. You are banished from Hortensia!

Chester Wormwood: Fine. You win, for now! But mark my words, I will return to take this kingdom by force, and you and your family will decorate my highest tower, with your heads!... Oh, but don't forget, the wedding is fast approaching, so have the groomsman's gifts engraved with their initials. It's a classy move... But you will die, I swear!... Oh, and don't forget to tip the waiters on the day. Oh, they work so hard... ROT IN HELL, SWINE! (“galavant”)

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I hope you enjoy the poems and stories!

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When It All Breaks Down by the-foresight reviews
This is quite a desperate one, probably because it's more personal than my others. Please tell me what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006
One True Love by haeitsheerin
I wrote this to my boyfriend...obviously. But it says about how I started going out with him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005
Someday We'll Be Friends by sarcastic-student reviews
Are first loves ever really over?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005
The Power of Words by Ann Lee reviews
"When You ask of a time when words have had power for me..." Why I love words/books.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
The Mark by evil-kinevil reviews
The story of a teenager's discovery about her true identity and the existence of other worlds. She discovers that people she thought she knew aren't what they seem, and she embarks on a journey to discover her true power and to learn her true mission.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
Abandoned by Luna Nightraven reviews
Reflections of why a relationship is ended, put into verse. I know that isn't a good summary, so just read it! Please R&R.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004
Together with the Dragon by nightdragon0 reviews
A short and simple poem about soaring the skies with a Dragon. Also an assignment I did for one of my classes.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Complete
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Humidity Heaviness
I wrote this half enjambed , half haiku poem yesterday ( July 24, 2022) when my mind was thinking about the oppressive heat
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Published: 7/25 - Complete
200 Meter Dash
a part haiku, part enjambed poem I wrote on the way up to my recent Special Olympics Summer Games on June 11, 2022.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Published: 6/19 - Complete
Fog Tired
a half haiku , half enjambed poem that I just wrote about the fog making me feel so utterly exhausted.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 3/7 - Complete
I'm Done With This reviews
this is a half haiku n, half enjambed poem I wrote yesterday about my feelings about the recent freezing bad winter weather Cape Cod had recently. XXX separates the stanzas. enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6 - Complete
Sunset Feelings
an ekphrastic poem that I wrote for my November 17, 2021 virtual zoom poetry class. based on Claude Monet' s1908 oil painting San Giorgio Maggiore at Dusk.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Published: 12/25/2021 - Complete
Ode To Winter reviews
I wrote this moving ode poem to Winter the Dolphin on November 14, 2021 three days after her sad passing.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/22/2021 - Complete
Cape Cod Seasons in Similes reviews
this is a poem i wrote November 9 for a November 10, 2021 zoom poetry class . The assignment was to write a poem using similes and or metaphors.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2021 - Complete
Its back again
a poem i wrote September 21, 2021.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Published: 10/24/2021 - Complete
Acceptance
a poem i wrote September 21, 2021 after I came to a realization about something.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Published: 10/24/2021 - Complete
Basketball
a half enjambed , half haiku poem I wrote this past Monday
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Published: 5/22/2021 - Complete
I'll do the dirty work spoofs reviews
spoofs of the catchy 'I'll do the dirty work' song from 1984's my little pony :the movie. It's about how yours truly and my fan fiction alter ego WyldClaw ( WC) try to convince each other to be dragged see horror movies by our friends. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2021 - Published: 3/23/2020
plenty of spoofs reviews
spoofs/parodies/ satires etc that I have written . I hope you like them. Please remember to read & review.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2021 - Published: 8/14/2007
Another One Jump Ahead Spoof
Just what the title says. This is another spoof of "One Jump Ahead" from Disney's Aladdin.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Published: 1/17/2021 - Complete
The Twelve Pains of 2020
a late spoof of the hilarious Christmas song " The Twelve Pains of Christmas " .My take on what the world was thinking a few weeks ago .
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Published: 1/4/2021 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas-2020 style
A spoof of the classic Twelve Days of Christmas song
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Published: 1/4/2021 - Complete
Fall Changes
This is a half haiku, half free verse poem i came up with a few days ago.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Complete
Unusual Summer
A rhyming couplet poem I came up with yesterday
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Published: 8/18/2020 - Complete
All We Want This Year Spoof
this is a spoof of the funny family guy song "all we want this year" written in december 2019.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Published: 5/23/2020
Fried reviews
I wrote this poem last Thursday . . hope you like it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Complete
In Quarantine reviews
spoof of "Under The Sea " from The Little Mermaid. what the world is probably thinking right now.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2020 - Complete
Nor'Easter Fever
Spoof of the catchy cabin fever song from muppet treasure island written in response to the 3 nor'easters that struck The east coast January-march 2018. italics mean extra lines not in the original spoof
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Published: 4/20/2020 - Complete
Blahness
A half haiku, half free verse poem I wrote last night. My feelings about being trapped under the self quarantine ban
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 3/30/2020 - Complete
So Long Farewell Glee Version
this is a parody of 'so long farewell' from 'the sound of music' . I wrote it on march 20, 2015 for the end of glee. It is dedicated to all the gleeks ( aka glee fans). Names have been changed to ..protect the innocent.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Published: 3/23/2020 - Complete
Self-Quarantine Blues
This is a parody of Eddie Cochran's song "Summertime Blues". I did the best i could to keep the spoof in line with the catchy melody of the old time tune . enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 3/22/2020 - Complete
Bottled Up
this is an old poem from 2005
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2020 - Complete
The 12 Pains of Winter Finals
A spoof of Bob River's The 12 Pians of Christmas. Inspired by the stress brought on recently by my last final
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Published: 12/17/2019
Scorch
a poem I wrote thinking of the oppressive heat slapping Cape Cod and most of the country today
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Complete
Nothing Can Stop The Marvel Heroes
A spoof of nothing can stop the smooze" from 1984's My Little Pony: The Movie. XxX separates the verses. Italics are added lines not in original song.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Complete
We Saw Your Bad Films spoofs
spoofs of Seth macfarlane's catchy and funny we saw your boobs song from the 2013 involving bad films and the 2018 and 2018 golden raspberry aka the Razzie nominees.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 589 - Updated: 11/22/2018 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
Holidays Are Coming' Back To Town reviews
a spoof of Mariah Carey's "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". Probably what many people are thinking seeing Christmas decorations up already. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Complete
The Grip
Rhyming couplet poem I wrote the other day,
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Complete
Crazy June Weather
Just a little haiku I wrote on june 13 watching the heavy rain fall from a bust stop. XxX separates the verses. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 6/25/2018
We Don't Like You
a spoof of the catchy Galavant earworm song " I don't like you." A take on what the cast of "The Incredibles 2 " would be telling "Jurassic World fallen Kingdom" 's cast". hop you like it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Published: 6/18/2018 - Complete
A One Jump Ahead Parody
spoofs of aladdin's one jump ahead song. what happens when my friends decide that i've opened my big mouth one too many times? read on to find out
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Complete
The Most Wonderful Night of the Year
since the academy awards are Sunday I made this spoof of Andy Williams' famous christmas song " It's the most wonderful day of the year" . Enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Complete
Emotional roller coaster reviews
Also Known as "Ultimate you. ". This is a true story about events in my life, that took place during fall 2001 to spring 2005. I wrote the first 7 parts in summer 2004 as a 1 year fictionpress gift. I hope you like it. Now with new songs and new titles!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
snow poem part 2
older poem that's a follow up to my poem "Ode to Snow". based on the Blizzard of 2005. written on Feb. 21, 2005.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete
winter's so called joys reviews
a short poem i wrote a few years ago about the ever so 'fun' of winter.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
Leaving reviews
i just came up with this little haiku about leaving while thinking about my last day at the summer camp i work at . please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2015
enough snow! reviews
just a poem i came up with about my recent feeling of the white stuff
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Complete
eight pains of hanukah reviews
just what it says: a hanukkah version of the christmas/comedy song "twelve pains of christmas" . please read and review. enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Complete
endless winter reviews
this is a rhyming couplet poem i came up with yesterday watching light flurries of the dreaded white stuff (snow) whip around in the air. please read and review
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Complete
oft walked path reviews
another half rhyming free verse , half haiku poem. i came up with it yesterday during a break from a long walk. please read and review
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
cape cod summer reviews
a half haiku, half rhyming free verse poem i came up with three days ago. I hope you like it
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
morning walk reviews
this is a short five sense poem i came up with the other day. enjoy and please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013
no more snow! reviews
spoof of the song 'let it grow' from the 2012 movie 'the lorax'. just what i think people on the east coast are thinking after this latest dumping of snow. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
body pump poem
this is kind of a prequel to 'a different kind of therapy', which i wrote last year. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
a different kind of therapy reviews
i wrote this rhyming poem today. enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
spring pleeeeeaaaase hurry! reviews
half haiku half free verse poem i wrote in 2011 when i was getting sick of winter. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
ode to snow aka snow poem part 1 reviews
i wrote this back in 2004 watching snow fall to the ground. enjoy
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
dreaded illness reviews
a poem i wrote the day before my final last week.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
heat wave
I came up with this poem during the country wide heat wave that happened in summer 2006. it utilizes all of the senses
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Mighty battle
this is one of my older poems formerley know as 'the battle'. trust me it's not what about you think it is. please let me know what you though of it. thanks!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete