BigKidatHeart
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Joined 08-18-03, id: 370569, Profile Updated: 07-27-20
Author has written 38 stories for General, General, and Nature.

the name's BigKidatHeart but you can call me BK

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Shenzi: I just hear that name and I shudder.

Banzai: Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooooh! Do it again!

Banzai: Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooooh!

Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!

Shenzi: Ooooh! [breaks into laughter] : And it tingles me!

Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots.(“ the lion king “)

Gurkin: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Hi, ho.

Lenny: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Bye, ho.(“Sydney White”)

Chi Fu: Insolent ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan”)

Isabella:I believe I have a wedding planner to see. And better believe it... his ass belongs to me!(“galavant”)

Pidge: Keith's the loner. I'm the brain. Hunk's the nice one. Allura's the decision-maker. Coran's the wise old guy. And Lance is the goofball.

Lance: Yeah, totally right...exactly. Wait a minute! I'm not a goofball! I'm like the cool ninja sharpshooter!

Keith: (scoffs) Are you joking? (“Voltron: Legendary Defender” )

[while surrounding himself in a ring of fire with his torch] Nuka: Roasty-toasty princess! Roasty-toasty princess!

[Stops] Nuka: Hey, is it hot in here or is it just me? [Notices he's in a ring of... ] FIRE!(“The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride”)

King Of Valencia: as a former king who once led armies into battle I must say that we are knee-deep in poopie kaka.

Princess Isabella : thanks Dad. (“ galavant”)

Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not?(Insulted)it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! (Pants)

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

Grover: well, Percy what have we learned today

Percy: that three-headed dogs prefer big rubber balls over sticks

Grover: No! We’ve learned that your plans, really, really bite (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: the lightning thief)’

“What’s Mombi doing then?” I asked.

Nox wiggled his eyebrows and lowered his voice to a conspiratorial stage whisper. “Mombi’s afraid of heights,” he said. “She’s not casting a spell. She’s saying her prayers.”

“Whom exactly do wicked witches pray to?” Nox laughed. “Who knows? She’s just trying to stay distracted so she doesn’t piss herself before we land.” (Dorothy must die)

Yellowfang: she’s becoming more useful everyday. Besides, I’m getting used to her company

Cinderpaw: only because you’re deaf enough to put up with my chattering! At least that’s what she keeps telling me anyway(Warriors: Fire and Ice)

Effie Trinket: I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! [looks at Katniss]

Haymitch Abernathy: ( gives katniss a thumbs up) Nice shooting, sweetheart (“The Hunger Games”)

Pumbaa: Your Majesty. I gravel at your feet. [starts kissing Simba's feet]

Adult Simba: Stop that.

Timon: It's not gravel, it's grovel.(“ the lion king “)

Coach Cotton: What did you say to him?

Leigh Anne Touhy: You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts. I said you could thank me later . (pause) It's later, Bert (“the blind side”)

chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.

Emerson: I might be stuck, but I can still reach my gun ("pushing daisies”)

King of Valencia: I can guess the future… we’re screwed

Queen of Valencia: mm-hmm (“Galavant”)

“But this is touching, Severus,” said Dumbledore seriously. “Have you grown to care for the boy, after all?”

“For him?” shouted Snape. “Expecto Patronum!” From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe. She landed on the office floor, bounded once across the office, and soared out of the window.

Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.

“After all this time?”

“Always,” said Snape.” (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

[after being shot] Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. [cough, cough]

Mask: Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. [cough cough]

Mask: Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas [cough, cough] Tell Scarlett I do give a damn.

[coughs in Orlando's face, raspberries, then farts] Mask: Pardon me. [he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award] Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me! ("The Mask")

Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.

Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan, so... I know what you're saying (“Once Upon A Time”) (“Once Upon A Time”)

Snotlout: Can we please do something? My mouth is starting to freeze shut.

Astrid: Don't get our hopes up. (“Dragons: Race to the Edge”)

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I hope you enjoy the poems and stories!

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When It All Breaks Down by the-foresight reviews
This is quite a desperate one, probably because it's more personal than my others. Please tell me what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006
One True Love by haeitsheerin
I wrote this to my boyfriend...obviously. But it says about how I started going out with him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005
Someday We'll Be Friends by sarcastic-student reviews
Are first loves ever really over?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005
The Power of Words by Ann Lee reviews
"When You ask of a time when words have had power for me..." Why I love words/books.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
The Mark by evil-kinevil reviews
The story of a teenager's discovery about her true identity and the existence of other worlds. She discovers that people she thought she knew aren't what they seem, and she embarks on a journey to discover her true power and to learn her true mission.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
Abandoned by Luna Nightraven reviews
Reflections of why a relationship is ended, put into verse. I know that isn't a good summary, so just read it! Please R&R.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004
Together with the Dragon by nightdragon0 reviews
A short and simple poem about soaring the skies with a Dragon. Also an assignment I did for one of my classes.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Complete
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All We Want This Year Spoof
this is a spoof of the funny family guy song "all we want this year" written in december 2019.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Published: 5/23
I'll do the dirty work-IT movies
two-shot spoof of the catchy 'I'll do the dirty work' song from my little pony :the movie. It's about how yours truly and my fan fiction alter ego WyldClaw ( WC) try to convince each other to be dragged see the IT movies . Chapter 1 is focused on the 2017 original while Chapter 2 is centered on 2019's IT: Chapter 2. enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 3/23 - Complete
Fried reviews
I wrote this poem last Thursday . . hope you like it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27 - Complete
In Quarantine reviews
a lame spoof of "Under The Sea " from The Little Mermaid. what the world is probably thinking.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26 - Complete
Nor'Easter Fever
Spoof of the catchy cabin fever song from muppet treasure island written in response to the 3 nor'easters that struck The east coast January-march 2018. italics mean extra lines not in the original spoof
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Published: 4/20 - Complete
Blahness
A half haiku, half free verse poem I wrote last night. My feelings about being trapped under the self quarantine ban
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 3/30 - Complete
plenty of spoofs reviews
spoofs/parodies/ satires etc that I have written . I hope you like them. Please remember to read & review.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/14/2007
So Long Farewell Glee Version
this is a parody of 'so long farewell' from 'the sound of music' . I wrote it on march 20, 2015 for the end of glee. It is dedicated to all the gleeks ( aka glee fans). Names have been changed to ..protect the innocent.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Published: 3/23 - Complete
Self-Quarantine Blues
This is a parody of Eddie Cochran's song "Summertime Blues". I did the best i could to keep the spoof in line with the catchy melody of the old time tune . enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 3/22 - Complete
Bottled Up
this is an old poem from 2005
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12 - Complete
The 12 Pains of Winter Finals
A spoof of Bob River's The 12 Pians of Christmas. Inspired by the stress brought on recently by my last final
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Published: 12/17/2019
Scorch
a poem I wrote thinking of the oppressive heat slapping Cape Cod and most of the country today
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Complete
Nothing Can Stop The Marvel Heroes
A spoof of nothing can stop the smooze" from 1984's My Little Pony: The Movie. XxX separates the verses. Italics are added lines not in original song.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Complete
We Saw Your Bad Films spoofs
spoofs of Seth macfarlane's catchy and funny we saw your boobs song from the 2013 involving bad films and the 2018 and 2018 golden raspberry aka the Razzie nominees.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 589 - Updated: 11/22/2018 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
Holidays Are Coming' Back To Town reviews
a spoof of Mariah Carey's "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". Probably what many people are thinking seeing Christmas decorations up already. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Complete
The Grip
Rhyming couplet poem I wrote the other day,
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Complete
Crazy June Weather
Just a little haiku I wrote on june 13 watching the heavy rain fall from a bust stop. XxX separates the verses. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 6/25/2018
We Don't Like You
a spoof of the catchy Galavant earworm song " I don't like you." A take on what the cast of "The Incredibles 2 " would be telling "Jurassic World fallen Kingdom" 's cast". hop you like it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Published: 6/18/2018 - Complete
A One Jump Ahead Parody
spoofs of aladdin's one jump ahead song. what happens when my friends decide that i've opened my big mouth one too many times? read on to find out
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Complete
The Most Wonderful Night of the Year
since the academy awards are Sunday I made this spoof of Andy Williams' famous christmas song " It's the most wonderful day of the year" . Enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Complete
Emotional roller coaster reviews
Also Known as "Ultimate you. ". This is a true story about events in my life, that took place during fall 2001 to spring 2005. I wrote the first 7 parts in summer 2004 as a 1 year fictionpress gift. I hope you like it. Now with new songs and new titles!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
snow poem part 2
older poem that's a follow up to my poem "Ode to Snow". based on the Blizzard of 2005. written on Feb. 21, 2005.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete
winter's so called joys reviews
a short poem i wrote a few years ago about the ever so 'fun' of winter.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
Leaving reviews
i just came up with this little haiku about leaving while thinking about my last day at the summer camp i work at . please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2015
enough snow! reviews
just a poem i came up with about my recent feeling of the white stuff
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Complete
eight pains of hanukah reviews
just what it says: a hanukkah version of the christmas/comedy song "twelve pains of christmas" . please read and review. enjoy
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Complete
endless winter reviews
this is a rhyming couplet poem i came up with yesterday watching light flurries of the dreaded white stuff (snow) whip around in the air. please read and review
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Complete
oft walked path reviews
another half rhyming free verse , half haiku poem. i came up with it yesterday during a break from a long walk. please read and review
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
cape cod summer reviews
a half haiku, half rhyming free verse poem i came up with three days ago. I hope you like it
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
morning walk reviews
this is a short five sense poem i came up with the other day. enjoy and please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013
no more snow! reviews
spoof of the song 'let it grow' from the 2012 movie 'the lorax'. just what i think people on the east coast are thinking after this latest dumping of snow. enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
body pump poem
this is kind of a prequel to 'a different kind of therapy', which i wrote last year. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
a different kind of therapy reviews
i wrote this rhyming poem today. enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
spring pleeeeeaaaase hurry! reviews
half haiku half free verse poem i wrote in 2011 when i was getting sick of winter. please read and review. thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
ode to snow aka snow poem part 1 reviews
i wrote this back in 2004 watching snow fall to the ground. enjoy
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
dreaded illness reviews
a poem i wrote the day before my final last week.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
heat wave
I came up with this poem during the country wide heat wave that happened in summer 2006. it utilizes all of the senses
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Mighty battle
this is one of my older poems formerley know as 'the battle'. trust me it's not what about you think it is. please let me know what you though of it. thanks!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete